Announcing The Red Square Nebula

3/23/2011, 1:45 pm

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Comrades, it's right here in this glorious, heavenly image of the cosmos. No doubt some capitalist will take credit for the picture, but we know that such resolution can only be achieved with superior, Soviet Era imaging technology that was always being stolen or copied by the impoverished western nations. After all, it's common knowledge that Algore and Lenin invented the reflecting telescope while Newton was still fishing through his box of Captain Crunch to find his in its plastic wrapper in the bottom (that's the same place where an occasional lucky winner can find a Nobel Peace Prize).

3/23/2011, 3:30 pm

That is the brightest object I have seen, well, at least since dear Leaders last spectacular speech. You receive many congratulatoryies for good work well done, comrade, in finding this shinny object.

3/23/2011, 3:47 pm

I live for the Cube, Comradette Colonel. This is why I am the four time recipient of Hero of Cubist Labor, and holder of the Silver Shovel with Bronze Beet device.

3/23/2011, 4:00 pm

MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF RED SQUARES!!

3/23/2011, 4:13 pm

My compliments on to this glorious find, comrade! And as well to the fashionable shades of our dear Fraulein - mm mmmm MMMMM!!

And NOW we know the real reason Laika journeyed into the spaces! :)

3/23/2011, 5:25 pm

Dig4Utopia wrote:MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF RED SQUARES!!

<OFF>Excellent. You made me LOL.

3/23/2011, 9:40 pm

I think somewhere out there, our People's Director is looking down on us (probably while smoking a cigarette) and smiling.

3/23/2011, 11:30 pm

It's a sign Comrades, a glorious sign of the Divine Righteousness of the People's Cube. Trust me Comrades, I am an expert in these matters. Throughout the history of mankind the great leaders and happenings were always marked by fantastic Celestrial events.

I wrote a prophetic piece about this very thing in my days as Spiritual Adviser to the Tsar and Tsarina. I kept having visions of a Red Cube and a Red, Square Sun. I had a hard time understanding these visions at the time, but now I know. Unfortunately my writings were all destroyed after my supposed death at the hands of that little twerp Prince Felix.

3/24/2011, 12:12 am

Comrade Grigori is of course correct. It is both a Sign(TM) and a Fantastic Celestial Event(TM). Also, a quick trip through the wormhole can get you back your writings. Just let me know. Truly, this nebula is proof that The Party not only controls all things, but also is the source of all that now and ever shall exist.

3/24/2011, 9:54 am

Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I live for the Cube, Comradette Colonel. This is why I am the four time recipient of Hero of Cubist Labor, and holder of the Silver Shovel with Bronze Beet device.

ah yes, but could I ask you to, cough, check and recheck the name on said awards, since I seem to be,cough, MISSING SOME OF MINE?

3/24/2011, 10:22 am

I accidentally changed some timelines. You didn't get those awards. They are drifting in the Red Square Nebula now. Maybe you can hire a Soyuz launch to help you get there in a few million years.

3/24/2011, 12:50 pm

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I accidentally changed some timelines. You didn't get those awards. They are drifting in the Red Square Nebula now. Maybe you can hire a Soyuz launch to help you get there in a few million years.

*&%$#@!!!!!!

3/24/2011, 2:37 pm

Comrades,

What is this reference to "My God"? There are only three persons in the "godhead",
Marx, Lenin, Engles. There is no need for false presentations to try to disrupt the socialist theology.

3/25/2011, 1:46 am

Colonel Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:I accidentally changed some timelines. You didn't get those awards. They are drifting in the Red Square Nebula now. Maybe you can hire a Soyuz launch to help you get there in a few million years.

*&%$#@!!!!!!

I denounce your language! The Children(TM) may be present!

3/25/2011, 9:52 am

WHAT GOOD IS MY POSITION AS COLONEL AND CZAR OF PARTY DENOUNCEMENTS WHEN I AM ALWAYS GETTING DENOUNCED? I DENOUNCE ALL OF THESE DENOUNCEMENTS.

3/25/2011, 11:15 am

I denounce your self promotion to Colonel and crude attempts to push me out of my job! You are getting denounced because I set your time line on a denouncement loop. One denouncement is all it takes, and we just loop it back over and over and over again. Delightful isn't it?

3/25/2011, 12:18 pm

Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Comrades, [the link to the Red Square Nebula] is right here ....

