The People's Cube gives itself "Hero of Socialist Labor" medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its glorious foreign and domestic policies.
Historical note: "Hero of Socialist Labor" medal is awarded for heroic efforts in transforming the U.S.A. into the United Socialist States of America (U.S.S.A.)
I say an extra ration of beet vodka all round is called for!
And to those who were quick to point out the presence of suspicious PDF layers in our original certificate:
You obviously have too much time on your hands and we have ways to remedy that!
Hey! Can we get George $oro$ to present it to us?
HAIL OBAMA 2012!!!!
Is there a comrade who will 2nd our nomination?
In addition, this medal has now been added to the Clipart section in our "Editor for the Rich" to facilitate further award ceremonies. The reason that it hadn't been added before (2012) was that we had exceeded our quota of awards for that Five-Year Plan. In this Five-Year Plan, however, the all-caring Party has wisely decided to raise our award quota.