RedDiaperette wrote:And furthermore, it has just been announced that Trump has donated his first quarter's pay to the National Park Service. Aha! Park Service, PARK Service! Corruption at its worst, bankrolling Park Geun-hye, the recently arrested former president of counterrevolutionary South Korea!
It's worse than that - he's giving away "his" money! Soon, other Americans may start seeing their money as belonging to them, just like Hitler did, and start donating to charities of their choice instead of approved charities like Planned Abortionhood which is always there for the Children™.
I miss the good old days when a president had a vengeful sense of entitlement, when a first lady flaunted her wealth, and when we were told what we may and may not buy.
What a terrifying and chilling example Trump is setting.
Sends shivers down the spine, well that may be the whip hitting flesh. Hmmm
I CAN'T BELIEVE [highlight=#ffff00]Trump dropped the MOAB[/highlight] on a group of [highlight=#ffff00]peaceful Islamic scholars[/highlight]! Besides [highlight=#ffff00]offending[/highlight] all the [highlight=#ffff00]Muslims [/highlight]who live on Arab Street, it's a [highlight=#ffff00]slap in the face[/highlight] to millions of marching [highlight=#ffff00]mothers[/highlight].
Living in Caves and using tunnels is so .........progressive. No need to destroy that. Peace loving scholars and travelers going from village to village killing educating people about being a "True Muslim" good Muslim and learning the values of beheading helping others who are not. All gone now. It's Trumpism at it's most blatant.
RedDiaperette wrote:What a terrifying and chilling example Trump is setting.
Here's yet another terrifying and chilling example Trump has set. According to some progressive thinkers, the infamous United Airlines episode only happened because Trump had set the example.
RedDiaperette wrote:What a terrifying and chilling example Trump is setting.
Here's yet another terrifying and chilling example Trump has set. According to some progressive thinkers, the infamous United Airlines episode only happened because Trump had set the example.
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:So, TRUMP is for Economic Nationalism. WTF, National Economism? Nezi! Nezi! Nezi!
Sounds like something found in Loch Ness.
DID YOU KNOW that ever since [highlight=#ffff00]Trump eliminated[/highlight] President Obama's [highlight=#ffff00]planet saving environmental regulations[/highlight], there have been virtually [highlight=#ffff00]NO Loch Ness monster sightings[/highlight]? In fact, [highlight=#ffff00]not one dinosaur has been sighted[/highlight] since Trump took office!
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:So, TRUMP is for Economic Nationalism. WTF, National Economism? Nezi! Nezi! Nezi!
Sounds like something found in Loch Ness.
DID YOU KNOW that ever since [highlight=#ffff00]Trump eliminated[/highlight] President Obama's [highlight=#ffff00]planet saving environmental regulations[/highlight], there have been virtually [highlight=#ffff00]NO Loch Ness monster sightings[/highlight]? In fact, [highlight=#ffff00]not one dinosaur has been sighted[/highlight] since Trump took office!
There have been ZERO bigfoot or yeti sightings as well!
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:DID YOU KNOW that ever since [highlight=#ffff00]Trump eliminated[/highlight] President Obama's [highlight=#ffff00]planet saving environmental regulations[/highlight], there have been virtually [highlight=#ffff00]NO Loch Ness monster sightings[/highlight]? In fact, [highlight=#ffff00]not one dinosaur has been sighted[/highlight] since Trump took office!
There have been ZERO bigfoot or yeti sightings as well!
Many sightings of fairies and snowflakes, however.
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:DID YOU KNOW that ever since [highlight=#ffff00]Trump eliminated[/highlight] President Obama's [highlight=#ffff00]planet saving environmental regulations[/highlight], there have been virtually [highlight=#ffff00]NO Loch Ness monster sightings[/highlight]? In fact, [highlight=#ffff00]not one dinosaur has been sighted[/highlight] since Trump took office!
There have been ZERO bigfoot or yeti sightings as well!
Many sightings of fairies and snowflakes, however.
"Behold, a rider upon a rainbow horse came forth. Descent receded before him and contrary opinions fell to silence. Puppies came forth to be petted, books of white pages with empty black lshapes were given unto color and the tide of anger, resentment and ignorance could be caged no more. Cities burned in the name of peace, neighbors beaten in the name of tolerance and mouths sown shut in the name of freedom. Will work for food."
