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™ - The People's Trademark indicating that a word, phrase, or a concept has been monopolized by the Party for its exclusive use, to be filled with whatever progressive content the Party deems necessary at any given moment, which can change without notice at the Party's convenience. The People's Trademark is used to liberate progressive meanings and words from the pool of neutral and reactionary meanings and words exploited by the knuckle-dragging reactionaries who stand in the way of progress.
For example, by adding ™ to The People* we were able to liberate and revise its meaning to include animals, vegetables, household appliances, Necro-proxies, and other Democrat-voting entities historically disenfranchised by the speciist and necrophobic capitalist oppressors.
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*The People™: All rights reserved. Not all qualify. Check with your local Commissar to see if you qualify for The People™. Not available in Red States. Void where prohibited by Current Truth™.
Abortion(see Choice). After the revolution all pro-choice debates, focus groups, and parental notifications will become obsolete. The only notification a woman will need is that of the local Commissar who will perform the abortion himself based on visual assessment. The expected post-revolutionary drop in labor productivity will call for more strong and healthy workers and peasants. To fight off enemies of the socialist Motherland the Party will need more strong soldiers in the Red Army. Breeding workers and soldiers will no longer be a choice but a grave responsibility of every female citizen. Commissar's decision will be based on the prospective mother's strong built and good proletarian stock. If the above conditions are met, abortion will be denied and violators thereof will be punished by various terms of corrective hard labor. For sickly individuals, substance abusers, and bourgeois offshoots abortions will be mandatory. It will be required of the Commissar to experience pleasure while extracting such uselessness from the ranks of future citizens of our caring society, and to submit the fetal matter to the nearest stem cell recycling center.
AltruismSelf-sacrifice for The Greater Good™. Cornerstone of progressive morals and ethics and a primary characteristic of the New Man. Mandatory in progressive socialist societies. On our planet with limited resources, an ultimate act of Altruism would be to stop eating and starve to death. Progressive science has determined that being deprived of food and water produces a sense of euphoria and those who die from starvation experience painless, tranquil deaths. In 1932 alone, six million Ukrainians altruistically starved to death, thus furthering the advance of socialism and industrialization in the USSR. (See "Ukraine: Altruism on the Rise as Socialism Leaps to New Heights" by Walter Duranty, the Pulitzer Prize winning correspondent for The New York Times in Moscow.)
Dead White European Male and an unindicted co-conspirator. Invented logic as a tool to subdue the oppressed masses and minorities by imposing the so-called "rationality" as part of the international White male hegemony. The oppressive "reason-oriented" Western societies are the direct result of his conspiratorial efforts.
Arms (the right to bear)The path to the new society lies through discipline and submission to the authorities. This becomes impossible if half of the population own guns and may join organized resistance. Despite our progressive efforts, the ban on gun ownership has fallen behind schedule. It was originally scheduled to expire simultaneously with bourgeois morals. But thanks to Welfare, feelgood schools, the ACLU, and through the promotion of drug culture, we have achieved the deterioration of morals and personal responsibility in inner cities ahead of schedule. This lapse in timing has created a rather unpleasant urban mix of guns and drugs, which makes us want to move to the suburbs.
Big Lie(s)Falsehoods invented by capitalists in order to fool and subdue the masses. Examples include: War on Terror, Booming Economy, Patriot Act, Iraq's WMDs, and weekly weather forecast.
CapitalismA system that forces people, through a false concept of private property, to pay for the goods they already have the right to own. This pressures the masses to work for a living instead of organizing and representing (a.k.a. Fascism)
ChoiceAbortion. On a planet with limited resources, giving birth to more consumers is irresponsible, especially to white males who by definition are the most useless caste on a progressive egalitarian scale. To further this progressive worldview, we must organize Sacrificial Death Drives demanding all to sacrifice their children for The Greater Good™. We must attend pro-abortion rallies, acting as living proof of the terrible mistake our parents had made by not aborting us. It is best exemplified by a statement that Maxine Waters, a US Congresswoman (D-Calif) made at a Pro-Abortion Rally in Washington, DC on 4/25/04: "I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion."
