Kudos to RED SQUARE new promo!!!!!!

It is glorious to live in the days we live in!!! Not only are we witnessing the downfall of American Imperialism/Exceptionalism, we are also witnessing the resurgence of Global Leninism. Lenin, may his soul bask in the glorious hot glow of the Socialist Utopia Below, would not have dreamed of this day, when our DЭMOCЯAT Hoяdэs would grab American Capitalism by the ankles in its weakest moment, and gang rape it.

In the midst of this glorious Socialist orgy, RED SQUARE has found time again to promote our glorious Red Values, with this new commercial. I can't get enough of the little giraffes, where does he get them?

I tell you Comrades that, not only is Amerika doomed, but we are in the very process of becoming the richest Proletariat Leaders this world has ever known.


 

I do remember the last time one of us referred to the "little giraffe" as a "little giraffe", we were scolded harshly!! (due to a hangover, no doubt) but I do like it too. So much that I... well, here, I will show you! but back to talking about whatever you were talking . . . yes, we can always depend on our socialist Democratics to be good little comrades. And of course, Red Square is always square on. Hail Red Square!
 

There are many rumors circulating about Red Square and other loyal, unselfish, dedicated Members of the People's Cube. The worst of these rumors is that we, the Party Elite, live exorbitant lives of luxury while the masses live and toil in squalor. These are totally false accusations perpetrated by the Evil Bushmaster and his minions. I have proof:

Comment by Grigori E.R.- 3/15/2011

See what I mean Comrades? That monster George Bush does everything he can to smear our good reputations. That's what he does.

So our poor Red Square has had to make a few commercials for the evil capitalist just to make ends meet. So what? We all do what we must, usually with no compensation at all, but do we complain? No! It's all for love of Party, the People and of course the Children that we toil night a day. What price the smile of a child? It's priceless, so find your local Commissar and give Him/Her/It a big hug. It would be most appreciated.
 

Accolades and commendations, Comrade Grigori. I hate that we you have had to downsize your living abode to quiet the blathering mouths on the reich. I am happy you are doing your part to keep the poor, illegal undocumented lawn workers their little jobs.
Just like Red Square, at times, we must all get our hands dirty with capitalism, to defeat capitalism!! (I think that is a Michael Moore quote?)

I myself, was paid to do capitalist ad for the sole purpose of giving a large donation to the Cube.

please, do not hate me. It is all for the betterment of the good.
 

Comrades, under no circumstance must we allow this counter-revolutionary thinking, this raw greed, to take root here at the Cube...

A strike called by unpaid Huffington Post contributors received a major boost Wednesday with a call to arms released by the national Newspaper Guild.

The industry association called on contributors not currently on strike to cease contributions and asked members to help by “shining a light on the unprofessional and unethical practices of this company.”

The Newspaper Guild boasts 26,000 members and is affiliated with the Communications Workers of America (CWA). The CWA is affiliated with the AFL-CIO.

The strike was called earlier this year by the membership of Visual Art Source, whose 50 members had previously contributed content for free to the site.

“Just as we would ask writers to stand fast and not cross a physical picket line, we ask that they honor this electronic picket line,” wrote the Guild.
 

I WORK FOR THE CUBE FOR FREE. Did the Huffypuffy Post report that??!



 

Jíbaro

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In the midst of this glorious Socialist orgy, RED SQUARE has found time again to promote our glorious Red Values, with this new commercial. I can't get enough of the little giraffes, where does he get them?

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Comrade Jibaro,


Recently, when I, Alena Kabayeva (known in the Innter-Party as Putin's Mistress), and my Pootie-Pooch were alone in the wilderness with him just finishing fishing and me just getting ready to remove my bikini for some naked horseback riding, just imagine my shock that Red Square suddenly appeared out of nowhere on horseback with a tied-up Spymaster Anna Chapman in tow on another horse.


Seeing that Pootie-Pooch was facing the opposite way, I alerted him to the arrival of these iunexpected visitors. Silly me-- he responded, "I know already-- how to you think I became head of the KGB if I didn't have eyes in the back of my head?"


Pootie-Pooch had sent SpyMaster Anna Chapman on a secret mission to seduce Red Square into agreeing to return Pootie-Pooch's dwarf giraffes he lent Red Square for that Direct TV commercial.

Red Square candidly admitted that when Spymaster Anna Chapman attempted to seduce him, he tied her up. I expressed my sympathy to SpyMaster Anna Chapman, who sitting there on the horse in front of me all naked and still tied-up. I said, "How humiliating," but she said, "I liked it."


As I listened to Red Square stating his terms to Pootie-Pooch, I thought to myself, "Who would be suicidal enough to make 'demands' on Pootie Pooch?," but that's exactly what Red Square did. He said to Pootie Pooch:


"If you want your dwarf giraffes back, you must call-off the KGB agents who have been trying to sabotage sales of my book, Shakedown Socialism, at ShakedownSocialism.Com -- or else. Before Pootie Pooch had time to respond, SpyMaster Chapman blurted out, "Don't mess with Red Square."


Pootie Pooch, ever the always-calm spy-master, simply shrugged, continued fishing, and said, "Don't bother me right now-- I can see Sarah Palin from here."








--Putin's Mistress