Who is $.$. Halliburton?


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Thank you, commie rat. I try.
$.$. Halliburton


I have recently purchased 30 shares of HAL for under $20. I am telling you this to know that I'm going to stick it to you, The Man, by using the dividends to fund revolutionary activities, with what's left after buying my Fair Trade coffee, organic arugula creme brulee, and other foods befitting a revolutionary intellectual such as myself.
If I might, please let me suggest you increase the dividend. Arugula has become more costly of late.





Just wait, come the revolution, you'll get yours, although it seems you're already doing so anyway.



My Country was still Independent, then, not a Kraut Colony, pardon, EC member.
Almost makes me nostalgic for the Red Period, nah, no way...
P.S. I've sent that picture along for some of us to do some Red Annoyance.
It's always Annoy-a-Commie Day...
As every Capitalist must be a good shot, here's a template for you to train your 50 cal rifle:
