It is because of my love for the Obama that I have created this shrine to Him here in the Party catacombs so that I and His other followers may come here to praise Him -- secretly and away from Hillary and others, of course. We are but a persecuted sect, my brothers and sisters. But I can assure that one day -- one day soon -- we shall rise and claim this country to be the Kingdom of Obama!
Do you believe, Comrade? Have you accepted Barack H. Obama as your Lord and Nominee? Go on, Comrade. Go on and raise your arms and shout that you believe. SHOUT! SHOUT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN HOPE, CHANGE AND A MULTI-RACIAL/CULTURAL/SPECIE CANDIDATE WHO WILL SAVE YOU FROM EVERYTHING!
Only Obama can save us now, Comrades. Only Obama can give us all strong Communism. Don't be afraid, Comrades! Don't be afraid to give yourself over to the Obama! FEEL HIS POWER, COMRADES! FEEL HIS POWER SURGING THROUGH YOUR LEG!
CELEBRATE WITH INTERPRETIVE DANCE
HTO IS NOW ACCEPTING VISA AND MASTERCARD
Hillary Operative (HO)
You cannot resist... .... .... it is your destiny.
NO, WAIT! WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!? I never feel guilt! What kind of mind games are you playing, Nancy!? What in the name of Kwame Kilpatrick is going on here!?
Diapers not included.
He will bring change as well, but through the use of radioactive isotopes to create a race of super soldiers with which he will take over the world!!!
Your eyelids are getting heavy
I am going to countdown backwards from ten and when I snap my fingers you will all be Strong Obamunists.
Quote:SHOUT! SHOUT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN HOPE, CHANGE AND A MULTI-RACIAL/CULTURAL/SPECIE CANDIDATE WHO WILL SAVE YOU FROM EVERYTHING!
This explains why we see some people shouting for joy at Obamarallies. They are members of the Holy Temple of Obama.
All praise the glorious Messiah! Could this LoodaKripski really be Obongos' running mate?