The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our Russian comrades wish to strip President Obama of his Nobel Peace Prize like a well built blonde in an airport screening line.

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And our Russian comrades are not alone in their disappointment over President Obama. Some of our comrades in Congress are seeking impeachment. Congressman Kucinich says he will impeach Obama even if he must solicit alien assistance.

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Many fear the US revolution is falling apart at the seams. We here at The People's Cube must expend extra effort to encourage our comrades in places of power and influence.

Hey, but Zhirinovsky was not supposed to be relaxing at his special villa resort in the gulag??

How can these ingratefuls be demanding dear Leaders stripping?! I am outraged. The world loves Obama; he has told us so. This is pure racism, straight up.

And CongresspersonKoouitch.... Koochinitch..... Kucinich should be sent to Jiffy-Lobo after his extended stay in the gulag. Were is the loyalty to the cause?! Aliens (not illegals.... Mexicans..... undocumenteds, but the ones from space he has seen) would be more loyal than this Rethuglicans! I demand Kucinichy be impeached!!


(he's a democratic? Really? Well *****!!!)

Back when that happened, I saved a spiffy graphic. After all these years, the graphic remains relatively undamaged, virus free with no cigarette smoke damage.




Aw silly me. I saved it from here.

Zhirinovsky is just a minor player. Anything he says receives about as much attention as the American Clown Congressman Kucinich.

Of more concern is the statement of Comrade Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. He called the air strikes on Libya a “medieval call for crusades".

This has been like "Bash Dear Leader Obama Week" or something. It's sickening. Why just this morning I went to the Memorial Website of "the Mime" (ImpeachForPeace.org) and Jodin Morley has posted an article and video about the Krazy Kucinich and his call for Obama's Impeachment. This is madness! The Mime was the most intelligent, greatest Progressive that ever walked the Earth. His glorious website devoted to impeaching and prosecuting Bush for War Crimes is now calling for the Impeachment of Obama?

We must steel ourselves to these attacks Comrades. These liars and blasphemers must be put in their place.

I am so confused. The motherland, rejecting Dear Leader? Our only socialist Kongressman, demanding his impeachment??? Someone wake me from this terrible nightmare!

Царевна wrote:I am so confused. The motherland, rejecting Dear Leader? Our only socialist Kongressman, demanding his impeachment??? Someone wake me from this terrible nightmare!

[PROG OFF]

My guess is the Kommunusts are not happy with the Muslim Kommunists.

[PROG ON]

Comrade Peoples Comrade,

I thank you greatly for your concern; however, Comrade Grigori is right, and there are even more important reasons for which I needn't worry that I might lose my Nobel Prize.


First, have they taken Gore's prize back yet due to the now almost universal recognition that AGW was a faux theory to support our efforts toward Global Collectivization? No, because all members of the Inner Party know that the Nobel Committee members are devout advocates of our march towards Global Collectivization, and they know that perpetuation of the AGW theory is vital to the success of our collectivist mission.


Second, I have the unequivocal support of Red Square, and only recently has scientific information comprising a closely-guarded Collective-State Secret been revealed (for strategic reasons, of course) by our Heroic Komissar Blogunov, which indicates that Red Square has far more power (within the space-time continuum controlling our march towards Global Collectivization) than heretofore known even by many High Officials in the Inner Party:

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Царевна wrote:I am so confused. The motherland, rejecting Dear Leader? Our only socialist Kongressman, demanding his impeachment??? Someone wake me from this terrible nightmare!

This too is of a great confusing to me too.

While I would certainly appreciate a return to the medieval times of which Putin referred, wherein Dear Leader could do whatever he wished whenever he wished and the serfs would probably not even know about it, nevertheless how could Putin and others in the Motherland speaking in such harsh terms about Dear Leader? And I don't think stripping him is good idea - I remember how wild and excited serfs got when photos posted of him in swimming trunks at beach! Stripped would be more than they could handle.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:

Царевна wrote:I am so confused. The motherland, rejecting Dear Leader? Our only socialist Kongressman, demanding his impeachment??? Someone wake me from this terrible nightmare!

[PROG OFF]

My guess is the Kommunusts are not happy with the Muslim Kommunists.

