Astronaut "Mystery" Illness or New Plandemic?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, I don't know much about this but it smells like another Dem Plandemic:

Whatever it is, I'm loading up on Zicam.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

There's enough to be concerned about without that Col. O...

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Fortunately, Comrade Uberdave has no authority to determine what's worthy of posting in threads other than his own.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades Colonel and Uberdave,

I think feel that a Plandemic to soften up the population followed by Direct Action is a plausible plan for bringing about The GWONT.  Kind of like the old trench warfare artillery barrage before sending the troops over the top.

The Practice Plandemic, COVID 19(84), was a success beyond wildest expectations.  The population surrendered their civil rights without much of a whimper.  Karens everywhere joined in the sport of tormenting their neighbors while they were down.  I believe a functioning framework has been established.

If there is a “space sickness”, why bring it back to earth?  (Other than to launch the Plandemic)  Sort of like when a few cases of Ebola broke out in Africa.  His O’liness could not get the infected into the United States fast enough.  Because we needed Ebola here.  Soon we will hear about the mystery illness (the details of which have probably not yet been finalized) jumping quarantine and soon we will all be wearing 15 masks while driving alone in our cars.  

As far as the Direct Action goes, there will be minimal resistance because we will all be busy keeping a uniform six feet between us while lining up for the next slap dash inoculation.  It might be weeks before anyone notices the “transition”.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Red Square]

That's a great concept, did you make it? If so, I have a few possible captions:

"Come for the hugs, stay for the biomass."

"Love Wins. You Lose."

"No Background Checks. DEI Approved."

"Democrats: Peace, love, and redistribution of your organs."