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Give Thanks... Or else!

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Socialism. It is not just any ordinary form of "compassion" for the unwashed masses and proletariat. No. It is much more than that. It is the most compassionate form of control that humanity has devised and imposed on itself. And it is justified in the name of "Progress"!!! So subtle in it's approach, the toiling proletariat and our useful idiots in the media will never see it coming. Until, of course, it is too late. I mean... really... What are they going to do? Instigate an armed revolt? With what? Guns? Ha! They will be surrendering those to the God-state in the years to come.

Disregard the history of Socialism! A hundred years of failure prove nothing! And this is why: Socialism cannot succeed if the Capitalist Neanderthals are attacking it, the greatest, most progressive form government for which all praise and glory are owed to Karl Marx. Our Socialism, American Socialism, is better than the previous forms attempted so far. It WILL work because our psuedo-intellectual Socialists are the best educated elitist snobs anywhere in the world. Because they care, because they are better educated than the rest of the unwashed masses, because they are "morally superior beings" they imposed onto themselves a privileged duty to serve their fellow humankind. It makes this old Zampolit's eyes swell with tears of joy to know that the Progressive Elite care about me and will tell me how I should think and tell me how to conduct the affairs of my life. This is not slavery!!! Anyone who disagrees is clearly a "Racist!!!!".

Yes! The American Socialist God-state is a benevolent state. A compassionate state. Lead by the most compassionate and most benevolent progressive in modern history. Comrade President B. Hussain Obama. Man of peace. Thoughtful. Reposed. These are but a few adjectives that describe the man. But most descriptive of all, after decades of waiting by the American proletariat Comrade President Obama is a man who came into the office with a glorious and ambitious purpose. To bring the evil, capitalist, American economy crumbling down and replace it with the more humane, more advanced American Socialist model. And he is succeeding, praise Lenin and Marx! In his first 30 months as President the government's debt has grown from $7,000,000,000,000 to $15,000,000,000,000 and growing! In 2013 "Obamacare" will, for the first time see to it that all American proletarians will have equal access to health care. So far, 33% of all corporations have announced their intent to drop their current, private, health care insurance options and force their employees on to the "Public Option". This will successfully accomplish the following goals: Access to health care will be rationed. The system cannot support that many people on the "Public Option". Yes... it will be equal access. All will have little to no access. Excluding, of course, The Party elite. They have exempted themselves from this wonderfully enlightened plan. And the evil ReThuglikans, as well as the proletariate, have NO right to complain. For all the sacrifices the ruling, better educated, elite have made and continue to make, on behalf of the American proletariate they deserve a small "special compensation". And second it will run most, if not all, of these evil, profiteering, health insurance companies out of business once and for all! The audacity of these companies to have such HUGE profit margins of anywhere from 3% to %6. Shame, I say!

Be thankful, proletarians! Your government is transforming itself to make your lives better. No longer will you have to burden yourselves with the responsibility of citizenship. We are the government and we are here to help you whether you want it or not. Dissent with not be tolerated! Comrade President Obama won. Get Over it.

Welcome to the United Soviet States of Amerika!!! Give thanks to it. Or else...

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Our Collective has adopted a (MANDATORY!) Evening Chant:

Anyone not on His/Her Knees
Worshiping Dear Leader In All His Forms,
Thanking Dear Leader For The Right To Live
Will Find a .22 or two in each ear!
And we don't have a rhyme for "Live".


All Hail Our Obammunist Master! May We all be able to view Our Dear Leader In The Flesh (before The Planned OWS Food Riots reduce every major city into A Circus Of Human Animals!)

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That chant, Unkultyrny, is most appropriate for the upcoming solstice celebrations honoring Dear Leader. Its lofty message truly captures the spirit of His hope in it's totalitarian glory !

Just imagine...... in The World of Next Tuesday, we will all be equal in our thanks to the State, reveling in the consumption of our individually rationed Banquet Microwave Turkey Dinners.


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With socialist government, this is what they promise :

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This is what you get :

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If we are lucky, they'll give us some fuel to heat it up with.

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Komrade Zam!

Thank you for this heart swelling diatribe touting the merits of socialism! Any prog can surely see that the vision that Barack Hussien Obama (muchas PBUH's!) is the sole vision all devout progs must embrace! I look forward to the yearly planting of the Festivus Pole, the glorious feats of strength and bonding that comes of the "Airing of Grievances!" Tis' most assuredly the Gaia-blessed most wonderful time of the year!

Komrade Krans shall surely be relieved that this year's turkey is in fact blessed by Allah! See it here!

https://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.v ... eId=370177

Yes Komrades.... OWS is a stupendous success, all is right in the world!

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Comrade Kool, His Excellency's plan for Amerika is so ... multifacetted. It is inspired genius, I say. And to use political correctness to beat corporations into going along with it ... is ... insidiously hilarious! :D

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If one wants get me going a rant. Don't bother with religious intolerance. That's all around us. Point out an example of "religious stupidity", which I believe is the root of religous intolerance. In Comrade Kool-Aid's WND article Pastor Mark Biltz of something called the El Shaddai Ministries said "From the Christian standpoint, Allah would be an idol".

Really??? Let's look at the Arabic word for "God".... Allah. It comes from the Aramaic word for God "Eloh". Aramaic is the now dead parent language of Arabic and Hebrew. So answer this for me Pastor Biltz... So from the Christian standpoint are the Jews worshiping an "idol" when they say the Shabbot prayer? It begings with "Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha'olam" and translates to "Blessed are You, Lord, our God, King of the universe"

So long as food animals was killed in a "somewhat" humane way and are free of contamination after I cook it, I don't give a damn if it Halal, Kosher or USDA Approved.

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Adherents to Islam have a right to believe whatever they want.
As a Christian, I have no problem with that.....it's their choice to do so.

However, when a belief states that it followers are justified in taking my life because I am
an "infidel"......... that's where I have a problem.

And if a belief states that anyone's life is subject to the sword by one who feels he is doing it for Allah .....that's where I have a problem.

Yeshua said that a tree is known by its fruit.......that forgiveness and reconciliation are upmost, even to the point of praying for your enemies.

Islam states this sentiment : May the rivers run red with the blood of the infidel, and that the world will come to Islam by way of the sword. Lovely.

The events over the last forty years will point to where actual intolerance lies.


 
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