Comrade Blogunov,

You are an awesome astronomer. You deserve an additional title: Heroic Astronomer of The People. Discovery of The Red Square Nebula is indeed one of greatest leaps forward in astronomy since Galileo. Your discovery has led to the discovery of an extremely powerful instrument sent here from the Red Square Nebula to enable ordinary members of the masses to embark on The People's Odyssey to learn from our Red Square Master the ecstasy that awaits all members of the toiling masses who embrace our Progressive Agenda:

.

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--KOOK

3/25/2011, 1:57 pm

Oh. My. Darwin. KOOK, I am honored and deeply humbled. I was afraid I was going to have to settle for the Nobel Prize in astronomy and then you bestow upon me the sobriquet of Heroic Astronomer of the People. Yet there are other Astronomers of the People who are equally worthy, so I accept this prestigious award as the representative of the collective effort. I am merely the People's custodian of the golden telescope suspended from a red silk ribbon which I will wear proudly for the People and for the Great Struggle.

3/25/2011, 2:01 pm

Colonel Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I live for the Cube, Comradette Colonel. This is why I am the four time recipient of Hero of Cubist Labor, and holder of the Silver Shovel with Bronze Beet device.

ah yes, but could I ask you to, cough, check and recheck the name on said awards, since I seem to be,cough, MISSING SOME OF MINE?

They're all mine. I should know; I awarded most of them to myself, and now I have had added to them the coveted Heroic Astronomer of the People. I think you should have a word with the other Comrade Colonel. That messing about with time sometimes causes things to poof out of existence. For example, a president was allegedly elected in 2008, but where is he now?

3/25/2011, 2:56 pm

Colonel 7.62 wrote:I denounce your self promotion to Colonel and crude attempts to push me out of my job! You are getting denounced because I set your time line on a denouncement loop. One denouncement is all it takes, and we just loop it back over and over and over again. Delightful isn't it?

*%$#@!!!!!!!!

Comrade Komissar Blogunov, thank you for clearing up this unclear topic. I am not sure where all my awards went, but taking into considering some of the ATTITUDES here of late, I have my suspicious suspicions. And you are of course, correct, how other comrades mess with time and mess things up. (and he should be denounced for such)

3/25/2011, 3:25 pm

Colonel, I have already denouncing the ill mannered and racist practice of time messing with. Unless this has not yet happening yet.

3/25/2011, 3:41 pm

That is the problematic problem, Comrade Tovarichi.... just when we think we're through with the denounce, we discover he has messed with the time and we must denounce again, OR, is the past denouncement still in effect for the future??

I think it is best to have a beer.

3/25/2011, 3:54 pm

Forget this planet! Let us construct a ship to take us to this Progressive nebula comrades! Clearly the World of Next Tuesday is there.

3/25/2011, 4:26 pm

Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Oh. My. Darwin. KOOK, I am honored and deeply humbled. I was afraid I was going to have to settle for the Nobel Prize in astronomy and then you bestow upon me the sobriquet of Heroic Astronomer of the People. Yet there are other Astronomers of the People who are equally worthy, so I accept this prestigious award as the representative of the collective effort. I am merely the People's custodian of the golden telescope suspended from a red silk ribbon which I will wear proudly for the People and for the Great Struggle.

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Comrade Heroic Astronomer of the People, Komissar Blogunov,

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Your contributions to the Scientific Superiority of the Collective CANNOT BE OVERSTATED!

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--KOOK

3/26/2011, 4:18 am

It is truly a great moment in the Peoples' history.

3/26/2011, 1:16 pm

And they stared into the sky at the great red square and
and a powerful voice said unto them:

"From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."

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I always wondered how the collective started.

3/26/2011, 2:14 pm

All of history has been made manifest; our destiny clear. We must pour our resources into an epic voyage across the firmament to Red Square Nebula where it is always Next Tuesday. The command module of the People's Collective Spaceship must be Red and Square. It must be recycled to excite the attention of our media. It must be eco-friendly to save or create hundreds of millions of new jobs. And it would help if it was already lying around my tractor farm. Oh, look...

3/26/2011, 3:41 pm

The Peoples' Spaceship!!! Lenin be praised!

3/27/2011, 8:09 am

Word is - we've already have top engineers working on it.

3/27/2011, 1:57 pm

Scotty, and in his Red shirt. Of course, on the Trekkie Collective the Red shirt usually meant either engineering or expendability or both. How fitting for this mission.

3/27/2011, 1:57 pm

Wait a minute. Am I wearing a Red shirt?

3/27/2011, 11:23 pm

https://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/0 ... rek-red-s/#

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