CollectivismIndividual is nothing, the collective is everything. We, the People's vanguard, would have no power if we were to rely on the individual. But if you divide people into minority groups, each fighting for more collective rights and entitlements at the expense of all other groups, then pitch them against one another and act as a mediator, you will own the world! Abandon your puny notions of surviving with an individual mind, learn to think with the collective brain which speaks through our Party representatives. The rewards are obvious: in a collective you automatically gain the same rights and entitlements as the next member without moving a finger to earn them. Group reality gives one a strong feeling of selflessness, belonging, and protection against all other such collectives, also known as special interest groups.
CompetitionBarbaric, insensitive ritual steeped in social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive in our society. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy, moral, and prosperous as a collective. A progressive society of the future, steeped in diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism, shall have no winners. Everyone will be a loser, which in our book means ethical team player.
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Global Warming encompasses four dogmas:
African countries like Zimbabwe, Somalia, Angola, and some others have become the most socially advanced nations of this century, having left behind such former bulwarks of human progress as China, Cambodia, and the former USSR.
(Singular: Non-Person). Those who fall outside of the definition of the People and thus are subject to People's judgment and wrath. Examples include 
Feel free to add your own definitions below:
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The trademark buzzword of progressives everywhere. Even though grammatically there can only be "active" and "inactive" adding the progressive prefix "pro" automatically identifies liberals everywhere by it's usage. E.g." You must be proactive on the gun control issue because it's for the children." "I am a progressive proactive." "We need to be more proactive on being pro-choice."
Any Progressive who takes the Collectivist, Marxist messege to any public forum. Commonly refered to as Peace Activist, Environmental Activist or Important Intellectual of our Time.
Never to be confused with:
Hateful Violent Reactionary Mob
Those who would have you believe that there is any other way of understanding the human condition and the nature of Man other than the proper doctrinaire Marxist interpretation and have the temerity and bad taste to say so in public. Commonly refered to as stupid assholes and Nazi Pigs.
Political Correctness
Beliefs derived from the fundamental premises of Marxism. By a clever morphing of the old classic "oppressed economic class" to oppressed race class, oppressed sexuality class, oppressed culture class, oppressed female class, oppressed animals class, etc... etc... ad nassium, the New Marxism can change to fit new adherents in the historical class war against capitalism, property and outmoded ideas of personal freedom.
Come the revolution all these new Politically Correct oppressed classes who will have helped defeat the forces of capital will be denounced and purged as "The New Trotskyites" and Enemies of the People and their members will either pledge loyalty to The Party or suffer the consequences.
Anonymous
See Hitler, evil.
An updated, more inclusive form of Marxism that adds the concept of “diversity” to the matrix of Scientific Socialism’s traditional class analysis. (The idea is simply beautiful: People of heterogeneous backgrounds coming together to produce homogeneity of thought.) Forged between the hammer of collectivism and the anvil of moral equivalency, multiculturalism embodies the belief that no culture is objectively better than any other--only different. At first glance, someone uninitiated in the arts of subjectivist rationalization might be tempted to believe that a culture which affords women equal status to men is inherently more enlightened than a rigidly patriarchal one that places women in subservient roles and forces them to cover their entire bodies in public. But this is the type of prejudice that we must strive to overcome.
A notable exception to the cultural equality rule, however, is made for the bourgeois culture of the West, which is based on a miasmal mix of free-market economics, limited government, the doctrine of individual rights, the belief in an objective reality, as well as the exploitation of the earth and everything on/in it. These capitalist cultures must be despised and resisted at all costs, because they stand in the way of human progress and the grand utopian future. Thus, all cultures are equal, but some cultures are more equal than others.
Sensitivity Training
A clever stratagem used to persuade corporations to bring in progressive consultants (i.e., experts in thought crime detection) for the purpose of aiding employees in their ultimate acceptance of the Party Line. Ostensibly, sensitivity training is “marketed” as means for getting people of different ethnic and socio-economic backgrounds to accept, respect, and peacefully coexist with one another. In reality, its message is far more subversive, for it is actually designed to compel white males to confront and suppress their inborn, yet often unconscious, tendencies towards racism, sexism, xenophobia, boorishness, and bad-joke-telling. During this process of inner discovery, white males will develop a heightened sense of shame and guilt, which will eventually render down into a heaping serving of self-loathing. If the re-education is successful, they not only will emerge as politically correct automatons, but also will be the first to volunteer to “take one for the team” (to use the parlance of the derisible sports-metaphor crowd).
