Did you move your clock forward this morning Comrades? Except for those in the racist state of Arizona of course. Once again, the wisdom of The Party proves that even time itself is not beyond the reach of the State. Today we march in glorious lockstep unison, an hour closer to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. Praise Obama!

I move my clock forward on the mantel 6" but still, I find the time is not correct with the Government Mandated Time Keeper ™!!! I find this so annoying and something I must tolerate until it IS time to move said clockery back to it's original position and then it is correct again. (I FIND IT ALL MOST UNSATISFACTORY but I do comply)

I have ordered a clock from a glorious Soviet clock factory in 1968 and am still waiting for it to arrive, so I am lucky: I don't have to change any clocks. But I always need to ask Fraulein what time it is.

Comrades,

Isn't it glorious that this time saving was forced on the people as a temporary measure in WWI.

Maybe the Armistice was never signed!

Thank you Commissar Colonel 7.62. I for one appreciate the extra hour to work for the common good. Our time is precious Comrades and it takes a lot of it and hard work to manipulate the space/time continuum. Again, praise be to Colonel 7.62 for the annual gift.

Comrades,
This is a prime example of the good works that occur here at the People's Cube on a daily basis. It is also prime testimony to the selfless devotion of your Commissars. These are the unsung heroes of the People's Revolution. There is no sacrifice too great (Example: Commissar Ivan Betinov gave up his body for a glass jar), no task too arduous and no hardship too great to endure for the Party, for the People and for the Children.

What do we ask in return? What do we usually receive? Nothing Comrades, nor do we expect anything. We work tirelessly, 24/7 for the Cause and personal considerations are the furthermost thoughts in our minds. I your Humble Spiritual Adviser am typing this comment by candle light in my humble little cabin. This is what we.....what the...

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Incoming Sub-Space Transmission- Bush Star I- Digital Id Invalid- Access Denied-Access Denied- WARNING WARNING- Unauthorized Intrusion Alert- Un#$%&^&&%^**- Access Granted Bush Star I- Proceed...

Good Evening Comrades. Your old friend George Bush here. Calm down there Comrades, I come in peace. Now listen up you Commies! Your Commissars are playing you all. While they have you digging for beets and spreading their Communist bull crap, they are living the life of luxury for your hard work. They are making billions off of their Social Justice Programs and you idiots are falling for it hook line and sinker...Now, before y'all get your Red Panties in a nasty twist, lookey here at some proof I have:

Mr. Grigori's humble cabin:


Mr. Colonel 7.62's little boat:


I rest my case. Would I lie? Of course not. By the way, I'm getting sick and tired of you people blaming me for everything. Stop it or else!

Sincerely,
George Bush
Over and Out...

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What in the world happened? My screen went blank and acckkk...gulp. Oh my Obama! He's crossed the line this time! That monstrous, sick, evil little man is spreading his filth again. Please disregard all of his rantings Comrades. You do know he's the bad guy, right?

Commissar Red Rooster,
We simply cannot have this hacking and posting of Reich Wing propaganda. Something MUST be done to prevent any further intrusion. This is making me sick. I need to lie down.

May the Peace of Social Justice be upon you Comrades,
Your Humble Spiritual Adviser Grigori

Oh my! I'm just closing my eyes and covering my ears. LALALALALALALALALALA!!!

*Sigh* I see the capitalists have infiltrated the communications network again. Good thing we have this extra hour now, so I can try and tweak time to make sure that never happened. A Commissar's work is never done. Thank you for your hard work Grigori, all of us in the Collective appreciate it (or else. Now everyone sing praises to Comrade Grigori)

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Good thing we have this extra hour now...

Colonel with most excellent numbers, I'm afraid that while we ARE one hour closer to Glorious World of Next Tuesday, we actually LOST hour this time around.

But not to worry - I am sure hour is being put to very good uses.

Of course Comrade USSA (uh-sah? Is that Iranian?) the Colonel always puts the collectives time to good use (sharpening bullets for wayward proles... ahem...) the Colonel would never waste a minute of the collectives time (playing golf or drinking vodka at a Multicolor House party) he's always working for the Common Good™.

Hail Obama!

Comrade USSA; the "lost hour" as you so quaintly describe it is being put to good use. How else do you think Dear Leader Obama can play golf *and* deal with all the problems facing him at home and abroad?

My clock is progressive. There is no reason to set it ahead since it runs fast anyway, that is to say it leans forward into the future.

Comrade Colonel 7.62, it is now my apologies. While I assumed that the hour was being put to good use in spite of being lost, it was unbeknowing to me that Dear Leader, himself, had seized the hour For The People™. I should have known, he is always golfing vacationingthinking about the Common Good™.

Please, comrades! What is happening Next Tuesday???? I didn't get an invitation....I'm sure it slipped Dear Leader's mind.

Comrade Tsarevna,
The Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday is the event we are all working towards. It is the day that the USSA and the entire World are united into one single Kollective. It will be a Utopian World of Perfect Social Justice for all. A day when the tears will be wiped from every eye.

No invitations are needed Tsarevna. We will all be there dear Comrade, we will be there basking in the Socialist Glory. We will sing the songs of true Communal
Happiness...sob...sorry Tsarevna, I'm weeping with joy just thinking about it.

*sniff* Grigori, your humble description of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday(TM, Reg.US. Pat. Off, Pat. Appl'd for, Other Pats. Pend. All Rights Reserved) makes me weep for the future glories we will all someday enjoy.

Comrades,

When the mooslems usher in Shariah For Everyone™, in every nation, we will be that much closer to the glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™. When we are dancing in the streets burning imperialistic USSA greenbacks—much in the same way as the NAGs™ (Nat'l Ass'n of GALS) did when they were kollectively burning their bras in the '60s—we are one day closer to Next Tuesday™. And when we can all look at The One; The messiah; The Manchild Dear Leader, and recognize he IS the modern-day version of John the Baptist; the harbinger of things yet to come, we will be only a day away from the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, Nirvana and Utopia.

Holy Lenin's sh*t! -sob- I'm grabbing my shovel so hard that I sank my nails in the wood. -sob- Really comrades, I can't wait for Next Tuesday™!

It seems somebody can't wait too!

Comrades, I just wanted to share with all the Most Glorious Anthem of all while wiping my red-tears from my eyes... with my shovel...