- As shouted repeatedly by Homeless Bob. Transcribed from the Ebonics by Dr. Jerome Von Rubman phD Women's Studies, Berkeley U
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:So, TRUMP is for Economic Nationalism. WTF, National Economism? Nezi! Nezi! Nezi!
Sounds like something found in Loch Ness.
DID YOU KNOW that ever since [highlight=#ffff00]Trump eliminated[/highlight] President Obama's [highlight=#ffff00]planet saving environmental regulations[/highlight], there have been virtually [highlight=#ffff00]NO Loch Ness monster sightings[/highlight]? In fact, [highlight=#ffff00]not one dinosaur has been sighted[/highlight] since Trump took office!
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... NO Loch Ness monster sightings? In fact, not one dinosaur has been sighted since Trump took office!
Ominous.
...and chilling.
And it's not only Nessie, Bigfoot, yeti, and them cuddly dinosaurs.
Remember the Big Splash in the Gulf of Mexico? Tunguska event? Chelyabinsk impact? Innocent boyshit out of a clear sky?
That's over too, ain't it? Hyper-gasp!
Mystery item No. 1
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Chelyabinsk/Chebarkul (here and there salacious Motherland-speak!) :
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Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)
P.S. And now it's leaking out. TRUMP, in the closest circle of his advisers (Ivanka, that is), mocked "asteroidic impotence" and "time to bring them back to Amerika", and all of a sudden burst out I'm the Lord of Asterisks (meaning Asteroids), and - whamm! - hit the MOAB button. Horror!
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] is so [highlight=#ffff00]anti-science[/highlight] that he [highlight=#ffff00]doesn't believe in meteors[/highlight]!? Back when [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] was president, everybody knew [highlight=#ffff00]we were safe[/highlight] from meteors, and that if you got hit by one, then [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] would [highlight=#ffff00]pay for your medical bills[/highlight] out of his stash.
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] is so [highlight=#ffff00]anti-science[/highlight] that he [highlight=#ffff00]doesn't believe in meteors[/highlight]!? Back when [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] was president, everybody knew [highlight=#ffff00]we were safe[/highlight] from meteors, and that if you got hit by one, then [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] would [highlight=#ffff00]pay for your medical bills[/highlight] out of his stash.
What kind of "stash" are we talking about? It it his $ta$h of green $tuff? Or his other stash of green stuff?
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... Trump is so anti-science that he doesn't believe in meteors!? ...
Meteors? phew, TRUMP doesn't even believe in the Big Bang, that of ca. 14 billion years ago!
When asked about Big Bang - a proto-MOAB, Mother Of All Bangs! - he babbles about Ivana*.
* yep, Ivana, the proto-Ivanka. _(albeit with TRUMP you never know, even here.)
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] is so [highlight=#ffff00]anti-science[/highlight] that he [highlight=#ffff00]doesn't believe in meteors[/highlight]!? Back when [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] was president, everybody knew [highlight=#ffff00]we were safe[/highlight] from meteors, and that if you got hit by one, then [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] would [highlight=#ffff00]pay for your medical bills[/highlight] out of his stash.
What kind of "stash" are we talking about? It it his $ta$h of green $tuff? Or his other stash of green stuff?
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] is so [highlight=#ffff00]anti-science[/highlight] that he [highlight=#ffff00]doesn't believe in meteors[/highlight]!? Back when [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] was president, everybody knew [highlight=#ffff00]we were safe[/highlight] from meteors, and that if you got hit by one, then [highlight=#ffff00]Obama[/highlight] would [highlight=#ffff00]pay for your medical bills[/highlight] out of his stash.
What kind of "stash" are we talking about? It it his $ta$h of green $tuff? Or his other stash of green stuff?
This stash!
o-BAM-a! o-BAM-a!
How could I have forgotten this People's Gem from the election of His O'liness? Truly equal post, Komrade Blogunov!
Venezuela!
Do you remember? Under The One, it was an oasis of peace and prosperity! Just like Cuba.
And now? Trump barely 3 months at The One's desk, and Venezuela totally goes bonkers!
KKKapitalizm, phyh.
