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AOC Challenge

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If you've been concerned about deadly teen crazes with kids eating Tide Pods or snorting condoms, prepare for a new wave of panic. The ominous suicide challenge "AOC" has been spreading on social media, destroying lives, careers, and livelihoods in its wake.

The AOC challenge is associated with the creepy image of a woman with huge bulging eyes and ominous smile - the stuff of nightmares for children and dentists alike. It's as if someone combined a dark-haired Barbie doll with a bug-eyed version of the girl from The Ring and inexplicably decided to make her a congresswoman from New York with socialist credentials.

In this newest disturbing game, people who watch seemingly innocuous shows on TV, Netflix, or YouTube, or browse the Internet, are targeted with sudden pop-up images of the devilish AOC with creepy messages and commands that escalate to extreme horror and economic disasters. According to some reports, similar messages are also spliced into children's programs or video games, instructing them to "take a knife to their parents' wallet."

Most commonly people are being ordered to join "social justice warrior" groups, where they have to harm others and themselves in order to score points and be celebrated on social media, or else they will be cursed by the terrifying monster, AOC, also known as "Socialist Barbie." In other instances young people are directed to kill their own babies in the womb, or to mutilate themselves with a government-subsidized sex-change operation.

The AOC challenge has similar trappings as the "Karl Marx challenge," another popular suicide game that encourages entire countries to kill themselves with a series of tasks spread out over five years and known as "Five Year Plans," and whose casualties range from the USSR to Cuba to North Korea, with the latest victim being Venezuela. It shouldn't be too surprising that this new viral game targeting young minds was able to sweep the globe.

Experts warn that the AOC challenge will most likely result in mental, emotional, and physical harm, followed by a life of failure. Please let your children see the following helpful tips how not to fall victim of this viral craze.

  • Beware of internet predators with bulging eyes who can't finish a sentence, and if they do, it sounds like a question.
  • Remember that socialists usually lie about who they are. Someone who says they are a 29-year-old girl could really be a group of older Democrat strategists looking to harm you.
  • If someone offers you to change your gender using a five-minute how-to video, tell them that you're a 60-year old Trump voter.
  • If you are asked to sign a tearful petition to ban or protect one thing or another, say that you'll do it as soon as you finish cleaning your guns, then close the browser tab.
  • Do not join online groups whose names include "resist," "justice," or "organize."
  • If you hear words like intersectionality, sustainability, or heteronormativity - run!
  • Visit ThePeoplesCube.com to learn more about mental safety with age-appropriate videos, activities, and information for kids and adults alike.

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#KarlMarxChallenge

Karl Marx wants you to establish a dictatorship of the proletariat or you will die.

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I'm having flashbacks back when I was just an adolescent and things were normal and Patty Hearst knew she DESERVED that closet.

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After taking the AOC challenge I was told to wait in long lines for my monthly allotment of cabbage and beet vodka. Soon comrades. Soon.

Fermenting catsup for consumption can be hazardous to your health! Also, do not drink shoe polish filtered through bread only make left turns where a green arrow is present!


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I just wish to remind my fellow comrades that the Soviet Union did not collapse, it merely evolved into pure Communism in which government is no longer necessary. And it relocated to the Democrat caucus of the US Congress. Polar Vortex aside, the weather in DC is still better than Moscow.



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Chairman Mao Say

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AOC tweeted today:

The GOP has been calling Dems + healthcare policies socialist my entire voting-age life.

My rec is learn how to effectively counter the attack instead of running away every time they call us a name.

To which I gave a prog-off response:

1.
How will you "counter the attack" of people calling you a socialist when you are officially a member of the Democratic Socialists of America?
Why do you even feel it's an attack or name calling?
Is it because deep down you realize you should be ashamed of it?

2.
Was Mussolini as defensive as you are when people called him a socialist?
Was Hitler ashamed of being a National Socialist?
No, they proudly identified as socialists, and so should you.
Learn from your predecessors and be proud of your socialist ideals!


 
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