6/26/2016, 6:57 am
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Experts around IPCC already see Brexit influences on climate - scenarios show that it will worsen!
There is a chance - anyway, it can't be excluded - that due to Brexit the sacred value of Pi (those 3.14159...) will shrink, possibly to just 3.
Studies for further traces of Brexit-inducing activity also started, focusing on Vladimir Putin, Dr. Fu Manchu, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and HAL 9000.
Research for Zionist roots in Brexit (the Jew pulling the strings behind the scenes) did for now present no unequivocal proof.
Womyn with the misfortune of having been given the first name Brittany may employ the services of a nomina-surgeon to perform a chopabrittomy followed by nominoplasty. All expenses will be covered by EU.
Art historians reconsider their Albrecht Dürer exegeses. In a recent near-consensual opinion, Dürer's Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (e.g. here) is claimed to forebode the Brexit.
Greenwich meridian will be irrevocably replaced by the meridian of Brussels (Le Méridien de Brussels, also in 23 22 other EU-languages - English already purged). Le Méridien de Brussels will be clearly painted on land across the globe. On seawaters it will be represented as an installation by Christo (cf. here). Le Méridien de Brussels will be visible from space.
Signs with the inscription "EXIT" will be replaced by displays of a list of "EXIT" equivalents in all 24 23 EU languages: IZLAZ, VÝSTUP , UDGANG , UITGANG , SORTIE , AUSGANG , ΈΞΟΔΟΣ , KIJÁRAT , USCITA , IZEJA , IŠĖJIMAS , WYJŚCIE , SAÍDA , IEȘIRE , ВЫХОД , VÝCHOD , SALIDA , UTGÅNG , ВИХІД . Please acquaint yourself with post-Brexit diversity.
Of course the same applies to STOP, HERE, CUBE, etc.
As a next step, anglicisms will be removed from everyday language: gal, gay, gender, etc., and then from vernacular: fig, fag, fuck, etc., and finally from tech-gobbledygook: deoxyribonucleidalmonopeptidepimorphisms, etc..
As with 'EXIT', EU-equivalents will be introduced for all those words, in all EU languages. There is work to be done by linguists, writers, printers, and sign painters for decades and maybe millenia.
Channel Tunnel - the rail pipe for high-speed trains running under the English Channel / La Manche Canal - will be renamed (in all 24 23 EU languages, of course). Eventually it is to be reverse-engineered into the original undersea bedrock, sealing all the Brexiters on their island. Such a megagigantic terra-project will be presented as an epochal breakthrough in ecological compassion and care, generating gazillions of jobs for the gazillions of arriving migrants.
World religions unite!
In a historic moment, Pope Francis will meet the Holy Areopagus of Islam ( مجمع الحكماء المقدسة للإسلام ). The meeting was initially planned to be held in Trier, Germany, the birthplace of Karl Marx. Given Marx's Jewish origin, said Monsignore Ufficio Papale Oratore, that would subtly let Judaism participate in the Accordo Storico. That plan was nixed, however, after Holy Areopagus asked for a signal of compassion and understanding towards the sensibilities of Ummah.
Therefore, the Convegno ( اتفاقية ) will be held in the holy city of Makkah, where Pope Francis will be met by the whole Holy Areopagus of 666 Islamic scholars, seated inside the Kaaba (Muslims only). A comfy stool will be placed right at the doorstep of Kaaba, with the door half-open to facilitate an auspicious exchange of ideas.
The result of that historic summit will be a common Encyclifatwa ( الفقاعة الفتوى ), excoriating Brexit and degrading it to the so-called Lowland of Lowlife ( الأراضي المنخفضة من ), a realm currently hosting Salman Rushdie, Kurt Westergaard, and other Islamophobic scoundrels.
Experts around IPCC already see Brexit influences on climate - scenarios show that it will worsen!
There is a chance - anyway, it can't be excluded - that due to Brexit the sacred value of Pi (those 3.14159...) will shrink, possibly to just 3.
Studies for further traces of Brexit-inducing activity also started, focusing on Vladimir Putin, Dr. Fu Manchu, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and HAL 9000.
Research for Zionist roots in Brexit (the Jew pulling the strings behind the scenes) did for now present no unequivocal proof.
Womyn with the misfortune of having been given the first name Brittany may employ the services of a nomina-surgeon to perform a chopabrittomy followed by nominoplasty. All expenses will be covered by EU.
Art historians reconsider their Albrecht Dürer exegeses. In a recent near-consensual opinion, Dürer's Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (e.g. here) is claimed to forebode the Brexit.
Greenwich meridian will be irrevocably replaced by the meridian of Brussels (Le Méridien de Brussels, also in 23 22 other EU-languages - English already purged). Le Méridien de Brussels will be clearly painted on land across the globe. On seawaters it will be represented as an installation by Christo (cf. here). Le Méridien de Brussels will be visible from space.
Signs with the inscription "EXIT" will be replaced by displays of a list of "EXIT" equivalents in all 24 23 EU languages: IZLAZ, VÝSTUP , UDGANG , UITGANG , SORTIE , AUSGANG , ΈΞΟΔΟΣ , KIJÁRAT , USCITA , IZEJA , IŠĖJIMAS , WYJŚCIE , SAÍDA , IEȘIRE , ВЫХОД , VÝCHOD , SALIDA , UTGÅNG , ВИХІД . Please acquaint yourself with post-Brexit diversity.
Of course the same applies to STOP, HERE, CUBE, etc.
As a next step, anglicisms will be removed from everyday language: gal, gay, gender, etc., and then from vernacular: fig, fag, fuck, etc., and finally from tech-gobbledygook: deoxyribonucleidalmonopeptidepimorphisms, etc..
As with 'EXIT', EU-equivalents will be introduced for all those words, in all EU languages. There is work to be done by linguists, writers, printers, and sign painters for decades and maybe millenia.
Channel Tunnel - the rail pipe for high-speed trains running under the English Channel / La Manche Canal - will be renamed (in all 24 23 EU languages, of course). Eventually it is to be reverse-engineered into the original undersea bedrock, sealing all the Brexiters on their island. Such a megagigantic terra-project will be presented as an epochal breakthrough in ecological compassion and care, generating gazillions of jobs for the gazillions of arriving migrants.
World religions unite!
In a historic moment, Pope Francis will meet the Holy Areopagus of Islam ( مجمع الحكماء المقدسة للإسلام ). The meeting was initially planned to be held in Trier, Germany, the birthplace of Karl Marx. Given Marx's Jewish origin, said Monsignore Ufficio Papale Oratore, that would subtly let Judaism participate in the Accordo Storico. That plan was nixed, however, after Holy Areopagus asked for a signal of compassion and understanding towards the sensibilities of Ummah.
Therefore, the Convegno ( اتفاقية ) will be held in the holy city of Makkah, where Pope Francis will be met by the whole Holy Areopagus of 666 Islamic scholars, seated inside the Kaaba (Muslims only). A comfy stool will be placed right at the doorstep of Kaaba, with the door half-open to facilitate an auspicious exchange of ideas.
The result of that historic summit will be a common Encyclifatwa ( الفقاعة الفتوى ), excoriating Brexit and degrading it to the so-called Lowland of Lowlife ( الأراضي المنخفضة من ), a realm currently hosting Salman Rushdie, Kurt Westergaard, and other Islamophobic scoundrels.