Widely credited with inventing Socialist Security. Jailed by the reactionary Republican government for a postage coupon pyramid scheme in the 1920's, later acclaimed as a genius in the FDR Administration during the 1930's for creating the safety net for the working classes. Hero of the Revolution. Order of Lenin.
http://www.mark-knutson.com/
Once known as "convicted felon" this new proactive term rehabilitates convicts and will make them eligible to vote under Hillary's "Count Every Vote" Act of 2005 therefore increasing the Democratic Party by 1.4 million voters.
http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/5/3/92921.shtml
An appendage only the ruling eliets are allowed for its power is too much for the masses to safley use.
Native American for "bad hunter."
PittsburghProletarian
See "Republican"
PittsburghProletarian
See "Nazi"
Tacsito
The term came into common usage in the early to mid-1990's. Original source is unknown, but believed to have either originated in the San Franciso Bay area or during a policy and strategies meeting of the National Organization for Women (NOW).
The term is used to disparage and denigrate any white male who supports or holds views and values consistent with traditional America, especially Judeo-Christian oriented ideals.
To escape the brand of AWM, white males must admit to being homosexual, socialist, a member of the Democratic party, a fop, loser, whiner, beggar and/or a victim. White males who are confident, masculine, assertive, articulate, educated and/or married are especially targeted for criticism and ridicule that borders on slanderous and moronic.
Until recently, the term "Angry While Male" had dropped from the left's radar screen of 'effective slurs and insults' to use when attempting to castigate the hated AWM. However, in small pockets of infantile progressives across the nation, the term is making a comeback or more accurately, is being recycled. This is not surprising since the liberals do not produce anything but are extremely proficient at recycling, especially worn-out and trite cliches.
The source of all evil and destruction of good in this world. the Straight White Male has cause terrible wars and that have ruined our communist motherland. They have also harbored slaves and even though the Africans were already selling each other into slavery, we must point the blame at the Straight White Male for using them and completely ignore the Arabs continued slave trades.
Care, services or supplies related to the health of an individual to be supplied by the State. Health Care is to be a right and should cost nothing to the individual or the State. "State sanctioned health care officials" (formerly known as "Physicians") are to provide care to the masses at their own expense, and are to be held accountable for their patients' illnesses. At any time, a citizen may accuse a health official of wrongdoing and demand a healthy amount of retribution for ill treatment.
Pharmaceutical Industry
A State sanctioned entity which is to provide medications at its own expense to the people. At no time is profit to be a motive to State sanctioned medicinal entities. At any time, a citizen who feels wronged by a State sanctioned medicinal entity can demand retribution in a Peoples Court.
Corporation
An entity devoted to avarice, consumption, worker exploitation and environmental abuse. The people have a right to create collectives (unions) to combat the overwhelming greed and ill-will of the corporate entity. No worker shall be disciplined, relieved of duty, or harassed in any way. At any time, a worker who feels wronged may demand retribution from the corporate entity through the Peoples' Court.
Free Market
A market in which supply and demand are unregulated resulting in exploitation of the masses and unfair pricing schemes designed to enrich oligarchs. The State is set in opposition to the free market to protect the people. The State controlls the free market excesses by redistributing ill-gained wealth to the people. At any time, a citizen may contact his local citizen representative to request further regulation. Regulation will be attempted whenever possible to prevent collapse of the Peoples' State.
(a.k.a. Prize(s) - e.g. Oscars, Pulitzer, Nobel, etc.) Originally established or taken over by the Progressives, Awards are a great way to promote and popularize those useful to the progressive movement, and to put down those who pose a threat. Progressive Awards destroy rational criteria while judging a public personality. Inexplicable and unjustified Awards disorient both the public and the awardees, making them less likely to trust their own judgment in the future, and more likely to seek advise from "intellectual trendsetters," conveniently located on the left-hand side of the political aisle. We at The People's Cube are working hard to get ourselves displayed under the "intellectual trendsetters" label. Just one more great leap forward, comrades! We're almost there!
Politics Student
The People who made this website, who seem to have no idea about Political Throey or Thought.
In fact it would suprise me if they have any thoughts at all.