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] may use [highlight=#ffff00]Russian[/highlight] salad dressing!? This is from Sean Spicer's own mouth:
"[highlight=#fefefe]If the [/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]President[/highlight][highlight=#fefefe] puts [/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]Russian[/highlight][highlight=#fefefe] salad dressing on his salad tonight, somehow that's a [/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]Russia connection[/highlight][highlight=#fefefe].[/highlight]"
How can ANYONE any longer say THERE'S NO [highlight=#ffff00]SMOKING GUN[/highlight]!? It's right there staring us in the face! Wake up, people, before we all end up speaking [highlight=#ffff00]Russian[/highlight] - a language with [highlight=#ffff00]genders[/highlight]!
DID YOU KNOW that a Russian spy ship "accidentally" [highlight=#ffff00]collided[/highlight] with another ship in the Black Sea and [highlight=#ffff00]sank[/highlight]? What is [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] trying to [highlight=#ffff00]hide[/highlight]?
DID YOU KNOW that a Russian spy ship "accidentally" [highlight=#ffff00]collided[/highlight] with another ship in the Black Sea and [highlight=#ffff00]sank[/highlight]? What is [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] trying to [highlight=#ffff00]hide[/highlight]?
The Liman is the biggest Polack joke ever made.
"Did you ever hear of the Polish ship? It hit a boat full of cows and sank!"
yeah, also Beeb - linked by Komissar - says :
[Liman] built in Gdańsk, Poland, launched in 1970 [grim year on Polish Baltic coast].
o yep.
Gdańsk [aka Danzig] - historic townscape (medieval Hanseatic League time), shipyard, harbor.
(I lived there for a couple of years, starting in fall '70 - alackaday, memories... and jokes...) :
Bigwigs* from [Polish] Central Committee visit Gdańsk harbor.
Want to see how Comecon [the Economic Pact of the Soviet orbit] works out.
Freighters at anchor, captains and crews on the quay, at attention.
First ship, Bigwigs ask: Ahoy, comrades - so, what's on your schedule?
Captain: Respectfully report, shovels to Angola, and back with loads of bananas!
Bigwigs: Long live international solidarity! Well done, as you were!
Next ship, and Bigwigs: Ahoy, comrades - so, what's on your schedule?
Captain: Respectfully report, sickles to Comrade Castro, and back loaded with sugar!
Bigwigs: Long live international solidarity! Well done, as you were!
Next ship, Bigwigs: Ahoy, comrades - so, what's on your schedule?
Captain: Respectfully report, a full load of bananas and sugar to Leningrad!
Bigwigs: Great! And.. what do you get in exchange?
Captain: Respectfully report, the usual - tickets, whole crew, for a rail ride back to Poland!
* [Hyperventilation:] Fat like Trump! And likewise ugly! But not orange, more like reddish!
...and Trump probably uses an iPad, like paddle, which is often black and used for water - Black Sea! These are precisely the intuitive leaps that occur in National Treasure movies, and they're always right.
THIS JUST IN! Go to this article on Trump calling Warren, a highly respected senator, Native American, and a woman, Pocahontas! Read the just outrage of the Masses in the comments section.
“They should be lined up and shot,” Professor John Griffin posted to his Facebook, according to a screenshot of the post obtained by Campus Reform, even clarifying that he wasn't being hyperbolic, saying “that's not hyperbole; blood is on their hands.”
In another post made just two minutes after his initial comments, Griffin blasted Republican lawmakers as “a fucking joke,” then turning his attention to their voters, whom he insulted as running “the gamut from monstrous to ignorant.”
This Comrade Griffin is too mild-mannered. "Lined up and shot," indeed, forsooth? Pshaw. Why the calm politesse of lining up? Drop them in their tracks wherever they are found, say the Outraged People Whose Lives Matter But Whose Sensitivities Require Safe Spaces. Monstrous is as monstrous does. Whatever that means.
RedDiaperette wrote:Monstrous is as monstrous does. Whatever that means.
It's a good thing we don't bother ourselves with "meaning", just feelings. But I think you've hit on a very effective slogan. Imagine the next batch of proles and antifas getting off the bus with their matching placards and t-shirts shouting,
Monstrous is as monstrous does! Monstrous is as monstrous does!
They could even march wearing monster and villain Halloween costumes with Trump wigs.
This requires an explanation for our comrades who have not yet been the nearest Jiffy-Lobo and may have had the troubling experience of thought. Some of you may be asking, "Isn't it just as dayist to look forward to Tuesday as to Monday?"
The answer is NO! You see, some days, like some ethnic identities are more equal. No one says, "White Lives Matter" because that would be racist to the core. Even "All Lives Matter" fails the tolerance test for not being exclusive of Whites.
