The People's Cube - Political Satire

In this issue:

• Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse
  
• Beloved communist icon killed by U.S. election results; Trump camp claims president-elect already reshaping world map
  
• CIA Insider: After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro
  
• Cuban government names Donald Trump main suspect
  
• Lenin's mummy positive role model for youth: example of socialist healthcare that works
  
• “I bought this T-Shirt Before Castro Died” T-shirts fly off the shelves at Che-Mart
  
• FOR SALE: Castro Convertible. Rare 1959 Model. High mileage. Original spark plugs. Asking $300,000 for this piece of history, or best offer. Ask for Raul. Havana 0053 6 342 5150

NYT front page mockups are the People's Cube oldest tradition. This one is based on contributions from the People's Cube kollektive. You know who you are!

Some previous ones:

• Historians: Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Was Overreaction
  
• The New York Times: Pluto Crisis Edition
  
• Earth Day: Bush Shovels Earth In Punishment
  
• The New York Times Predictor
  
• NY Times Reporter Body Armor Vulnerability Analysis
  
• The New York Times Shows Bush Who's The Boss

This was not unexpected. Almost ten years ago we announced The Big Reunion Concert in Hell's Meadow for comrades Fidel and Che, asking to check the New York Times for updates. Now that day has come. FREE for Party members.

Just made this design, too - does anyone think this will sell or is it too gruesome?

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There is 97% consensus that Leader Fidel got the best care there is :



... and global response incoming :

homage from Republic of Wadiya :


greetings from buddies of an era bygone - Nikita and Lonya :

panegyric from Isistan :




and finally :

Flat Fatima™ rises over the horizon as Memento mori while madman Che and strongman Fidel play golf :

Time to resurrect our old classic - Che is dead, get over it!

https://www.cafepress.com/mf/9111119/bl ... =761303358

And of course there was the time when Cuban doctors blamed the imperialist embargo was killing Fidel.

It was all quite shocking.

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The big question: will Fidel join the ranks of frozen dictators?

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In memoriam of Comandante Fidel, President Obama took an extensive eyebeam at Bo The Dog :



Yes, also the White House staffers didn't get it.

"The dog is castrated," explained POTUS enigmatically, with a perceptible air of superiority.

Red Square wrote:Just made this design, too - does anyone think this will sell or is it too gruesome?
[img]/images/Castro_Che_Dead_Deader.jpg[/img]

I'd buy this t shirt.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
In memoriam of Comandante Fidel, President Obama took an extensive eyebeam at Bo The Dog :


Yes, also the White House staffers didn't get it.

"The dog is castrated," explained POTUS enigmatically, with a perceptible air of superiority.

I think the dog gave him stinkeye & castrated O. Kibbles & bits. This would explain why O looks like a undernourishment 12 year old rather than looking like Putin.

Red Square wrote:Just made this design, too - does anyone think this will sell or is it too gruesome?
[img]/images/Castro_Che_Dead_Deader.jpg[/img]

If you add that Venezuelan dope you could have dead, deader & deaderer.

Infidel Castrate wrote:

Is good, Comrade Castrate! They look so "natural" in 60's threads.