You shall report to your nearest re-education camp under penalty of having the crap beat out of you by a bunch of angry pesants with shovels.
Kommissar Betty
Theory vs. Throey
Politics Student
PratThe People who made this website, who seem to have no idea about Political Throey or Thought.
You're right. We have no idea about "Political Throey". It sounds quite abstruse and esoteric, though. Our interest is definitely piqued. Perhaps you would be so kind as to enlighten us, o' sapient one. Please bring us out of the throes of ignorance...
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/john ... 0709.shtml
Hammer & Sickle
A despicable state of relations between a neighboring people, which will be abolished under a progressive system. This is often used by Republicans as a way to distract The People from the truly important issues, such as universal health care. This should not be confused with The Revolution, as it is not an uprising of The People against the bourgeois elite. As with any topic dealing with conservatives, it is immoral, illegitimate, and ultimately a waste of The Worker’s blood. Any use of this is an act punishable by impeachement and a declaration as an un-person, unless it is used by a progressive leader. In that case, war was a necessity.
Comrade PUD
1. Progressive mathematical theory that proves zero sum is power to the People.
2. Described in page 32 of glorious Mao's Little Red Book as theory to deny anything to anybody that stands in way of progress.
3. Expedient logic to acheive total Communism.
RATIONING
See queue. Primary MARXIST economic policy. Money is obsolete and burdensome to Progressive economy. Solganeering is best economic policy: "Free goods and services are rationed by inconvenience." What is little inconvenience when compared to experience total Communism.
QUEUE
MARXIST replacement for money which is filthy and banned by state in order to control disease.
Hammer & Sickle
A state of intense disagreement between the beloved Soviet Union and the American juggernaut. It was brought about by the capitalists attempting to impede the progressive liberation of Europe following WWII (often referred to the Soviet Struggle Against Hate-Filled Capitalist/Fascist). This conflict should not be considered important in any historical sense, as the two idealogical difference are VERY similar, despite what Reagan and the other neo-cons brainwashed the world to believe. The conflict ended in the overly aggressive West forcing the communist system to topple, which wouldn't have happened had the West adopted a socialist economy.
Hammer & Sickle
A peace-loving, people-supported nation of yesterday that should be remembered with fondness, like a utopian wonderland. Having been disolved because of un-fair practices done by the West, it should be seen as a martyr for The People's cause. Many college-aged students show homage to it by wearing clothing embrazen with its symbols and acronym -CCCP-, a testement that it's memory of greatness will live on, despite evil neo-con intentions.
Matt
The ideology of the Nazi party.All similarities with Socialism are entirely coincidental,and the Nazi ideology of a utopia in which class divisions would be abolished by a common racial identity was in no way,shape,or form an organic outgrowth of the socialist idea of a utopia in which racial and national divisions would be abolished by a common class identity.The fact that the ideology of the Nazis was hostile to capitalism,and called for the overthrow and destruction of the old order,and the building of a glorious new utopia of universal brotherhood on its ashes,should generally be kept as quiet as possible,lest people begin to wonder where they've heard this one before.In fact,lower-level progressives should simply consign this information to the memory hole,and any attempts by reactionaries to illustrate the relationship of Fascism to Marxism should be met with shrieking and wailing.Advanced debate on this subject should be left to the most skilled progressive individuals only.
Hillarity
see Progressive Morals.
Simon Dhimmi
Keeping the stupid on bicycles. The ruling Classes still get around in limos.
pot pie
see "soviet"
pot pie
A soviet (Russian: сове́т) originally was a workers' local council in late Imperial Russia. The first soviet (in this sense) was created in Saint Petersburg in January 1905 by workers meeting in the apartment of Voline. The councils and the term later were adopted by the Bolsheviks, who saw it as the basic organizing unit of society....
...much like Rick Warren's 'Purpose Driven Church' and cell groups that also meet in living rooms and must agree to not "be bothered by facts"...
Bubba Bin Mo Mao
Under the Maoist regime, humor, sarcasm, and irony were banned. The regime invented a new catch-all offence, “Speaking Weird Words,” which meant any comment that could be interpreted as a complaint or a wisecrack could have its speaker accused of being a spy or traitor.
