The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Thoroughly debunked by now, except in the fevered imaginations of some alt-right wing conspiracy kooks, is the rumor that Hillary, our next president, had a seizure during a news conference. Hillary is fine, and the extreme head bobbing, coughing fits, and laughter over four Americans dying at Benghazi is perfectly normal behavior according to Snopes and other reliable sources.

Unfortunately, the alleged “seizure” still keeps coming up on the internet and in social media, information outlets that we don't yet fully control, and here again we must lay these ludicrous claims to rest.

Lisa Lerer, an unbiased reporter who was at the scene of the rumored seizure, reports that she was in no way startled by Hillary's behavior at a press conference. The open mouthed, wide eyed, eyebrow raising tucking in of the chin does not in any way indicate that the reporter was momentarily taken aback. She should know, she was there.

Speaking for myself, I often react in a similar way when I see an image of Hillary, so I can verify that such behavior is perfectly normal. Nevertheless, FOX “News” ran with the story of Hillary's rumored “seizure” and very tellingly never contacted Lisa Lerer to get her opinion. As if you needed another reason not to trust right wing propaganda regurgitation sources like FOX and Rush Limbaugh.

In other news, the rumors of the German airship Hindenburg erupting into flames at Lakehurst, New Jersey, continue to persist decades later. Alleged audio narrated by reporter Herbert Morrison of the Hindenburg exploding has been offered as proof along with film footage of the airship apparently burning and crashing.

Among the stubborn facts that the conspiracy kooks conveniently omit is that Paul von Hindenburg had died two years before the alleged incident took place. That an airship named after a deceased president would be blowing up after the president's death is manifestly absurd. Also, there are plenty of pictures of the Hindenburg not bursting into flames. Finally, the alleged audio of Herbert Morrison becoming “emotional” has long been debunked by later claims that “he always talked that way”. In an ironic twist, FOX News never contacted him either to let him speak for himself!

So what began with the “birthers” continues with the “healthers” and comes up from time to time with the “flamers”.

The internet is rife with sources spewing out misinformation and causing confusion among voters who otherwise would have the good sense to vote for Hillary.

Not only should people ignore bad rumors and listen to reliable sources; people ought to be protected from conflicting and confusing points of view.

The time has come for an independent, non-partisan agency to regulate the internet and punish misinformation and wrong opinions.

"Flamers." Man, I miss Bruno.

The Clintons were so poor when they left the white house they couldn't even buy an e-mail server in order to conduct criminal activities. So they had to settle for swiping your money to set things up.

Truly a most equal post comrade!

These right wing fascists keep inventing stuff to push their evil agendas. Like this lie about "muslim suicide bombs". There are many pictures of muslims not exploding, so this myth has also been debunked.

And the Lady of Shalott. Never better. See? Alive, healthy, and the sunshine of the party.

To add injury to insult, now some idiot "alt-righters" are claiming Lenin is dead! How absurd...

We all know he's just sleeping, waiting for the red Dawn to come to lead us all towards Next Tuesday. ™

Minitrue wrote:To add injury to insult, now some idiot "alt-righters" are claiming Lenin is dead! How absurd...

We all know he's just sleeping, waiting for the red Dawn to come to lead us all towards Next Tuesday. ™

From what I heard they put a new change of formaldehyde in him every year. Heck, just get some blood pumping through him, duct tape a few wires to his chest, plug him into the wall a few times, and he's good as new!

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:And the Lady of Shalott. Never better. See? Alive, healthy, and the sunshine of the party.

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This is one of the most perfect pieces of art I've ever seen. And such a beautiful poem that inspired it.

Minitrue wrote:To add injury to insult, now some idiot "alt-righters" are claiming Lenin is dead! How absurd...

We all know he's just sleeping, waiting for the red Dawn to come to lead us all towards Next Tuesday. ™

Just like this parrot...

Our friend Mr. Pinko is promoting a new conspiracy theory:

Comrades - I was opening a pickle jar on the Hindenburg when it didn't blow up, so were the rest of the passengers.

ural wrote:Comrades - I was opening a pickle jar on the Hindenburg when it didn't blow up, so were the rest of the passengers.

See? Eyewitness testimony. Case closed.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... rumors of the German airship Hindenburg erupting into flames at Lakehurst, New Jersey, continue to persist decades later ...

Minitrue wrote:To add injury to insult, now some idiot "alt-righters" are claiming Lenin is dead! How absurd...

ural wrote:Comrades - I was opening a pickle jar on the Hindenburg when it didn't blow up ...

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:See? Eyewitness testimony. Case closed.

Exactly.

The "Hindenburg" rumor - flames over Lakehurst, NJ, on May 6, 1937 (!) - was Führer's fabrication, spread by Goebbels.
The timing wasn't random - it was (German precision!) set to embarrass and discredit TRUMP exactly 80 years later!

NOTE.
We know all those deceptive details due to exclusive work of the Andropov Institute of Advanced Inquiry (of Dr. Ukrainskiy's fame).

Right to the Moscow Victory Day Parade 2017, the Institue published its latest trove of paleo-documents. It included, as usual, manuscripts which (until now) were considered lost.

Among them the Volume 48 of Karl Marx writings, essays by Lenin on Socialism in Venezuela, and a missing Chapter of Hitler's Mein Kampf. The latter reveals in detail the "Hindenburg blast" plot, along with its TRUMP-demolishing intention.