
Commodore Snoogie Woogums
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No need to tax your already overworked brain, Commodore, I'll be fine avatar-less.




Leninka
Ivan Betinov
Oddly, it doesn't notice that whining about a lack of civility in the same post in which it suggests that other posters have been fellating it or are pedophiles is probably the least likely way to get the civility it so craves. Undergraduates are not only funny, they are fascinating. It will undoubtedly lash out in response to this post with another fantastic Ad Hominem accusation, but the question is, what form will it take?
Leninka
Leninka
Ivan Betinov
Oddly, it doesn't notice that whining about a lack of civility in the same post in which it suggests that other posters have been fellating it or are pedophiles is probably the least likely way to get the civility it so craves. Undergraduates are not only funny, they are fascinating. It will undoubtedly lash out in response to this post with another fantastic Ad Hominem accusation, but the question is, what form will it take?AbecedariusRex
"I will not hurt or harm you.Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board - and I likeit. You know how hard it is to find a board you like."
Leninka
You know, I believe it is actually quite fascinated with us. In fact, I believe, that secretly, it covets and admires the entire People's Cube website.
Gollum
OK, let me say this: What happened at Chappaquiddick was tragic. Kennedy was probably totally at fault for the accident. However, that does not mean he is responsible for Mary Jane Kopechnek's death. That would be the same as saying that if you were driving in your car with a friend in the car, and you hit some black ice & swerved off the road into a ditch & your friend died in the resulting crash, you are a murderer.
Commissar Theocritus
I think that I scored a body blow when I suggested that he was either a sociology or poli. sci. major.Commissar Theocritus
\When I was at college they were by far the silliest and bossiest of all the people there,Commissar Theocritus
but then I belonged to the contingent that agreed, and not entirely in joke, with Heinlein's dictum that people who cannot do math are subhuman. Yes, that was unfair.Commissar Theocritus
But I recall giving complete and utter hell to poli. sci. majorsCommissar Theocritus
and being congratulated for doing so.Commissar Theocritus
And I was once involved with a sociology major (although his major was demographics, the only respectable branch,Commissar Theocritus
and that because I checked his math) who was also a moonbat avant le lettre.Commissar Theocritus
It must be not be nice to spend four, or more, years getting a useless degree and borrowing money to do it and always knowing at the back of your mind that you're like the poodle kept by your fat old grandmother.Commissar Theocritus
It is tempting to reply to Gollum'sfoam-flecked rantings, spittle by spittle, but let's drill down to theessential problem: whether or not Gollum is deranged and not merelyspiteful like an undergraduate with a major that most people who earnlivings hold in bad odor.Commissar Theocritus
And for this I have invoked Pandora's box. I created this for anothertroll, Pandora, on another website, who would projectile vomit liberalplatitudes on me whenever she could not answer anything.Commissar Theocritus
I discerned that not only was she incapable of forming an answer, butthat her emotional development was so severely retarded that shequalified as being borderline deranged. I would have felt guilty atmaking her cry except that the damage that the left does is so greatthat no mercy is possible.Commissar Theocritus
Gollum
OK, let me say this: What happened at Chappaquiddickwas tragic. Kennedy was probably totally at fault for the accident.However, that does not mean he is responsible for Mary Jane Kopechnek'sdeath. That would be the same as saying that if you were driving inyour car with a friend in the car, and you hit some black ice &swerved off the road into a ditch & your friend died in theresulting crash, you are a murderer.Commissar Theocritus
and I'm paying him a compliment by suggesting that he may not know it.This is needed to give him full latitude for Pandora's box.Commissar Theocritus
Yes, Kennedy was totally at fault for the accident. ButCommissar Theocritus
He called his clergyman and his lawyer before he called the police.Commissar Theocritus
To anyone with a nodding acquaintance with the real world,Commissar Theocritus
that utterdisregard of human life means that not only was Teddy responsible forthe accident but also for her death.Commissar Theocritus
This does not address my charge that murder does not get tired; onlysomeone so solipsistic as Gollum really doesn't think of anythingelse--the Silence of the Lambs analogy is good--asbeing human.Commissar Theocritus
This is why I suggested that Gollum's mind was immature enough to beensorceled by sentimentality. Sentimentality is a comfort--Hallmark hasmade a fortune off it. But grown-ups do not engage in it.Commissar Theocritus
Only nasty people either trying to mislead or people who are very immature.Commissar Theocritus
Gollum has one more chance to take up the challenge of Pandora's box.If he continues to go around it, I shall proclaim, with good evidence,that he is deranged.Commissar Theocritus
Sneering won't do; abuse won't do; projection won't do.Commissar Theocritus
This time Gollum must engage with reality or I will with excellent evidence call him deranged.Quote:
You resort to references when they suit you; if theydon't you merely assert. You will not be permitted to claim that yourdenials are refutations. You are going to grow upnow. Or I will have proof that you are deranged.Quote:
Under most modern statutes in the United States, murder comes in fourvarieties: (1) intentional murder; (2) a killing that resulted from theintent to do serious bodily injury; (3) a killing that resulted from adepraved heart or extreme recklessness; and (4) murder committed by an Accomplice during the commission of, attempt of, or flight from certain felonies.Quote:
Manslaughter is a distinct crime and is not considered a lesser degree of murder.Quote:
the offense can be either voluntary or Involuntary Manslaughter....In most jurisdictions, voluntary manslaughter consists of anintentional killing that is accompanied by additional circumstancesthat mitigate, but do not excuse, the killing...Generally there are two types of involuntary manslaughter: (1)criminal-negligence manslaughter; and (2) unlawful-act manslaughter.The first occurs when death results from a high degree of Negligenceor recklessness, and the second occurs when death is caused by one whocommits or attempts to commit an unlawful act, usually a misdemeanor.Commissar Theocritus
CubeMembers, you wanna bet that he still can't do it? Trolls never do. Itis proof of their derangement. (There is an out for him but he'll haveto work for it.)Commissar Snoogie Woogums
Commissar Theocritus,Commissar Snoogie Woogums
And since this thread is about Foodicare about a little "candy" for you and the rest of the gang courtesy of Obama of course.

