Frequently
Asked
Questions

Login and Registration Issues

» Why can’t I login?

There are several reasons why this could occur. First, ensure your username and password are correct. If they are, contact the board owner to make sure you haven’t been banned. It is also possible the website owner has a configuration error on their end, and they would need to fix it.

» Why do I need to register at all?

You may not have to, it is up to the administrator of the board as to whether you need to register in order to post messages. However; registration will give you access to additional features not available to guest users such as definable avatar images, private messaging, emailing of fellow users, usergroup subscription, etc. It only takes a few moments to register so it is recommended you do so.

» Why do I get logged off automatically?

If you do not check the Log me in automatically box when you login, the board will only keep you logged in for a preset time. This prevents misuse of your account by anyone else. To stay logged in, check the box during login. This is not recommended if you access the board from a shared computer, e.g. library, internet cafe, university computer lab, etc. If you do not see this checkbox, it means the board administrator has disabled this feature.

» How do I prevent my username appearing in the online user listings?

Within your User Control Panel, under “Board preferences”, you will find the option Hide your online status. Enable this option with Yes and you will only appear to the administrators, moderators and yourself. You will be counted as a hidden user.

» I’ve lost my password!

Don’t panic! While your password cannot be retrieved, it can easily be reset. Visit the login page and click I’ve forgotten my password. Follow the instructions and you should be able to log in again shortly.

» I registered but cannot login!

First, check your username and password. If they are correct, then one of two things may have happened. If COPPA support is enabled and you specified being under 13 years old during registration, you will have to follow the instructions you received. Some boards will also require new registrations to be activated, either by yourself or by an administrator before you can logon; this information was present during registration. If you were sent an e-mail, follow the instructions. If you did not receive an e-mail, you may have provided an incorrect e-mail address or the e-mail may have been picked up by a spam filer. If you are sure the e-mail address you provided is correct, try contacting an administrator.

» I registered in the past but cannot login any more?!

Attempt to locate the e-mail sent to you when you first registered, check your username and password and try again. It is possible an administrator has deactivated or deleted your account for some reason. Also, many boards periodically remove users who have not posted for a long time to reduce the size of the database. If this has happened, try registering again and being more involved in discussions.

» What is COPPA?

COPPA, or the Child Online Privacy and Protection Act of 1998, is a law in the United States requiring websites which can potentially collect information from minors under the age of 13 to have written parental consent or some other method of legal guardian acknowledgment, allowing the collection of personally identifiable information from a minor under the age of 13. If you are unsure if this applies to you as someone trying to register or to the website you are trying to register on, contact legal counsel for assistance. Please note that the phpBB Group cannot provide legal advice and is not a point of contact for legal concerns of any kind, except as outlined below.

» Why can’t I register?

It is possible the website owner has banned your IP address or disallowed the username you are attempting to register. The website owner could have also disabled registration to prevent new visitors from signing up. Contact a board administrator for assistance.

» What does the “Delete all board cookies” do?

“Delete all board cookies” deletes the cookies created by phpBB which keep you authenticated and logged into the board. It also provides functions such as read tracking if they have been enabled by the board owner. If you are having login or logout problems, deleting board cookies may help.

User Preferences and settings

» How do I change my settings?

If you are a registered user, all your settings are stored in the board database. To alter them, visit your User Control Panel; a link can usually be found at the top of board pages. This system will allow you to change all your settings and preferences.

» The times are not correct!

It is possible the time displayed is from a timezone different from the one you are in. If this is the case, visit your User Control Panel and change your timezone to match your particular area, e.g. London, Paris, New York, Sydney, etc. Please note that changing the timezone, like most settings, can only be done by registered users. If you are not registered, this is a good time to do so.

» I changed the timezone and the time is still wrong!

If you are sure you have set the timezone and Summer Time/DST correctly and the time is still incorrect, then the time stored on the server clock is incorrect. Please notify an administrator to correct the problem.

» My language is not in the list!

Either the administrator has not installed your language or nobody has translated this board into your language. Try asking the board administrator if they can install the language pack you need. If the language pack does not exist, feel free to create a new translation. More information can be found at the phpBB website (see link at the bottom of board pages).