[PROG ON]

We must edukate our elder brother comrades. The Religion of Peace is exempt from the Opiate of the Masses generalization.

Царевна wrote:We must edukate are elder brother comrades. The Religion of Peace is exempt from the Opiate of the Masses generalization.

All is well; nothing to see here.

Move along, please. These are not the kinetic military actions you're looking for.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Царевна wrote:We must edukate are elder brother comrades. The Religion of Peace is exempt from the Opiate of the Masses generalization.

All is well; nothing to see here.

Move along, please. These are not the kinetic military actions you're looking for.

Words generally mean something, but those are a strange combination.

ki·net·ic [ki-net-ik, kahy-] –adjective
1. pertaining to motion.
2. caused by motion.
3. characterized by movement: Running and dancing are kinetic activities.

Perhaps the grate one is bragging that he is no longer being lethargic about it.

Comrade Vladimir is correct. The catch word "kinetic" is simple People Speak (easy for the masses to understand) implying that something is in motion. It is the perfect word. Their is no mention of motion to something, just that something is in motion. In the end it is a win win. If the outcome is positive then we take credit for the outcome. If the the outcome is negative then we just set it in motion and it was then out of our hands.

See how the system works Comrades? The Party is never wrong.

Grigori E.R. wrote:See how the system works Comrades? The Party is never wrong.

Yes - yes I do see. And I'd say that it gives me a tingle down my leg, but I reserve that for The One :)

Colonel Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:How can these ingratefuls be demanding dear Leaders stripping?! I am outraged. The world loves Obama; he has told us so. This is pure racism, straight up.

And CongresspersonKoouitch.... Koochinitch..... Kucinich should be sent to Jiffy-Lobo after his extended stay in the gulag. Were is the loyalty to the cause?! Aliens (not illegals.... Mexicans..... undocumenteds, but the ones from space he has seen) would be more loyal than this Rethuglicans! I demand Kucinichy be impeached!!


(he's a democratic? Really? Well *****!!!)

Frau,

I could not agree anymore- "racism straight up"

Obviously, some Progressives do not fully appreciate the left's ways.
What better way to bring in a "New Progressive World Order" then by connecting with al-Qaeda against Moammar Gadhafi.


Granted, many Progressives might think that with Moammar Gadhafi, a cross-dressing, secular, Middle East leader who hates the US, we had the makings of a great Progressive alliance with him, but he was too "local" in his approach. He only cared about Libya and not the "New Progressive World Order" that our Most Great Leader, Papa Obama, dreams for all of us.

Indeed, with Papa Obama and al-Qaeda working together in Libya, we have the makings of a great new alliance in the fight against everything the US stands for......

If we could bring on board Iran- This new and special relationship would be the new Yalta Conference of our time

Rejoice Comrades! No other Nobel Peace Prize winner in history of Socialized World has ever launched such many Tomahawk Missiles at Mooslim nation of Islamic brotherhood! Nobel invented explosive, The One HONORS such invention and shares with less fortunate who need to see firsthand.

Dear Leader is trend-setter and to be copied and respectacled. The One could have used same actions to suppress teabagger rebels in Arizona, but wisely restrained to prevent possible hurting to refugee undocumented laborers with bodily injury to their persons while fleeing from Warlord Sherriff Joe Arpaio.

Allah works through his tool Barack Hussein Obama, and all world knows there is no bigger tool than our Barry!

Neotrotsky wrote:....If we could bring on board Iran- This new and special relationship would be the new Yalta Conference of our time

Speaking of "racism straight up", it behooves the comrades to know and consider that "Iran" means Ayran.

Which is a term somewhat stained by the National Socialists.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:Words generally mean something, but those are a strange combination.

ki·net·ic [ki-net-ik, kahy-] –adjective
1. pertaining to motion.
2. caused by motion.
3. characterized by movement: Running and dancing are kinetic activities.

Perhaps the grate one is bragging that he is no longer being lethargic about it.

I believe the opperative word to associate with the new catch phrase/buzzword (kinetic) is "running"... as in "running scared", or "running away", or even "running to make the tee-off time". One could even say Dear Leader is our first "Kinetic President": always running away in the opposite direction of leadership. Thank Stalin we have a U.N.!