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Agitate to collectivize the NFL!

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Now that the big game is over it is time to rethink professional football.

Many young progs are running around claiming “team ownership”, touting that it is “their” team is the best. The ugly truth is that the teams are owned by some bourgeois one percenter and they owe you, the fans, nothing. They are exploiting you and getting rich as a result. Football is a business and you have been tricked into buying branded items to advertise for them with no compensation! Stop being exploited!

The last big game also showed disparity in awarding points. Denver worked so hard to get to the game and yet they were not rewarded fairly for their efforts. This inequality must not be allowed to poison the minds of the collective!

We must therefore look to the glorious progressive city of Green Bay that holds ownership of their team, and call for all football teams to be collectivized. End the exploitation of the fans by the bourgeoisie! We must also demand that all points are distributed equally. Remember in the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ there are no winners and losers, only winners!

Every team should get a trophy at the end of the year. It is only fair.

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STOP the capitalist exploitation by Big Football!
ALL TEAMS ARE EQUAL! ALL PLAYERS ARE EQUAL!

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Football players should be in a circle passing the ball clockwise to ensure equal time. Anyone holding the ball too long should go to reeducation camp to teach them about community sharing.

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NFL USSR: Национальная футбольная лига Советская Социалистическая Республика!
Glorious!

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I will thank you, sir, not to use that kind of language on the People's Cube (at least without translating it for us rubes).

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Обратите грязи. wrote:NFL USSR: Национальная футбольная лига Советская Социалистическая Республика!
Glorious!
National football league the Soviet Socialist Republic!


 
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