Comrades, I don't know much about this but it smells like another Dem Plandemic:
Whatever it is, I'm loading up on Zicam.
1/15/2026, 5:34 pm
Kommissar Uberdave
There's enough to be concerned about without that Col. O...
1/16/2026, 1:37 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Fortunately, Comrade Uberdave has no authority to determine what's worthy of posting in threads other than his own.
1/16/2026, 7:05 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades Colonel and Uberdave,
I think feel that a Plandemic to soften up the population followed by Direct Action is a plausible plan for bringing about The GWONT. Kind of like the old trench warfare artillery barrage before sending the troops over the top.
The Practice Plandemic, COVID 19(84), was a success beyond wildest expectations. The population surrendered their civil rights without much of a whimper. Karens everywhere joined in the sport of tormenting their neighbors while they were down. I believe a functioning framework has been established.
If there is a “space sickness”, why bring it back to earth? (Other than to launch the Plandemic) Sort of like when a few cases of Ebola broke out in Africa. His O’liness could not get the infected into the United States fast enough. Because we needed Ebola here. Soon we will hear about the mystery illness (the details of which have probably not yet been finalized) jumping quarantine and soon we will all be wearing 15 masks while driving alone in our cars.
As far as the Direct Action goes, there will be minimal resistance because we will all be busy keeping a uniform six feet between us while lining up for the next slap dash inoculation. It might be weeks before anyone notices the “transition”.
That's a great concept, did you make it? If so, I have a few possible captions:
"Come for the hugs, stay for the biomass."
"Love Wins. You Lose."
"No Background Checks. DEI Approved."
"Democrats: Peace, love, and redistribution of your organs."
I did not make it. I searched and found no point of origin or author, and Know Your Meme (.com) lists it—and variations—as one of hundreds of the "Free Hugs" memes. I made a template to allow for customized messages like this one:
But I'd hate to go too far with the xenomorph idea because so far it's still being reported as a "mystery illness." For all we know, it may be mildew from the planet Xonader.
1/17/2026, 9:56 am
jackalopelipsky
Comrades!
What if an astronaut was infected with a case of baby feet? According to “improved” biology, any/all astronaut(s) can carry baby feet.
TPC SUBWH is monitoring this situation.
1/17/2026, 12:19 pm
Red Square
Another “mystery disease” may just be athlete’s foot from wearing those tall boots all day. If even one of them gets it, the smell in that small, poorly ventilated cabin could easily be the real reason the entire crew is begging to bring them home pronto.
The same goes for someone’s excessive flatulence. One person can only be sent on so many space walks.
1/17/2026, 2:08 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
As many US Astronauts have their origin in the US Air Force, it is not unreasonable to postulate that the "mystery illness" is what any toddler would call an "owie" (which is more severe than a "boo-boo).
He should have been back for comforting by the flight surgeon weeks ago.
As many US Astronauts have their origin in the US Air Force, it is not unreasonable to postulate that the "mystery illness" is what any toddler would call an "owie" (which is more severe than a "boo-boo).
He should have been back for comforting by the flight surgeon weeks ago.
I've spent plenty o' time training or operating at AF bases and I can definitely say you know of what you speak.
As many US Astronauts have their origin in the US Air Force, it is not unreasonable to postulate that the "mystery illness" is what any toddler would call an "owie" (which is more severe than a "boo-boo).
He should have been back for comforting by the flight surgeon weeks ago.
I've spent plenty o' time training or operating at AF bases and I can definitely say you know of what you speak.
If what you comrades are saying is true,-and the jackalope has zero reasons to doubt y’all- or even Red Square’s assertion of an astronaut producing stink bombs ^^— according to jackalope rules of logic—-these astronauts are all GAY! This logic stream perfectly explains Senator Mark Kelley’s TDS and why he has his space suit on display in his office with the rent paid for by The People. GAY!!!
Excuse me while I go vomit in the alley behind the TPC SUBWH.
Fortunately, Comrade Uberdave has no authority to determine what's worthy of posting in threads other than his own.
It's been quite busy here Col. O, I hadn't realized I'd stepped on your toes. But I'd like for my link to stick around, I was concerned about a leftist running around with a military grade weapon, you know, the kind of firepower the left describes when working to criminalize your average AR-15 owner. But my greatest error was that of overlooking what the Progressive™ view would naturally be, so...
...I must denounce Col. O, time in the Gulag is refreshing for the Hive Minded Comrade. Just ask Sergei Korolev or Andrei Tupolev.
We are compelled to note that anything coming from the Orange Monster Regime is by definition, Fascist™, but if it stems from the Resistance® it's mandatory to comply. Therefor reinstituting Mask Mandates, Social Distancing and Lock Downs should have been first on the list for every good Prog.
Col. O. also deserves an increased sentence for depicting the alien disease in the form of a "parasite." How can something promised to the Collective™ in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ be parasitic?
For my part I denounce myself for inexcusably portraying armed comrades in any fashion other than Gloriously Storming the Barricades of Fascist ICE Nazis in manner of the brilliant October Revolution.
By denouncing myself, I might have been spared summary execution, I have my warm coat, shovel and train ticket in hand and I've sewn a half inch steel plate in my warm coat, just in case...