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On the legal side of things, Kennedy was not prosecuted for any charges relating to Chappaquiddick.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade Spartakus,Laika the Space Dog
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On the legal side of things, Kennedy was not prosecuted for any charges relating to Chappaquiddick.Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Comrade SpartakusCommissar Theocritus
Gollum, I do know the legal difference between manslaughter and murderCommissar Theocritus
and was indeed careful, at least twice, to state that Kennedy was thecause of her death. I was infinitely more careful than the detritus whochant, "Bush lied. People died."Commissar Theocritus
But this is legalistic nitpicking--had Kennedy not been involved, she'd be alive. In any real sense, Kennedy was a murderer.Commissar Theocritus
Because, again, had Kennedy not been involved, she'd be alive.Commissar Theocritus
Do you think it was a Roswell flying saucer? Because if Teddy Kennedyhad not been there, this girl would be around. Now. That drunken bumcaused the death of an innocent woman.Commissar Theocritus
He may have had a concussion. But his friends asked him, told him, tocall for help and he did not. A concussion is not exculpation.Commissar Theocritus
He passed by four lit houses with phones. He did nothing. If he wasseverely concussed, he could not have impressed his will on othersnot to call the cops.Commissar Theocritus
Which means that your statement that calling Teddy a murderer is a "tired smear" is still beyond the pale.Commissar Theocritus
You've put up smoke and mirrors and endless egestion, but you still have not told me why murder gets tiredCommissar Theocritus
and you have not told me why claiming that a man who was the cause of a woman's death is just a smear.Commissar Theocritus
Earth to Gollum: stating truthfully that someone is responsible for adeath, or even for parking ticket, is not a smear. A smear is a lie.Commissar Theocritus
This was the point, Gollum. Not a legalistic definition. You are somorally debased that you think that there is a statute of limitationson causing someone's death.Commissar Theocritus
If someone killed someone you loved, would you sigh and say, "Well, he's a big liberal and so that's all right?"Commissar Theocritus
Do you have any compassion for innocent people? Or do you think that when you shut your eyes that the world disappears?Commissar Theocritus
And by the way, calling me solipsistic is the most amusing case of progressive projection that I've seen.Commissar Theocritus
I will hand it to you, though--you are better resourced than most moonbats. But you still took Option Three.Comrade of Doom
Being new to this forum (only my second post), I have to admit I kindof like Comrade Spartakus, especially since he is a fellow countrymanfrom the land of Minnesota (all hail the great socialist mind ofComrade Al Franken!Comrade of Doom
I like him so much in fact, that I propose we move to raise his rationof B&M baked beans and Saurkraut for an indefinite amount of time!Comrade of Doom
I also like the fact that he agrees that Vodka rations consumed while driving in no way represents gross negligence.Comrade of Doom
The lone survivor of the entire family that was killed recently in MNby the poor soul who had consumed too much of his ration before drivingwill also find comfort in this view, I'm sure. Why is the Comrade whohad this fate befall him being brought up on Murder charges? Clearly itwas an accident, just as in the case of Comrade Kennedy.
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White House spokesman Gibbs clarifies why President's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate, by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people-eater riding a tricycle
Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium
President taps Pay Czar for BP payouts to victims: Unions order freighter of champagne
EPA: New climate bill will cost less than a postage stamp a day to those still able to afford a postage stamp
Helen Thomas Gets "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award"
Puzzled media: Apparently, Al Gore is pro-drill
Gay Pride parade in Gaza cancels inclusion of Israeli group
Obama blames Bush for screwing up his 'Don't Make Excuses' grad speech in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Helen Thomas to leave US for ancestral Lebanon to no longer be occupier of La Raza's Land
Following phrase scheduled to appear on every Sunday morning news show: 'What Helen actually ment to say was...'

Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red
Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears
Democrats introduce bill regulating who can be a politician
BP hires Gaza flotilla peace activists to beat oil back into hole
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