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How many times can this guy vote for Joe?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:How many times can this guy vote for Joe?

If they make him a deluxe necrovoter (that is, declare his death-day to 1706-8-24), he becomes a true election-wildcard, a magic key to White Sesame @ 1600 Penn, the coronation of Jok Biþen 'n Ho.

(ah, what a happenstance, ↓here he is:)

OTOH...


(here)

Is Kim Jong a member of the *MDAD&SAFBA?

*(Mostly Dead, All Dead & Slightly Alive For Biden Association)

If he is actually dead, then he definitely qualifies for a seat in Joe's cabinet, maybe even Comma'La's VP pick.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... * MDAD&SAFBA?

* Mostly Dead, All Dead & Slightly Alive For Biden Association

MDAD&SAFBA? Outstanding, Komradette Clara, your study!

It fully confirms our bold concept of thanato-voting, aka necro-voting.
Which decrepitude-sensitively discerns between freshly dead, half-dead, back-to-life-again, reliably dead, bonus morbus dead, and the pinnacle of thanatoballotism aka electorocorpsism: deluxe dead.

A real-life (no pun intended) use-case is documented above!




P.S. Just another problem to study, popping here up, is now:

Whether the MDs, ADs, SAs will demand (say, post-Nov-3rd) recognizance as extra ID-groups, thereby boldly enriching the already bubbly Identity Galimatias, unfurling before our eyes at warp speed?

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:

Most equally impressive reporting, Komrade Antonio!


This said, you better be now on the watch, Salazarinski:



(reuse)




P.S. (expertise of Komradette RedD would be of enormous value here!)

Is this an AiluroDon in your left upper corner, or are we just glad to see Trumputler? (who anyway speaks to us from each wall, and from under our cots or beds resp. fainting couches)

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:How many times can this guy vote for Joe?

If they make him a deluxe necrovoter (that is, declare his death-day to 1706-8-24), he becomes a true election-wildcard, a magic key to White Sesame @ 1600 Penn, the coronation of Jok Biþen 'n Ho.

(Jok? Biþen? just ask his manager!)

(ah, what a happenstance, ↓here he is:)

Grendelssohonovovich-biþen-campaign-manager

(no doubt, he could manage Kim Jong too, post-1706-8-24)

Ja Da, Komrades!

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