He vetoed her money
She walked so really funny
Hair style's wild and crazy
O vodka shows when Rosemary blows
And it's now on TV

Speech was kinda slurry
Cameras show actin' crazy
And now she sues Rick Perry
O vodka shows when Rosemary blows
And it's now on TV

There's something about her hand cuffing time
And assessing her fine that I just gotta say
She's under this liberal spell
And it's working so well she's a moonbat parade

Law enforcement fellas they just tried to tell her
That she drove so aimlessly
O vodka shows when Rosemary blows
And it's now on TV

There's something about her hand cuffing time
And assessing her fine that I just gotta say
She's under this liberal spell
And it's working so well she's a moonbat parade

Law enforcement fellas they just tried to tell her
That she drove so aimlessly
O vodka shows when Rosemary blows
And it's now on TV

(Drunk shows when Rosemary blows)
And it's now on TV
blurry
(Drunk shows when Rosemary blows)
hazy
(Drunk shows when Rosemary blows)

I must tell you, Comrade Director I had spent forty years and paid tens of thousands of dollars to psychotherapists in a misguided attempt to purge this tune from my subconscious. Thank you for completely frustrating these foolhardy efforts

But seriously, Comrades, who but Dear Director could pull Edison Lighthouse from the recesses of his memory bank and put it to hooliganistic use? Who but he?