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China Releases List of Easy People To Beat Up


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The logos are inspiring.
China is going to be tough to beat, they are training very hard.


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An inspiration truly. Makes 'do not hesitate' a prevailing principle.
Power to the troddendown and Dalia Lama's who kiss the hand of the Pelosi.

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We should expect to see much greatness at this year's Olympics.

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Where did we go wrong in our training? Issue the Shovels and some Hoes too.
More men masquerading as woman!!
Power to the troddendown and Olympic events participants who have no eyes to see.

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That was a terrific video, Premier. Truly the finest athletes we have to offer the world. I especially liked the chubby diver. Simply elegant.

-Mikhail

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Anyone remember the last Summer Olympics when that guy ran out during the Marathon and tackled the lead runner? That should have gone in that video.

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Everyone should check out the video titled Iraqi Olympic Diving Trials from the menu.
Funny stuff.

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Was he a tight end?
Power to the Olympic pipples.


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Maksim Maksimovich wrote:Everyone should check out the video titled Iraqi Olympic Diving Trials from the menu.
Funny stuff.
You mean this? It was posted on the Cube before there was a YouTube. That's why it's running from the Cube's server.

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I wonder what type of shooting events will be this year? Of particular interest are the actual targets.

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Premier Betty, that video was the most fun I've had all day here in the potato fields. The cycling/boxing/diving event was priceless.

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AHHH! COMMANDO RODENTS!!! Developed by the JOOOZ no doubt...

I wonder if there will be a bag limit on Tibetan disidents...our Chinese comrades can claim a true "multi-national coalition", dah?

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New red sports exclusive to the commie Olympics:

- The great leap forward long jump

- 100 meter death camp dash

- synchronized digging

- The great Polo Purge

- Diving for dissidents

- cross country cultural revolution

- Gulag Wrestling

- goose-step relay (all distances)

and China's newest event....

- the Tibetan Buddhist Monk Toss

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Private Pravda wrote:I wonder what type of shooting events will be this year? Of particular interest are the actual targets.

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I hear the targets will be actualy dissidents, counter revoultionaries, and Fulan Gong memmbers. All organs will go to charity.

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"Why get the organ when you can have the whole donor?"

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"Wok Fried Monk" Summer games special $2.99


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They call that "Going for the Gold?" Apparently they have not seen the Chairman at work. He can squeeze gold from a turnip root.

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Is that some kind of sick metaphor, or is he an actual alchemist?

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Putin and I approve. We can't have Tibetens rioting in China, it could jump start the capitalist pigs and neonazis here in the glorious Soviet Union, and cause them to riot and commit terrorist acts.

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Can I borrow the image to make a stencil? (the monktorch)
Agradecido

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Ko-Pe wrote:Can I borrow the image to make a stencil? (the monktorch)
Agradecido

Isn't a chalk outline around the body sufficient?

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Ko-Pe wrote:Can I borrow the image to make a stencil? (the monktorch)
Agradecido

Sure, Lenin told us that we must share.

If possible, we'd appreciate a credit for ThePeoplesCube.com.

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Private Pravda wrote: I wonder if there will be a bag limit on Tibetan disidents...

Additionally, I wonder if a stamp would be required as well.

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ZB

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Private Pravda wrote: I wonder if there will be a bag limit on Tibetan disidents...

Additionally, I wonder if a stamp would be required as well.

Why stop there? What about recipes?

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Private Pravda wrote: I wonder if there will be a bag limit on Tibetan disidents...

Additionally, I wonder if a stamp would be required as well.

Why stop there? What about recipes?

I'll wager they taste like chikkken...mmmmm...or maybe kkkittens :)

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Perhaps we shouldn't mention this to Premier Betty....for I see a load of "contributions" to be made by selling this to the Hot Pocket factory.

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Private Pravda wrote:
Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Additionally, I wonder if a stamp would be required as well.

Why stop there? What about recipes?

I'll wager they taste like chikkken...mmmmm...or maybe kkkittens :)

KKKITTENSS??? WHERE!!! Those are MY kkkittenss!! Who needs a recipe I eat 'em raw it's more fun that way hehheh...maybe a lil BBQ sauce is all, and wash 'em down with a lil Texas Tea muahahaha! gimmee gimmee!

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NOOOOOO!!! Not the Hot Pockets! You can't improve upon perfection!

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Premier Betty wrote:NOOOOOO!!! Not the Hot Pockets! You can't improve upon perfection!
Sure you can, KITTY FLAVOR!!!

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NO! It must not have any natural content! Adding anything that isn't artificial and fake would ruin it! Just feed the kitties to the gulag workers. 2 kittens a day should take care of them all.

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OK, artificial kitty flavor then. We can have Haliburton Marie Calendar make 'em.

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Hmm... artificial kitty? I guess.... still won't be as good as the Bacon ones.

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mmmm...kitty, bacon, and cheese hot pockets...now you're making sense..

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George W. Bush wrote:
Premier Betty wrote:NOOOOOO!!! Not the Hot Pockets! You can't improve upon perfection!
Sure you can, KITTY FLAVOR!!!

Comrade Bush.... I must admit I like your dining tastes. Perhaps we have made a misjudgment in character? After all, a comrade that likes cats the way I do can't be all bad.

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Doug Ross posted this list of Olympic events on his blog:

China introduces new Olympic sports for '08 Summer Games

The rumors appear to be true.

<a href="https://bp3.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... .jpg"><img src="https://bp3.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... a-logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183525796176169890" border="1"></a><br>China has decided to introduce a series of new Olympic events for this year's summer games. The new contests include:<br><br><center><a href="https://bp2.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... .jpg"><img src="https://bp2.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... a-monk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183525723161725842" border="1"></a><br>Whack-a-Monk!<br><br><a href="https://bp3.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... .jpg"><img src="https://bp3.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... nk-run.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183525641557347202" border="1"></a><br>50-Yard Tank Dash<br><br><a href="https://bp0.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... .jpg"><img src="https://bp0.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... secret.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183525559952968562" border="1"></a><br>Trade-secret speed copying<br><br><a href="https://bp1.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... .jpg"><img src="https://bp1.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R- ... g-book.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183525461168720738" border="1"></a><br>Falun Gong book burning<br><br>Speaking of secrets, it's no secret which country is favored to win the Gold Medals in these new events.

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What about the lead paint child toy relay?

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:What about the lead paint child toy relay?
how about lead-enriched fingerpainting?



 
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