Thought Policeman
A tyrannical regimeland where people are unjustly forced to THINK and WORK, instead of receiving everything for free and thinking with a collective PEOPLE'S BRAIN, protected from EVIL abominable thoughts such as ACHIEVING, WINNING, or KEEPING THE MONEY THAT YOU EARN by the people's THOUGHT POLICE. Not to worry however. Progressive education is successfully teaching American children to denounce their parents, and accept that America is wrong on EVERYTHING and IS EVIL (just ask Hitler, Chairman Mao, Fidel Castro, Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Colonel Gaddafi, General Noriega, Robert Mugabe, Stalin, dear leader Kim Jong Il, Ayatollah, the Aum Shinrikyo, the Shining Path, Ahmadinejad, Heinrich Himmler, Mussolini, Osama Bin Laden, Hillary, Ralph Nader, Hanoi Jane and Comrade Kerry - how could this many National/International Socialists and representatives of the religion of peace be wrong?), and to get used to hating their country in order to stay away from the long arm of the THOUGHT LAW once comradess Hillary is installed.
Struggle: The revolutionary acts we must commit so as to root out and destroy our class enemies.
War: Anything our class enemies do that helps to perpetuate their illegitimate oppressive rule over the workers.
Freedom: The Peoples' unencumbered political power.
The hilarious art of telling a really funny George Bush joke.
Any use of language, gestures or cartoons that ridicules, criticizes or denounces Progressive Morals and Marxist thought.
Mudslinging is inherently wrong, mean spirited and can expose someone as being insecure, stupid and immature, that is of course if the Mudslinger(s) is a conservative, Republican or person(s) for the survival of Western Civilization. (See: Corporatist Fascist)
Mudslinging and it's free-spirited unshaven sister, censorship, perfectly conforms to the standards of Moral Authority when used by Idealistic Activists or The Proper People (those who the Party selects).
Examples of Immoral Hate Filled Mudslingers who should be censored, outcasted and forgotten about
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'Reilly
George W. Bush
Registered Republicans
People who voted Republican in the last election
People who make more than 50K a year and ARE NOT unionized.
Examples of Progressive Mudslingers armed with Moral Authority who must exercise 1st Amendment rights at all times:
Alva Goldbook
Mikael Rudolph
Mike Malloy
Air America
The DNC
Registered Democrats
Registered Democrats who have "crossed over". (Necro-proxies)
Bob Woodward
Those who are friends with Bob Woodward
Bob Woodward's family
Bob Woodward’s pets
Buddy the Labrador
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Mudslinging is inherently wrong, mean spirited and can expose someone as being insecure, stupid and immature...Don't forget "as being a corporatist fascist." I learned that one at a party last saturday night.
1) Bear, Soviet: Symbol of the Glorious Motherland, The SOVIET UNION*
*"A peace-loving, people-supported nation of yesterday that should be remembered with fondness, like a utopian wonderland. Having been disolved because of un-fair practices done by the West, it should be seen as a martyr for The People's cause. Many college-aged students show homage to it by wearing clothing embrazen with its symbols and acronym -CCCP-, a testement that it's memory of greatness will live on, despite evil neo-con intentions." - Hammer & Sickle
2) Bear Market: In a Free Market**, a prolonged period in which investment prices fall, accompanied by widespread pessimism
**"A market in which supply and demand are unregulated resulting in exploitation of the masses and unfair pricing schemes designed to enrich oligarchs. The State is set in opposition to the free market to protect the people. The State controlls the free market excesses by redistributing ill-gained wealth to the people. At any time, a citizen may contact his local citizen representative to request further regulation. Regulation will be attempted whenever possible to prevent collapse of the Peoples' State." - Leonid Fuku
3) Bears, The Right to Arm: The natural and bloody outcome of combining public edukation in a Free Market** economy in order to teach the 2nd Amendment to the American Constitution (see also, The Right to Bear Arms).
Personally, I take my second amendment right seriously, and have several stuffed bear arms above the mantelpiece in my new hunting lodge in one of this countries national parks.
Lastly, I find it a coincidence that the bear is not only the symbol for soviet power, but also the mascot of California.
Premier Betty
First of all, I don't think that arming bears is that great of an idea.Like fishin' with dynamite...
