After 94 years of leading the Democrat-majority Congress, Rep. Nancy Pelosi retires to take the position as manager of a multi-billion hive mind of the Borg collective. "My previous existence as Madam Speaker, combined with cutting-edge plastic surgeries have fully prepared me for this dream job," said the Democrat Representative from San Francisco. "Ever since I was a little girl, all I really wanted in life was to become a biomechanical hive queen in a Borg campaign to assimilate Earth and force humans to appreciate the benefits of enhanced living as mindless drones controlled by collective consciousness."

Speaker of the House continued, "As soon as Walter Reed switches my vital-essence tubes and the architect's plans for my plastic surgeries from Congress to the Borg Collective, I shall be able to administer the collective consciousness of a billion people, who speak not with a billion voices, but with my voice, which is the point of the exercise.

SWEET!!!

Oh really? I thought she already had.

Amazing! And here I though Nanzi Peloski would wind up as one of Dr. Gunther Von Hagen's plastination exhibits.

I have never seen Comrade Peloski looking so marvelous!
Are those three thingies on the top of her head brains leaking out or antenna?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Amazing! And here I though Nanzi Peloski would wind up as one of Dr. Gunther Von Hagen's plastination exhibits.

Or a fugitive from Dr. Moreau's Island.

Comrade Nika - to refresh your memory, here she is in profile. You can see the clamps stretching the epidermis from her face and shoulders, giving her that irresistible look of a young fresh body, all the while securing the electronic implants linking her brain to the collective mind.


And here's the actual process of insertion of Nancy Pelosi's upper body into the mechanical suit. Notice the wiggling, flexible spinal column that has been made redundant by a glorious robust exoskeleton.

Nanski has never looked better! The results in wrinkle reduction alone are staggering, compared to Botox.

This is the culmination of the medical advancements created by Obamacare.

Red Square wrote: electronic implants linking her brain to the collective mind

Okay, so antenna was not so far off. All in all a most magnificent outcome!

to refresh your memory

My memory refresh button is out-of-order, this is either a result of Jiffi-Lobo or it's Bush's fault.

Did Nanski go to rehab and sober up before joining the Borg Collective?

Great Pelosi. Seems like youre taking steroids, thats why your body gone like that.If you were actually surprised that <a rev="vote for" title="Mark McGwire admits to steroids. What a shocker!" href="https://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblo ... -steroids/ ">Mark McGwire</a> was on steroids, you're a dummy. How could he NOT have been? We've all seen the photos of him from the early 90s, versus the late 90s – Big Mac was juicing. There can be no way the St. Louis Cardinals didn't know it either. To think that he isn't going to get stripped of his record, when Babe Ruth was a drunk, and Roger Maris smoked like a chimney…it's a disgrace. I'd give payday loans at least to keep him and that other waste of space Bonds from the Hall.

Today I received an email with the following warning about the spreading of a new Pelosi virus:

INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.