The People's Cube - Political Satire

For this day, we must look back to look towards the future. Of all the things we said that will happen in the World of Next Tuesday shall happen. Our days of living under capitalist oppression will soon be over. We are focusing on military plans, advanced technology, and more government control care.

In the world of Next Tuesday, Robots will need pets, cars will drive themselves (here for Captain Craptek's article), Dear Leader will celebrate his 10th anniversary in his palace, and we will finish the People's Plot ™ , the Gulag Apprentice ™, the food delivery to Laika, etc. I apologize comrades for forgetting some of your inputs of the World of Next Tuesday.

Join us in celebration of our party's anniversary as we think of Next Tuesday.

Let the third and most glorious Five Year Plan commence! Ain't no way for socialism to fail this time. The third time is the charm, and this time I can practically taste that Utopia, just waiting for us!

Don't post here! This thread will be soon deleted.

We now have posted the official celebratory thread:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 16157.html

All those who have posted their celebratory comments ahead of schedule in unauthorized threads, are hereby directed to post them on the korrekt thread and delete all evidence of their earlier online hooliganism.