Necro-proxy
A necro-proxy is anything or anybody that is deceased or has ceased to function that has the full privilege and right of voting Democrat in every election.
Examples of a necro-proxy:
- Josef Stalin
- Robert Byrd
- Babe Ruth
- George Washington
- Dead animals that have been personified (Mr. Bloopers the Goldfish)
- Dead plants with human-like names (KimIlsungia - flower)
Second Dimensional Voter
A Second Dimensional Voter (SDV) is a fictitious person, place or thing that is guaranteed the right to vote Democrat (for as many times as they like) as outlined in the United States Constitution.
Examples of a SDV:
- Captain Nemo
- Peter Pan
- Darth Vader
- Indiana Jones
- Oliver Twist
- Berungia
- Punchenkoland
- Harold, God of Zippers
- Woozelwazzlepurjumper
- Crabikistan
Trans-Universal Voter
A Trans-Universal Voter is anyone who happens to dwell in one of many infinite parallel universes who wish to vote Democrat (all of whom vote Democrat 100% of the time). Voters from a parallel universe send their absentee ballots via black hole to be properly tabulated by a highly trained and accredited Democrat Election Official to count in any tight race in the nation.
Example: In this universe I am Chairman M.S. Punchenko. In the parallel universe I am Director J.S. Pervenko - both myself and my parallel self vote Democrat, and both votes collectively constitute twenty-nine votes a piece.
Another example: Comrade Otis becomes Brother Gertrude. Laika the Space Dog becomes Binky the Space Cat. Comrade Red Square becomes Brother Blue Circle. Yes, in the other universe a Democrat is a Republican and a Republican is a Democrat. This simply means all Republican votes easily translate into Democrat votes in this universe as well as all Democrat votes translate into Democrat votes also. Either way you want to look at it, we win regardless of Party affiliation in the other universe(s). This is a very complicated topic and can only be further explained by a civil-rights lawyer or by a professional under-paid educator within Academia .
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
So all Republican votes easily translate into Democrat votes in this universe as well as all Democrat votes translate into Democrat votes also. Either way you want to look at it, we win regardless of Party affiliation in the other universe(s). This is a very complicated topic and can only be further explained by a civil-rights lawyer or by a professional under-paid educator within Academia .Ouch, that gives me a headache. It's like trying to understand Stephen Hawking. You're really smart.
Margaret
Ouch, that gives me a headache. It's like trying to understand Stephen Hawking. You're really smart.I'm the pride of the NEA!
Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda
You forgot about the sufferage of appliances and vegetables!!!... are you talking about suffering... or suffrage... or the pain of knowing your vote will count for nothing...
... apparently, there's actually something called cyborg suffrage... a political offshoot of cyborg feminism... I'm frightened...
Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda
oops...oops?... what d'ya mean "oops?"... now I'm more frightened...
...personally, I think it's a good compound noun to add to the glossary... "SUFFERAGE: the pain one feels when they realize that their vote counts for nothing"... credit where credit it due.
Point: Pravda!
suffrage was what I meant (I'm sure you gathered that MS. Kanadijan)...but suffer-RAGE fits perfectly to how I feel when my informed, rational vote is cancelled out by some dipshit mime in MN...
The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ is merely the Hope™ a Party Official uses to spur selflessness, revolutionary zeal and utter self-destruction in order to advance the revolution to its climax. Such an example of mentioning The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ can only be demonstrated in a dialogue between a prole and a Party Official.
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Prole: Comrade Commissar; when will The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ come?
Commissar: Why next Tuesday of course! That is why we need you to sacrifice more today in order to achieve The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ – a world where there will be no more want and where all your needs will be met by the State.
7 days later…
Prole: Comrade Commissar; today is Tuesday and still we haven’t achieved ideal Communism? Why is this?
Commissar: Silly Comrade; I said The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ would come NEXT TUESDAY…NOT THIS TUESDAY- BUT NEXT TUESDAY! That is why you need to work harder for us to get there!
Prole: Oh OK, whatever you say Comrade Commissar!
7 days later…
Prole: Comrade Commissar, today is next Tuesday – yet we still toil and starve to achieve pure ideal Communism? You promised us the utopia would come today!
Commissar: No, no… I said NEXT TUESDAY! Now run along and dig a ditch over there, OK?
Prole: <digs> is this deep enough?
