Apparently the farts from cows in the USSA are creating more methane than previously thought. Dear Leader must divert his attention from less important matters like Obamacare, Iran, Benghazi, Fast N Furious, etc. to put a stop to this immediately!
I say he give the sex toy industry
Wavers for the rich!
The United States is spewing 50 percent more methane — a potent heat-trapping gas — than previously thought, a new study says. Most of it is coming from the federal government in Washington, D.C.
Much of that extra methane, also called natural gas, seems to be coming from the EPA offices, including manure, belches, and flatulence, caused by abundant taxpayer-funded lunches, dinners, and breakfasts compliant with Michelle Obama's recommended arugula diet.
Bovine community outraged by flatulence coming from Washington DC.
SubvetIn the interests of Party efficiency couldn't these emissions be collected and then released into the vans transporting kulaks to reeducation camps? Waste not, want not.
Truly? I have always been taught that waste is good because it justifies increased budget for next year. "Use it or lose it" was our motto.