» How do I show an image along with my username?

There are two images which may appear along with a username when viewing posts. One of them may be an image associated with your rank, generally in the form of stars, blocks or dots, indicating how many posts you have made or your status on the board. Another, usually a larger image, is known as an avatar and is generally unique or personal to each user. It is up to the board administrator to enable avatars and to choose the way in which avatars can be made available. If you are unable to use avatars, contact a board administrator and ask them for their reasons.

» What is my rank and how do I change it?

Ranks, which appear below your username, indicate the number of posts you have made or identify certain users, e.g. moderators and administrators. In general, you cannot directly change the wording of any board ranks as they are set by the board administrator. Please do not abuse the board by posting unnecessarily just to increase your rank. Most boards will not tolerate this and the moderator or administrator will simply lower your post count.

» When I click the e-mail link for a user it asks me to login?

Only registered users can send e-mail to other users via the built-in e-mail form, and only if the administrator has enabled this feature. This is to prevent malicious use of the e-mail system by anonymous users.

Posting Issues

» How do I post a topic in a forum?

To post a new topic in a forum, click the relevant button on either the forum or topic screens. You may need to register before you can post a message. A list of your permissions in each forum is available at the bottom of the forum and topic screens. Example: You can post new topics, You can vote in polls, etc.

» How do I edit or delete a post?

Unless you are a board administrator or moderator, you can only edit or delete your own posts. You can edit a post by clicking the edit button for the relevant post, sometimes for only a limited time after the post was made. If someone has already replied to the post, you will find a small piece of text output below the post when you return to the topic which lists the number of times you edited it along with the date and time. This will only appear if someone has made a reply; it will not appear if a moderator or administrator edited the post, though they may leave a note as to why they’ve edited the post at their own discretion. Please note that normal users cannot delete a post once someone has replied.

» How do I add a signature to my post?

To add a signature to a post you must first create one via your User Control Panel. Once created, you can check the Attach a signature box on the posting form to add your signature. You can also add a signature by default to all your posts by checking the appropriate radio button in your profile. If you do so, you can still prevent a signature being added to individual posts by un-checking the add signature box within the posting form.

» How do I create a poll?

When posting a new topic or editing the first post of a topic, click the “Poll creation” tab below the main posting form; if you cannot see this, you do not have appropriate permissions to create polls. Enter a title and at least two options in the appropriate fields, making sure each option is on a separate line in the textarea. You can also set the number of options users may select during voting under “Options per user”, a time limit in days for the poll (0 for infinite duration) and lastly the option to allow users to amend their votes.

» Why can’t I add more poll options?

The limit for poll options is set by the board administrator. If you feel you need to add more options to your poll then the allowed amount, contact the board administrator.

» How do I edit or delete a poll?

As with posts, polls can only be edited by the original poster, a moderator or an administrator. To edit a poll, click to edit the first post in the topic; this always has the poll associated with it. If no one has cast a vote, users can delete the poll or edit any poll option. However, if members have already placed votes, only moderators or administrators can edit or delete it. This prevents the poll’s options from being changed mid-way through a poll.

» Why can’t I access a forum?

Some forums may be limited to certain users or groups. To view, read, post or perform another action you may need special permissions. Contact a moderator or board administrator to grant you access.

» Why can’t I add attachments?

Attachment permissions are granted on a per forum, per group, or per user basis. The board administrator may not have allowed attachments to be added for the specific forum you are posting in, or perhaps only certain groups can post attachments. Contact the board administrator if you are unsure about why you are unable to add attachments.

» Why did I receive a warning?

Each board administrator has their own set of rules for their site. If you have broken a rule, you may be issued a warning. Please note that this is the board administrator’s decision, and the phpBB Group has nothing to do with the warnings on the given site. Contact the board administrator if you are unsure about why you were issued a warning.

» How can I report posts to a moderator?

If the board administrator has allowed it, you should see a button for reporting posts next to the post you wish to report. Clicking this will walk you through the steps necessary to report the post.