Commissar: Yes, that’s excellent! Now go stand in it and close your eyes!
Prole: OK!
Commissar: <pulls>
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I think you get the picture now why it is always important to mention The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ to the hapless unwashed masses – our socialist utopia depends on it!
Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
Please tell me that the myriad calamities brought on by Global Warming will not occur on the Day After The Progressive World of Next Tuesday.It doesn't matter... the day after, we'll all be on our way to Potyomkingrad in our Big Red Mothership Cubes...
If you click the picture of the Potyomkingrad 11 SpacePort below you will meet a happy young communist couple enjoying the bliss of communal life on Potyomkingrad 11:
I am so happy to see Ptyomkingrad 11 SpacePort, complete with "reformed" Trotsky Stuffed Thing and Poor Grieving Moonbat Lady in a better place. It gives us all hope... Hope that I will be on Ptyomkingrad 12...
... Poor Moonbat Lady... Still... Ptyomkingrad 11 is lovely...
SMO.
Politics Student
PratThe People who made this website, who seem to have no idea about Political Throey or Thought.
In fact it would suprise me if they have any thoughts at all.
You shall report to your nearest re-education camp under penalty of having the crap beat out of you by a bunch of angry pesants with shovels.
Kommissar Betty
PRAT
Actually... it's also an acronym Predicted Rage Against Target... Hmmm... Politics Student, you sound like an AWM to me... and A PRAT: meaning a backside... bottom... arse... set of buttocks... derriere... rear... fanny... keister... hindquarters...
Though I s'pose we can forgive you your general inability to count - "people" being plural and "prat" being singular... we are, after all, a mindless collective so I guess we've as much as asked to be lumped together into a single, simple mind...
POLITICAL STUDENT
Generally self-important humourless simulacrum of an individual purporting to desire education but who in reality, is incapable of doing more than parroting the doctrine his keepers programme him with. See also: Toff, Git, Bore, Mulva, Puppet, Troll.
<yeah... I know he's long gone, but it felt good... >
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Hey,SMO - I'm majoring in Political Science too ya know!Yes... you are STUDYING Political Science... You don't identify yourself as Politics Student... two are very different things. Prat could be studying Lesbianism in Womyn's Gothic Literature and could call itself Politics Student... Could be taking workshop to become assistant manager at RadioShack and could call itself Politics Student... Is probably studying to be a social worker...
You are Chairman Meowsevitch S. Punchenko, and though you are a student of Political Science, you are no Politics Student. You are a Cubist!
Now get down in that bunker and smack that hooker on the ass... NOW!
of or relating to a system of posting on websites that is abusive, intimidating, demeaning, and is done for no other reason than to raise the ire of those who frequent the website.
Trolltalitarianism. A trolltalitarian regime.
The evolutionary link between a real Amerikan and a poor interloping worker wanting to support his family by doing work Amerikans "won't do" in exchange for full access to the Socialized Welfare system and providing the impetus for it's expansion.
Hsuicide
A failed attempt to protect Hillary.- A person who won't take one for the team and inconveniently refuses to die when ordered.
- Botched suicide.
"Some people have skeletons in their closet, I just have Hsus." - Hillary
Q: What are Hillary's favorite kind of nuts?
A: Ca$h Hsu's
Originally the close-minded notion that there is an objective basis for understanding the truth through the reactionary methods of reason and logic. This has been discredited by the implementation of 'alternative ways of knowing', which is thinking outside the brain, whereby one can envision the fake but accurate underlying truth.
This is the methodology: A hypothesis is intuited as politically correct and therefore valid by all intents and purposes. At which point evidence is generated and classified as convenient or inconvenient. The convenient good evidence is selected out and the inconvenient bad evidence is explained away or ignored. These facts and truths are then tested by the highly scientific process of polling the experts to create a consensus. Any expert who disagrees is declassified as an expert because to be an expert one must believe the hypothesis. Thus the new, higher reality is approved replacing the lower reality, which is merely proved.
This new modality replaces outmoded empirical imperialism with community-based reality, forming the basis for reality-based communities. In this way, reforming facts to higher collective principles necessarily leads to a realer reality and a truther truth.
