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Algore claims "bulls--t", demands shared reality!

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Aspen CO, August 9, 2011 - AP (Associated Potatoes)

Today at a Climate Change forum at the Aspen Institute, internet inventor and cheated-almost-president Algore™ claimed "Bulls--t!" to all claims, past, present, and future, made by Climate Change / Global Warming skeptics and all their relatives and pets.

In addition, the would-have-been-president-but-Bush-stole-the-election-and-people-died stated that "There is no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea!"

As black helicopters droned ominously overhead and an inconspicuous four foot tall thermometer directly behind him climbed ever higher in the background, Algore™ irrefutably made the point that global warming was caused primarily by backwards Americans clinging to God and guns, and he insisted that the fires from the riots in England and elsewhere had no effect whatsoever on the irrefutably higher irrefutable temperatures worldwide. Because, Bush.

When asked what he thought about what climate change might eventually due to his internet, the former vice president (who would have been president, had the election not been stolen by Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and, Bush) shook his head and whimpered, “They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”

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It's good that Comrade Gore is now starting to echo what we knew all along about the "bullshit". I wonder if he, too, has read the East Anglia emails. If not, maybe he should.


 
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