Astronaut "Mystery" Illness or New Plandemic?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, I don't know much about this but it smells like another Dem Plandemic:

Whatever it is, I'm loading up on Zicam.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

There's enough to be concerned about without that Col. O...

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Fortunately, Comrade Uberdave has no authority to determine what's worthy of posting in threads other than his own.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades Colonel and Uberdave,

I think feel that a Plandemic to soften up the population followed by Direct Action is a plausible plan for bringing about The GWONT.  Kind of like the old trench warfare artillery barrage before sending the troops over the top.

The Practice Plandemic, COVID 19(84), was a success beyond wildest expectations.  The population surrendered their civil rights without much of a whimper.  Karens everywhere joined in the sport of tormenting their neighbors while they were down.  I believe a functioning framework has been established.

If there is a “space sickness”, why bring it back to earth?  (Other than to launch the Plandemic)  Sort of like when a few cases of Ebola broke out in Africa.  His O’liness could not get the infected into the United States fast enough.  Because we needed Ebola here.  Soon we will hear about the mystery illness (the details of which have probably not yet been finalized) jumping quarantine and soon we will all be wearing 15 masks while driving alone in our cars.  

As far as the Direct Action goes, there will be minimal resistance because we will all be busy keeping a uniform six feet between us while lining up for the next slap dash inoculation.  It might be weeks before anyone notices the “transition”.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Red Square]

That's a great concept, did you make it? If so, I have a few possible captions:

"Come for the hugs, stay for the biomass."

"Love Wins. You Lose."

"No Background Checks. DEI Approved."

"Democrats: Peace, love, and redistribution of your organs."

 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Soon we will hear about the mystery illness...jumping quarantine and soon we will all be wearing 15 masks while driving alone in our cars.

Yes, it's likely that we'll be seeing lots of masks some time soon.

 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

That's a great concept, did you make it? If so, I have a few possible captions:

"Come for the hugs, stay for the biomass."

"Love Wins. You Lose."

"No Background Checks. DEI Approved."

"Democrats: Peace, love, and redistribution of your organs."

I did not make it. I searched and found no point of origin or author, and Know Your Meme (.com) lists it—and variations—as one of hundreds of the "Free Hugs" memes. I made a template to allow for customized messages like this one:

 

But I'd hate to go too far with the xenomorph idea because so far it's still being reported as a "mystery illness." For all we know, it may be mildew from the planet Xonader.

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades!

What if an astronaut was infected with a case of baby feet? According to “improved” biology, any/all astronaut(s) can carry baby feet.



TPC SUBWH is monitoring this situation.

[Red Square]

Another “mystery disease” may just be athlete’s foot from wearing those tall boots all day. If even one of them gets it, the smell in that small, poorly ventilated cabin could easily be the real reason the entire crew is begging to bring them home pronto.

The same goes for someone’s excessive flatulence. One person can only be sent on so many space walks.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

As many US Astronauts have their origin in the US Air Force, it is not unreasonable to postulate that the "mystery illness" is what any toddler would call an "owie" (which is more severe than a "boo-boo).

He should have been back for comforting by the flight surgeon weeks ago.