» What is the “Save” button for in topic posting?

This allows you to save passages to be completed and submitted at a later date. To reload a saved passage, visit the User Control Panel.

» Why does my post need to be approved?

The board administrator may have decided that posts in the forum you are posting to require review before submission. It is also possible that the administrator has placed you in a group of users whose posts require review before submission. Please contact the board administrator for further details.

» How do I bump my topic?

By clicking the “Bump topic” link when you are viewing it, you can “bump” the topic to the top of the forum on the first page. However, if you do not see this, then topic bumping may be disabled or the time allowance between bumps has not yet been reached. It is also possible to bump the topic simply by replying to it, however, be sure to follow the board rules when doing so.

Formatting and Topic Types

» What is BBCode?

BBCode is a special implementation of HTML, offering great formatting control on particular objects in a post. The use of BBCode is granted by the administrator, but it can also be disabled on a per post basis from the posting form. BBCode itself is similar in style to HTML, but tags are enclosed in square brackets [ and ] rather than < and >. For more information on BBCode see the guide which can be accessed from the posting page.

» Can I use HTML?

No. It is not possible to post HTML on this board and have it rendered as HTML. Most formatting which can be carried out using HTML can be applied using BBCode instead.

» What are Smilies?

Smilies, or Emoticons, are small images which can be used to express a feeling using a short code, e.g. :) denotes happy, while :( denotes sad. The full list of emoticons can be seen in the posting form. Try not to overuse smilies, however, as they can quickly render a post unreadable and a moderator may edit them out or remove the post altogether. The board administrator may also have set a limit to the number of smilies you may use within a post.

» Can I post images?

Yes, images can be shown in your posts. If the administrator has allowed attachments, you may be able to upload the image to the board. Otherwise, you must link to an image stored on a publicly accessible web server, e.g. http://www.example.com/my-picture.gif. You cannot link to pictures stored on your own PC (unless it is a publicly accessible server) nor images stored behind authentication mechanisms, e.g. hotmail or yahoo mailboxes, password protected sites, etc. To display the image use the BBCode [img] tag.

» What are global announcements?

Global announcements contain important information and you should read them whenever possible. They will appear at the top of every forum and within your User Control Panel. Global announcement permissions are granted by the board administrator.

» What are announcements?

Announcements often contain important information for the forum you are currently reading and you should read them whenever possible. Announcements appear at the top of every page in the forum to which they are posted. As with global announcements, announcement permissions are granted by the board administrator.

» What are sticky topics?

Sticky topics within the forum appear below announcements and only on the first page. They are often quite important so you should read them whenever possible. As with announcements and global announcements, sticky topic permissions are granted by the board administrator.

» What are locked topics?

Locked topics are topics where users can no longer reply and any poll it contained was automatically ended. Topics may be locked for many reasons and were set this way by either the forum moderator or board administrator. You may also be able to lock your own topics depending on the permissions you are granted by the board administrator.

» What are topic icons?

Topic icons are author chosen images associated with posts to indicate their content. The ability to use topic icons depends on the permissions set by the board administrator.

User Levels and Groups

» What are Administrators?

Administrators are members assigned with the highest level of control over the entire board. These members can control all facets of board operation, including setting permissions, banning users, creating usergroups or moderators, etc., dependent upon the board founder and what permissions he or she has given the other administrators. They may also have full moderator capabilities in all forums, depending on the settings put forth by the board founder.

» What are Moderators?

Moderators are individuals (or groups of individuals) who look after the forums from day to day. They have the authority to edit or delete posts and lock, unlock, move, delete and split topics in the forum they moderate. Generally, moderators are present to prevent users from going off-topic or posting abusive or offensive material.

» What are usergroups?

Usergroups are groups of users that divide the community into manageable sections board administrators can work with. Each user can belong to several groups and each group can be assigned individual permissions. This provides an easy way for administrators to change permissions for many users at once, such as changing moderator permissions or granting users access to a private forum.

» Where are the usergroups and how do I join one?