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In the progressive community, used to advocate impulsive measures to avoid a perceived danger. When applied to conservatives, "precautionary" becomes "reactionary." For example, if global temperatures have risen 1 degree in 150 years, the Precautionary Principle requires the extreme restructuring of the world's economy and capitalistic ways of life. But any calls for "caution" in such restructuring should be duly labeled "reactionary." In another example, Precaution is always required when dealing with tribal cultures lest we damage the gentle fabric of their existence based on cannibalism, slavery, or genital mutilation. But Precaution is pointless if you rip the vulgar fabric of the Western civilization based on reason, achievement, and personal liberty.
The words "conservative" and "cautionary" may be synonyms in a Thesaurus, but in the world of progressive politics they are complete opposites.
This is the memory of historical events viewed through the progressive filter of the Current Truth. Conventional memory is constrained by history and documented fact. Comfortable Memory is the tool used by the State to enable the People to happily twaddle through life, remembering only what is beneficial for the advancement of Marxism. Comfortable Memory is easily adapted to accommodate changes in the Current Truth as necessary.
Swift-Boating
Coined during the 2004 election stolen by the Criminal Bush and his Cheney/Halliburton cabal, it describes the unwarranted dredging up of facts that are contrary to Comfortable Memory or The Common GoodTM. Example: In 2004, a rag-tag mob of proles dared confront Komrade Kerry with inconvenient truths taken wildly out of context with the intent of inflicting harm upon the State and its Officers.
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I hope this can be added to The People's Glossary. I've always rejected the idea that shitslamaniacs can dictate the term used for describing me and my ilk. I don't fear shitslam, I simply find it repulsive to the nth degree.
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Your money + our socialist pet projects = Public Investments
Socialized health care? Public investment. Pissing cash on the the teacher's unions? Public investment. Nationalizing U.S. industries/businesses? Public investment. Removing thought criminals and sending them to a forced labor camp? One again, a public investment.
I was browsing through the People'sGloassaryTM and I could not find a definition for the term Tolerance. Because this word is the capstone of most socialist philosophies and it the typical entry point during their assimilation of other societies, I thought it would be appropriate to try and define it for the Cube.
For your consideration for the People's GlossaryTM the word Tolerance defined.
Tolerance:
Is a major tool in The Party's armormentarium that is frequently employed in social, cultural and religious contexts to describe attitudes and practices that prohibit discrimination against those practices or group memberships that may be disapproved of by those in the majority.
The Party understands that Liberal Tolerance is a duplicitous term and it is not what it appears to be when taken for face value. This subtle verbal weapon which can be applied in multiple circumstances by trained Party Officials is actually a partisan philosophical perspective with its own set of dogmas specifically set against the principles of Conservatism.
The term Tolerance of course assumes a relativistic view of moral and religious knowledge. This assumption has been used to carefully indoctrinate the way many people think about issues such as homosexuality, abortion rights, and religious truth claims, leading them to believe that a liberally tolerant posture concerning these issues is the correct one and that by its very nature ought to be reflected in our laws and customs. However, the oblivious "feel-good" masses do not realize that this posture is actually very dogmatic, intolerant, and coercive, for it asserts that there is only one correct view on these issues, and if one does not comply with it, one will face public ridicule, demagogic tactics, and perhaps legal reprisals. The hidden but logical deduction would be that Liberal Tolerance is neither liberal nor tolerant.
By absolute necessity Liberal Tolerance is grounded in relativism, the view that no one point of view on moral and religious knowledge is objectively correct for every person in every time and place. This notion, as force-fed into popular culture by our Mainstream Media, depends heavily on pluralism, the reality of a plurality of different and contrary opinions on religious and moral matters.
This convoluted and mired thinking process creates a wondrous backdrop which works to our advantage. It causes the unsuspecting in our culture to conclude that one cannot say that one's view on religious and moral matters is better than anyone else's view. For example, they assert that it is a mistake to claim that one's religious beliefs are exclusively correct and that believers in other faiths, no matter how sincere or devoted, hold false beliefs. Thus, religious inclusivism is the correct position to hold. Relativism, pluralism, and religious inclusivism are the backbones in our creed of Liberal Tolerance. Tolerance masquerades as open, tolerant, and liberating, but in reality is dogmatic, partisan, and coercive and does not and cannot tolerate any rivals.
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