You see, Tuesday is a Party approved day in Cubist eschatology, Monday is not. Furthermore, if you take the 'M' in Monday, it sounds like the imperialist rendering of America as 'Murica! which is intolerable. Also, if you invert the 'M', you get a 'W' which is the first letter in "White", a word chock full of macro aggressions.
So there's no need to overthink this thing. Tuesday - good, Monday - bad. Just keep repeating that to yourselves.
... "Isn't it just as dayist to look forward to Tuesday as to Monday?" ...
Oh yeah?
And what about Comrades who track time in other units than "days"?
With a Buddhist indoctrination, you feel seconds sliding molasses-like into seconds.
Given a good Zen hammering, you float, time circles, & mooting koans is the hic et nunc.
Or think our Comrade Rodent - this second stashes a nut, next second "err, where was my hat?".
(he means "nut", but forgot, and so broods about "hat")
TIMISTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE !
P.S. Never seen Captain Craptek in a hat? Here I am, he says.
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]fired[/highlight] James Comey, the director of the [highlight=#ffff00]FBI[/highlight] just like [highlight=#ffff00]Hitler[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]fired[/highlight] Ernst Röhm, the director of the [highlight=#ffff00]SA[/highlight]? It's the [highlight=#ffff00]Night[/highlight] of the [highlight=#ffff00]Long[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]Knives[/highlight] all over again! And all the [highlight=#ffff00]smart[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]people[/highlight] say that we should be very, [highlight=#ffff00]very[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]frightened[/highlight].
DID YOU KNOW that [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]fired[/highlight] James Comey, the director of the [highlight=#ffff00]FBI[/highlight] just like [highlight=#ffff00]Hitler[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]fired[/highlight] Ernst Röhm, the director of the [highlight=#ffff00]SA[/highlight]? It's the [highlight=#ffff00]Night[/highlight] of the [highlight=#ffff00]Long[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]Knives[/highlight] all over again! And all the [highlight=#ffff00]smart[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]people[/highlight] say that we should be very, [highlight=#ffff00]very[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]frightened[/highlight].
Move to France! Resist!
Like Comey, I too felt that the facts supported Hillary's guilt in violating the espionage act.
Like Comey, I did not recommend that the Justice Department prosecute her.
Like Comey, I felt The Weiner's laptop full of Hillary emails warranted re-opening the investigation.
Like Comey, I didn't investigate this new information either.
What if I end up fired by Trump like Comey? I am a Director myself. I'm an IT Director but still....
Does Trumps thirst for absolute power know no bounds? I MAY BE NEXT!!!! Oh I'm frightened good comrades, quite frightened indeed.
It's worse than that, Comrade Mishka. Rachel Maddow is very smart, and she says Trump wants to kill us all! It won't be enough for Trump to just fire directors everywhere, his blood-lust must be satiated. We're all in danger.
It's worse than that, Comrade Mishka. Rachel Maddow is very smart, and she says Trump wants to kill us all! It won't be enough for Trump to just fire directors everywhere, [highlight=#ffff00]his blood-lust must be satiated[/highlight]. We're all in danger.
Perhaps if we identify as rocks, which have no blood? But no ... he is transphobic and would refuse to recognize our self-identifications. He is evil, Comrades, evil.
Between Trumps Hitler-like disdain for our existence and climate changes ever changing Pseudoscience-like crushing inevitability, Stephen Hawking may need to refine his hypothesis even further.
By my calculations we have considerably less time before humanity ceases to exist. (24xTrump)+(365xClimate Change)+(83 F in Buford, GA) = 120hrs 36min
To the adorable green eyed, chainmail coiffed kitty - if you are a rock, are you a pet rock? If so how much? The end of existence is lonely and I've never had a pet rock to talk to and time is running out.
If she just went from blonde (blonde! phyh..) to dark, changed her gender to M, learned some barking-style German, started limping, and called himself Joseph, she would be Trump's Goebbels!
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Between Trumps Hitler-like disdain for our existence and climate changes ever changing Pseudoscience-like crushing inevitability, Stephen Hawking may need to refine his hypothesis even further.