You can view all usergroups via the “Usergroups” link within your User Control Panel. If you would like to join one, proceed by clicking the appropriate button. Not all groups have open access, however. Some may require approval to join, some may be closed and some may even have hidden memberships. If the group is open, you can join it by clicking the appropriate button. If a group requires approval to join you may request to join by clicking the appropriate button. The user group leader will need to approve your request and may ask why you want to join the group. Please do not harass a group leader if they reject your request; they will have their reasons.

» How do I become a usergroup leader?

A usergroup leader is usually assigned when usergroups are initially created by a board administrator. If you are interested in creating a usergroup, your first point of contact should be an administrator; try sending a private message.

» Why do some usergroups appear in a different colour?

It is possible for the board administrator to assign a colour to the members of a usergroup to make it easy to identify the members of this group.

» What is a “Default usergroup”?

If you are a member of more than one usergroup, your default is used to determine which group colour and group rank should be shown for you by default. The board administrator may grant you permission to change your default usergroup via your User Control Panel.

» What is “The team” link?

This page provides you with a list of board staff, including board administrators and moderators and other details such as the forums they moderate.

Private Messaging

» I cannot send private messages!

There are three reasons for this; you are not registered and/or not logged on, the board administrator has disabled private messaging for the entire board, or the board administrator has prevented you from sending messages. Contact a board administrator for more information.

» I keep getting unwanted private messages!

You can block a user from sending you private messages by using message rules within your User Control Panel. If you are receiving abusive private messages from a particular user, inform a board administrator; they have the power to prevent a user from sending private messages.

» I have received a spamming or abusive e-mail from someone on this board!

We are sorry to hear that. The e-mail form feature of this board includes safeguards to try and track users who send such posts, so e-mail the board administrator with a full copy of the e-mail you received. It is very important that this includes the headers that contain the details of the user that sent the e-mail. The board administrator can then take action.

Friends and Foes

» What are my Friends and Foes lists?

You can use these lists to organise other members of the board. Members added to your friends list will be listed within your User Control Panel for quick access to see their online status and to send them private messages. Subject to template support, posts from these users may also be highlighted. If you add a user to your foes list, any posts they make will be hidden by default.

» How can I add / remove users to my Friends or Foes list?

You can add users to your list in two ways. Within each user’s profile, there is a link to add them to either your Friend or Foe list. Alternatively, from your User Control Panel, you can directly add users by entering their member name. You may also remove users from your list using the same page.

Searching the Forums

» How can I search a forum or forums?

Enter a search term in the search box located on the index, forum or topic pages. Advanced search can be accessed by clicking the “Advance Search” link which is available on all pages on the forum. How to access the search may depend on the style used.

» Why does my search return no results?

Your search was probably too vague and included many common terms which are not indexed by phpBB3. Be more specific and use the options available within Advanced search.

» Why does my search return a blank page!?

Your search returned too many results for the webserver to handle. Use “Advanced search” and be more specific in the terms used and forums that are to be searched.

» How do I search for members?

Visit to the “Members” page and click the “Find a member” link.

» How can I find my own posts and topics?

Your own posts can be retrieved either by clicking the “Search user’s posts” within the User Control Panel or via your own profile page. To search for your topics, use the Advanced search page and fill in the various options appropriately.

Topic Subscriptions and Bookmarks

» What is the difference between bookmarking and subscribing?

Bookmarking in phpBB3 is much like bookmarking in your web browser. You aren’t alerted when there’s an update, but you can come back to the topic later. Subscribing, however, will notify you when there is an update to the topic or forum on the board via your preferred method or methods.

» How do I subscribe to specific forums or topics?

To subscribe to a specific forum, click the “Subscribe forum” link upon entering the forum. To subscribe to a topic, reply to the topic with the subscribe checkbox checked or click the “Subscribe topic” link within the topic itself.

» How do I remove my subscriptions?

To remove your subscriptions, go to your User Control Panel and follow the links to your subscriptions.

Attachments

» What attachments are allowed on this board?

Each board administrator can allow or disallow certain attachment types. If you are unsure what is allowed to be uploaded, contact the board administrator for assistance.

» How do I find all my attachments?

