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Memo to President Obama from Year 2010


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seschenbac wrote: ...His audience seems to be mostly amused by his suggestion that people should hope in one hand and defecate in the other, and see which fills up faster.
One hand for hope, the other for change.


Comrade, a brilliant bit of prognostication worthy of the best telephone psychics my maxxed-out credit cards could buy! To plagarize a line (or as Joe Biden would say, compose) from a movie trailer, You have seen the future and it doesn't work.

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Ahh....I see seschenbac got my signal from Year 2047 Juche Obama.

That was only the fifth month of "pre-emptive strikes" leading up to WWIII.
Real war hadn't been declared yet.
Two weeks later, failed uprisings in London, Paris, and Brussels were routinely put down by the Euro-Sharia Guard. The Arch Imam of Cantebury issued the fatwah for the complete elimination of the last vestiges of Toryism and together with the assassination of Sarkozy the uprising was sparked. The Belgians were just plain pissed their cars were torched again in "spontaneous demonstrations in support of Allah" and dropped out of the European Union leaving the EU in shambles.
Ahmadinejad and Putin signed the Russo-Persian Co-Prosperity and Non-Aggression Pact in Athens three weeks later.

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Yes yes we have a lot to look forward to. Lots of leisure time as none will have those horrible jobs to go to. We can live on the hillsides, just look at wonderful Caracas, steal electricity, Food, what ever else we need, we could not have paid for anything anyway.

Yes we will get "Change"


seschenbac wrote:we are eagerly awaiting the November elections, in which the Republicans are expected to retake majorities in both houses of Congress. At that time we will implement your proposed strategy of blaming them for everything once again.<br><br> The future never looked brighter, Sir.

WHAT?!!??! We're still going to have elections in 2010? What will the Party's line be when the Republicans bash the Obama administration? Probably the same as now, that Republicans are racist and are out of touch.

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Keith Overbite wrote:This is all excellent news!

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Who'mmm might we choose?

“May Allah, find mercy on our dhimmi... Rice, (for He is most merciful).”

I am Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham, son of Fakhr.

In truth... Condeleezza has been a most obedient kaffir.

We made pilgrimage near Jordan.

Con'd..... found truth,..... and is now willing to offer herself to Allah.
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Our night with the Palestinian's was a filled with celebration.

She truly seemed to enjoy the fiery energy of Islam.

car swarm;
A peculiar Palestinian custom of swarming around a car which had recently held Palestinian extremists but which was then blown up by Israel in a targeted killing of the terrorists inside. Often, thousands of Palestinian men will swarm around the destroyed vehicle, looking to retreive bits of flesh from the incinerated "martyrs." The bodily remains are then paraded around in triumph.

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Sheik Abu Moham wrote: Image
car swarm;
A peculiar Palestinian custom of swarming around a car which had recently held Palestinian extremists but which was then blown up by Israel in a targeted killing of the terrorists inside. Often, thousands of Palestinian men will swarm around the destroyed vehicle, looking to retreive bits of flesh from the incinerated "martyrs." The bodily remains are then paraded around in triumph.

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You can't be for real on this? WTF? didn't Euripides write about just this sort of thing back in the 4th century BC????????? (nee 2000 years ago?) talk about a time warp.

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Sorry, that comment there by guest is really me in persona incredula...

(a recent party in Palestine)


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lets do the time warp again!!!!

i'd hate to admit to how many times I've seen this comrades...

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Private Pravda wrote:lets do the time warp again!!!!

i'd hate to admit to how many times I've seen this comrades...

...and yet it's still a step to the left....

It is, of course, a myth spread by the anti-progressive forces that there will be another other election after Obama. His regime will be so perfect and enlightened, there will simply be no need for future elections, especially after his Enabling Act is passed. Nothing must diminish the glow of Himself's nimbus!

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AbecedariusRex wrote:
Private Pravda wrote:lets do the time warp again!!!!

i'd hate to admit to how many times I've seen this comrades...

...and yet it's still a [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]step[/HIGHLIGHT] to the left....
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Private Pravda wrote:
AbecedariusRex wrote:
Private Pravda wrote:lets do the time warp again!!!!

i'd hate to admit to how many times I've seen this comrades...

...and yet it's still a [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]step[/HIGHLIGHT] to the left....
jump

LOL. You really have...

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Hahaha. That comment by Palin on faith makes her look like an idiot at best, a nut-case at worst.

"If I dedicate back to my creator what I'm trying to create for the good ... everything will turn out fine."

WTF? Yeah, that's what this country really needs. Someone trying to run it on blind faith.

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The ever-profound bob said:
[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]WTF? [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Yeah, that's what this country really needs. [/HIGHLIGHT][HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Someone trying to run it on blind [/HIGHLIGHT][HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]faith.[/HIGHLIGHT]
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Someone, perhaps, as "The Chosen One"?

No thanks "bob" (if that's your real name). I'll take my chances with the stew rather than the O.

Troll on!

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Hay Bob your a dumb ass

That was funny to read untill you see that it could be our future


 
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