By my calculations we have considerably less time before humanity ceases to exist. (24xTrump)+(365xClimate Change)+(83 F in Buford, GA) = 120hrs 36min
To the adorable green eyed, chainmail coiffed kitty - if you are a rock, are you a pet rock? If so how much? The end of existence is lonely and I've never had a pet rock to talk to and time is running out.
Well that figures. Thanks to Trump, the world ends on a Monday.
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:
To the adorable green eyed, chainmail coiffed kitty - if you are a rock, are you a pet rock? If so how much? The end of existence is lonely and I've never had a pet rock to talk to and time is running out.
Tee hee, I was merely hypothesizing a rock identity. In reality (which I write myself, of course) I remain feline-identified. But do not be despondent; I am sure some always-already rock will be glad to be your pet rock....
But stay! Is not the term "pet rock" speciesist? Should we not say "rock companion"?
RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps if we identify as rocks ...
Jejjjsus Marijjja, I mean, by Messiah - don't do that!
TRUMP grabs rocks and presses them for unsustainable fossils and CO2!
Heavens Communes to Betsy! I had not thought dreamed of that! But I have heard that he grabs felines (or some word to that effect) as well. Oh, woe, what shall I do?
RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps if we identify as rocks ...
Jejjjsus Marijjja, I mean, by Messiah - don't do that!
TRUMP grabs rocks and presses them for unsustainable fossils and CO2!
Heavens Communes to Betsy! I had not thought dreamed of that! But I have heard that he grabs felines (or some word to that effect) as well. Oh, woe, what shall I do?
oh dear, between a rock and a (proxy-)feline, that seems indeed a (excusez le mot) hard place...
"what to do?" yay, I hear there's a top job free @ FBI! How 'bout, send your méowsumé?
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:
To the adorable green eyed, chainmail coiffed kitty - if you are a rock, are you a pet rock? If so how much? The end of existence is lonely and I've never had a pet rock to talk to and time is running out.
Tee hee, I was merely hypothesizing a rock identity. In reality (which I write myself, of course) I remain feline-identified. But do not be despondent; I am sure some always-already rock will be glad to be your pet rock....
But stay! Is not the term "pet rock" speciesist? Should we not say "rock companion"?
Most Gracious Feline Festooned in Scarlet Skivvies -
Now that the malaise induced by the knowledge of mankind's immanent destruction has passed, I now recognize the folly and desperation in my words. Please forgive this aging woodland beast his assumptions.
On your advice, I gathered some rocks, stones, gravel and a bit of pea gravel and went about interviewing each one for a short-term friendship. I chose a nice golf ball sized tannish rock with silver and black veins throughout. It was a fine listener and stayed when commanded, but once I put a leash around it for a nice stroll, I realized what a crappy pet a rock actually makes.
You could have simply said to me "Don't be an idiot, I'm a cat and rocks make crappy pets.", but no, you directed me to learn this lesson on my own. Truly a masterly and most equal lesson Comrade Kitty. I shall send you my last potato via private courier with my gratitude.
Forward!! -
Has anyone measured the COQueer output of Trumpitler? I bet he's pumping out this climate changing poison at historic levels. The Grand PBUH (may his memory live forever in a series of concrete dystopian looking structures built in a pristine natural area consumed for their construction) warned us that, due to climate change, the seas WILL rise. I believe this is the case as Comey was washed away by a massive tidal wave of paranoia and resentment never before seen.
Trumpitler!
There is this pattern in his outrageous blusters:
Most equal Sen. Warren - Pocahontas! Charles Schumer - Cryin' Chuck! Crooked - You-know-who!
All those Lil' This, Lyin' That, Low-Fossils Err-Um! Crazy Here, Goofy There ...
And no end to Trumpitler's shenanigans!
Can we imagine, Comrades, the Orange Beast betitling our beloved Comrade Director - Dnieper Boy? The People's Rube? Pink Tetrahedron?
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Most Gracious Feline Festooned in Scarlet Skivvies -
Now that the malaise induced by the knowledge of mankind's immanent destruction has passed, I now recognize the folly and desperation in my words. Please forgive this aging woodland beast his assumptions.
Nay, nay, do not self-flagellate (unless directed to do so at an authorized Party show trial). You are a most resourceful bear and a credit to the Investigative Branch of the Forest Sector.
Red Square wrote:Here's the latest hyperventilation video. This art student deserves to be our Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber hostess and poster girl person.
It is certainly clear that she is not a music student with a voice major. Oh, my poor sensitive feline ears.