To find your list of attachments that you have uploaded, go to your User Control Panel and follow the links to the attachments section.

phpBB 3 Issues

» Who wrote this bulletin board?

This software (in its unmodified form) is produced, released and is copyright phpBB Group. It is made available under the GNU General Public License and may be freely distributed. See the link for more details.

» Why isn’t X feature available?

This software was written by and licensed through phpBB Group. If you believe a feature needs to be added, please visit the phpbb.com website and see what phpBB Group have to say. Please do not post feature requests to the board at phpbb.com, the group uses SourceForge to handle tasking of new features. Please read through the forums and see what, if any, our position may already be for a feature and then follow the procedure given there.

» Who do I contact about abusive and/or legal matters related to this board?

Any of the administrators listed on the “The team” page should be an appropriate point of contact for your complaints. If this still gets no response then you should contact the owner of the domain (do a whois lookup) or, if this is running on a free service (e.g. Yahoo!, free.fr, f2s.com, etc.), the management or abuse department of that service. Please note that the phpBB Group has absolutely no jurisdiction and cannot in any way be held liable over how, where or by whom this board is used. Do not contact the phpBB Group in relation to any legal (cease and desist, liable, defamatory comment, etc.) matter not directly related to the phpBB.com website or the discrete software of phpBB itself. If you do e-mail phpBB Group about any third party use of this software then you should expect a terse response or no response at all.

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Obama Administration demands secrecy in implementing 'transparent government' policy

Foreign policy mixup leads to Obama's order that helps US

Global happiness index compiled by Peoples Cube researchers shows ThePeoplesCube.com is best and happiest website, has healthiest babies, most bountiful beet harvests, enjoys wisest leader

Babies 'R' Us launches in-crib air traffic controller monitor to put little ones off to sleep

Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'

Ken Burns' DVD "The Domestic Contingency Operation" #1 on Amazon

As French troops close in on Côte d'Ivoire's President, Code Pink condemns France's 'War for Chocolate'

Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres'; also renames Passover 'Please don't kill the first born in this house,' and Ramadam to 'Eat after dark, put on 20lbs'

Government shutdown averted, which means the hard-working unionized masses at the IRS will continue, without interruption, to write letters kindly asking citizens to "pay their fair share"

Media Matters reporting: Fox News to execute Glenn Beck next Tuesday

Conde Nast gave $8m to scammer who sent one email; elsewhere, electorate gave four years to scammer who had one slogan

Obama 2012: It's a Kinetic Voter Action, not a reelection campaign

As Japanese workers stuff newspapers into nuclear reactor to stop toxic leakage, questions arise if stuffing nuclear reactor into New York Times might bring similar beneficial results

Jihadists Without Borders rush to aid Libyian rebels

Obama skips trip to Mayan ruins, returns home to visit ruins of America instead

Apple unveils iPad 2.0; Obama unveils Bush 2.0

Biden: US troops in Libya could help save or create thousands of civilian lives

Maintaining two wars while starting a third proves easy for Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama

Mainstream media learns to stop worrying and love the war

NYT: Sometimes war can be the answer

New York Times Crossword Obama Libya Cartoon NPR: War with Libya to reduce unemployment and carbon footprint

MSNBC: Counting civilian deaths in Libya too complicated

Obama suggests No-Fly Zone in Libya be modeled on his No-Decision Zone at White House

Nuke workers in Japan take advice from progressives, jam huge piece of regulation into reactor to cool it

Obama to Japanese people: 'Play golf and basketball; problems will go away'

Obama buys fiddle, heads to Rome

Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights

Hawaii: Tsunami washes away Obama's birth certficate, forcing Gov. Abercrombie to give up on investigation

Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke

Libya became the first country to formally recognize rebels' SSauthority in the state of Wisconsin

Meanwhile, Libyan rebels are fleeing after sustained attacks by government employees loyal to Colonel Gaddafi

Rumors of 'rape for food' treatment spread in UN refugee camps for Democrat senators fleeing Wisconsin

Mainstream media to keep up current protest coverage policy in Wisconsin: "See no Union, hear no Union"

Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness

Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"

Obama prayer breakfast features environmentally conscious and progressive god, as opposed to evil oppressor god of Bush years

Joe Biden: Egypt protests just a big pyramid scheme

Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches; Reagan: Tear down this wall; Obama: Follow me on twitter

Facebook sponsorship of Arab revolutions questioned by some

Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh

Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know"

Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending

Communist leader and Hu Jintau give joint White House press conference

Abortion horror in Philly: pro-choice activists need to tone down rhetoric

NARAL releases photo of Palin graphic with cross hairs over fetus

China's president calls international currency 'product of the past', wishes to use shiny clam shells

Detroit public schools focus on Green education as students harvest materials from abandoned school buildings to finance Teachers Union benefits

Obama eases Cuba travel: 30 refugees per raft instead of previous 20

Al Sharpton voices concern in the aftermath of New York City blizzard: disproportionate amount of city snowmen are white

New federal entitlement unveiled: all memorials to have Yaqui pray reader

New Democrat plan to enhance civility requires all GOP members to attend professionally managed Republicans Anonymous sessions

MSNBC: Congresswoman being shot in right side of head a proof that violence comes from the right

DHS 'see something, say something' program scrapped due to overload of whistle-blowing tips about DHS and the Obama administration

"No Labels" movement hits supermarkets with disastrous results

Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer

ACLU: Christmas tree lighting ceremonies create more terrorists

Obama leaving press conference marks beginning of gradual withdrawal from White House by 2012

Al Qaeda establishes 'Off with their heads' scholarship fund for British students

Jeremiah Wright goes to Stockholm with a sermon 'Sweden's chickens are coming home to roost'

Obama warns Sweden not to jump to conclusions: 'not all suicide bombers are terrorists'

Muslim woman guilty of drunk driving won't remove scarf for jail photo

New York Times sues Wikileaks for unauthorized release of its business model: "We're the ones stealing military secrets!"

Democrat voters frustrated over Wikileaks failure to implicate Bush in stealing Iraqi oil

White House considers launching a Wikidiaper website

Gibbs: basketball game in which Obama split his lip was started by Bush

Obama names his 12 lip stitches "Mark, Luke, John, Matthew, Paul, Peter..."

Newest TSA slogan "Smell my finger" turns out to be an inside joke

North Korea attacks; American peace groups quickly react by not organizing antiwar marches, not burning DPRK flags, not painting Hitler mustache on effigies of Kim Jung Il, and not chanting "peace now"

Hollywood refuses to brand Kim Jung Il war monger and lying liar, sends Oliver Stone on fact-finding mission

Study: a Google search for body count website listing civilian deaths in Korea brought no results

Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years

Irish economy in a shambles but who cares; St Patrick�s day is only 4 months away

Obama to cut Medicare as soon as debt panel finds a way to blame it on Republicans

Aging Democratic Party Politburo refuses to give way to younger apparatchiks

Soros escape pod seen over Los Angeles; clueless Pentagon denies 'action by U.S. adversary,' searches ocean bed for hatches and trap doors

Just in: fall of USSR result of not speaking to people effectively, teleprompters not having been invented yet

Obama to America: "Mumbai is awesome! Wish you were here. Wire money"

Obama's final appeal to voters: Have the courage and integrity to rubber stamp my rubber stamps!

Obama distances from himself in Charlottesville to woo Virginia voters

Juan Williams hired by Fox News to represent liberals; show titled You've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all

Google expands maps and street views to include Google Colonoscopy: zero in on target and get detailed view with few clicks of mouse. New program supported by several gov't agencies, most notably IRS

New polling indicates American voters no longer want change, they just want their money back

Democrats launch "Take Our Jobs" campaign as only seven Americans agreed to vote for them

Obama ends war, blames Iraq car explosions on faulty non-union manufactured spare parts

Democrats pull troops out of Iraq to fight the 'real war' on Christine O' Donnell

In effort to appeal to NOW feminists, Christine O'Donnell changes name to Rosie, gains 400lbs

Obama goes to church, worships self

Study: Obama's threat to butn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties

GOP: a Rove by any other name still smells the same

Imam Rauf finds a peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'

New Yorkers to Rauf: 'move mosque to Mecca; Ground Zero at location can be arranged'

Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet

General Petraeus: non-halal meals, uncovered female Americans endanger U.S. troops

U.S. forces in Afghanistan brace for backlash after President's message on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipur

Cardboard cutouts used to fill empty seats for Obama's appearance as Obama takes credit for creating jobs in cardboard-cutout sector

Taliban commanders warn that a plan to build Ground Zero mosque could provoke violence against their troops and operatives overseas

MSNBC suggests Florida church burn Bible instead of Koran; fewer pages mean smaller carbon footprint

New York Neighbors for American Values offer to voluntarily behead themselves to prove tolerance to Muslims; rabbi Arthur Waskow offers to self-incinerate in oven instead

The U.N. posthumously awards all French military personal that served during May of 1940 a medal for Courageous Restraint

White House revises policy to announce when President is at work instead of announcing when he is going on vacation

Seattle: sonic booms of fighter jets shatter glass, stimulate economy

Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs

White House: Spanish vacation saved or created 3,427 jobs

Pelosi issues recall of House, citing electoral safety concerns

Obama's lack of cojones a bold-face lie: proof

Bin Laden New York Times Cartoon Elton John Working On Anti-Obama Musical

Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China

Shirley Sherrod accepts apology, gets new gov't job in End of Life Counseling

On first visit as Britain's PM, David Cameron chooses a communist state, seeks détente

Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future

GOP challengers promise post-racial presidency after 2012

Doctors: Glenn Beck's worsening eyesight and inability to focus give hope he may yet join other media and follow Obama

Parachuting donkey lands into Vice President's desk, continues business as usual

Obama calls on radical groups to comply with rules for radicals

NAACP condemns racism within al Qaeda: 'We don't have a problem with radicals, we have an issue with their acceptance of white Arab supremacists into their organizations'

Obama denies al-Qaeda stimulus money, redirects funds to 'less racist' man-made disaster management organizations

In view of lasting heat wave, all weather forecasts are temporarily replaced with 'An Inconvenient Truth' infomercials

NAACP strongly denounces The New Black Panthers

Caught in another hateful rant, Mel Gibson apologizes to representatives of hurt communities: Russian mail-order bride community, silicone breast-implant community, slutty clothes designer community, Vegas whore community, rapist community, and personally to Al Sharpton

Europe: Oracle Octopus predicts World Cup winner;
USA: Oracle Dodo predicts economic growth

Today's box office: LeBron knixes New York in a suspense thriller The Field of Nightmares (Tax Them and They Won't Come)

In a last-ditch effort to get popular with Americans, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan reveals she's a Russian spy, photoshops her face on Anna Chapman's nude photos, wins by a landslide

Portland Tribune to receive Pulitzer Prize for best investigative non-reporting of Al Gore's sexual public service blooper

War on Arizona turns to quagmire; Obama sets timetable on American withdrawal by 2011

MSNBC: Obama's firing McChrystal a positive move to bring long-awaited improvement in oil-spill-affected news coverage

Harry Reid changes name to John F Kennedy in last ditch effort to win re-election

White House spokesman Gibbs clarifies why President's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate, by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people-eater riding a tricycle

Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium

President taps Pay Czar for BP payouts to victims: Unions order freighter of champagne

EPA: New climate bill will cost less than a postage stamp a day to those still able to afford a postage stamp

Helen Thomas Gets "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award"

Puzzled media: Apparently, Al Gore is pro-drill

Gay Pride parade in Gaza cancels inclusion of Israeli group

Obama blames Bush for screwing up his 'Don't Make Excuses' grad speech in Kalamazoo, Michigan

Helen Thomas to leave US for ancestral Lebanon to no longer be occupier of La Raza's Land

Following phrase scheduled to appear on every Sunday morning news show: 'What Helen actually ment to say was...'

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Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red

Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears

Democrats introduce bill regulating who can be a politician

BP hires Gaza flotilla peace activists to beat oil back into hole

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