Red Square wrote:Here's the latest hyperventilation video. This art student deserves to be our Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber hostess and poster girl person.
Director Red Square and Comrades,
I think this is a more serious situation than our Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber can handle! I think we would be jeopardizing the whole existence of The People's Cube if we let this creature pass through the portal into TPC. We would be headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes........The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.....mass hysteria!
I have seen this type of behavior before ............................................
We have even been warned by the POPE...................................
I just got back from the Jiffy Print Shop, not to be confused with the Jiffy Lobo Shop, where I had 3,000 of these printed ...............................................
I will be putting one up every 1-1/2 feet around my abode to ward off this "dark spreading manifestation of evil"!
Red Square wrote:Here's the latest hyperventilation video. This art student deserves to be our Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber hostess and poster girl person.
< most equally hysteric artistic vid-performance of PP, our potential Poster Person >
Director Red Square and Comrades,
I think this is a more serious situation than our Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber can handle! ...
Kollektive!
Me not an expert here, but nevertheless I would urge Comrades Potential PP Promoters to consult opinions of Comradette Clara, whose expertise in occult fermentational workings of human nether regions (genderized whichever conceivable way) is beyond any doubt.
Take into account Clara's most equally deep insights into Moon-controlled syndromic enigmata :
[color=#a0a0a0]Comradette CIZ, the[/color] [color=#ff00ff]Hormonalwise Marx-Engels-and-Lenin of [/color][color=#C0392B]The People's Cube[/color] wrote:... [that] women are a PMSing/Menopausal mess of rampaging out of control hormones ...
Remember, Comrades! That is not Math, not ClimSci, and not even a thing our Betinov-in-Jar would be able to handle!
[color=#C0392B]Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin[/color] was thinking on her fainting couch when she wrote:I will be putting one up every 1-1/2 feet around my abode to ward off this "dark spreading manifestation of evil"!
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I'll be putting these up to ward off The Trumpster™! .
THIS IS THE [highlight=#ffff00]STORY[/highlight] that will [highlight=#ffff00]DESTROY[/highlight] [highlight=#ffff00]Trump[/highlight]'s presidency! [highlight=#ffff00]Everybody[/highlight] is [highlight=#ffff00]reporting[/highlight] that it might be [highlight=#ffff00]true[/highlight]. Why haven't we [highlight=#ffff00]impeached[/highlight] this [highlight=#ffff00]monster[/highlight] already?
I have heard that Trump once deliberately stepped on a crack in the sidewalk despite warnings that it would (gasp!) break his mother's back. The man is a matricidal monster!
On his visit in Saudi Arabia, Trump will be served his statutory two scoops of icecream.
It's guaranteed, as written in the afore-negotiated Protocolar Framework (§1, Section 2*).
But tomorrow - rumor has it - Salman bin Abdulaziz, the Saudi King, will get three scoops!
In the chaos of Trump's White House, they missed to enforce an icecream scoop exclusion clause!
See tomorrow the Orange Dictator like totally outfoxed!
* Section 1 is about bathroom issues (Trump declined to use (cit.) "clean desert sand").
[highlight=#ffff00]TRUMP BOWED TO A SAUDI PRINCE[/highlight] JUST LIKE OBAMA!!!! WHAT A [highlight=#ffff00]HYPOCRITE[/highlight]!!!! WHY HASN'T HE BEEN [highlight=#ffff00]IMPEACH[/highlight]ED YET!?!?!?!?
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Melania!
Again plagiarizes Moochelle-the-Trendsetter!!
Seen this, Comrades? Saudi Arabia, Air Force One door opens, and... Melania, plus boob belt!!!
P.S. </hyperventilation>
FL45 is a most impressively beautiful F-gendered person. Plus very graceful and acting dignified.
Her today's "hello-Saudi-Arabia" suit of (to my Party-prol taste & expertise) spectacular elegance.
[highlight=#ffff00]TRUMP BOWED TO A SAUDI PRINCE[/highlight] JUST LIKE OBAMA!!!! WHAT A [highlight=#ffff00]HYPOCRITE[/highlight]!!!! WHY HASN'T HE BEEN [highlight=#ffff00]IMPEACH[/highlight]ED YET!?!?!?!?
Trump bowed to Uber-Sheikh of Arabia? bowed, you say? Man, he .c―u―r―t―s―i―e―d.!
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