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Are You A "RACER"????

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Comrades, a new conspiracy theory has emerged but unlike the "birthers", it is one we can and should (and will) embrace. I am talking about the RACERS or those of us who cling obsessively but correctly to the idea that all criticism of Dear Born-in-Hawaii Leader Obama has no basis in reality but is purely an expression of racism. This term has its origins with an enemy of the people (which one it is not clear for no one so far is claiming credit; see https://pajamasmedia.com/eddriscoll/2011/04/28/downhill-racers/ ) but like any good prog, I don't care, I just take what I think is necessary to promote the common good.
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Now, many of you reading this are asking (not to mention those of you who chronically talk to yourselves are also asking) exactly what IS a RACER? What motivates a RACER? How do I become a member of such an influential and correct-thinking group such as RACERS? Well, simply put a RACER believes that ANY criticism of President Barack Obama, whether for logical, rational reasons like.... well, there aren't any of these... or for stupid, irrational reasons like the high gas prices that GW Bush caused and Obama is bringing down, or the high unemployment rate which GW Bush caused and Obama is bringing down, or all the stupid wars that GW Bush started and Obama... (well, you get the idea)... anyway, people who blame Obama for these things are not doing so because they have been unemployed for a couple of years and had to sell their car to pay for gasoline (the idiots coulda just traded it in for a new Chevy Volt) but simply because THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE! See, it just doesn't make any sense to blame the president for this kind of stuff because they never did so to any of the inferior white presidents. So if somebody laughs when Obama says there are 57 states or "corpseman", he or she is not laughing because there aren't 57 states or the word is pronounced "core-man", they're laughing because THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE! And if your neighbor is pissed off because gasoline is now up to $4.00 $5.00 $6.00 a gallon, he or she is not really pissed off because of that, he or she is pissed off because a half BLACK GUY IS PRESIDENT and THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE! I think we can all (even the ones who chronically talk to themselves) discern the pattern here: THE ONLY REASON TO DISLIKE PRESIDENT OBAMA IS AN INVETERATE, BITTER HATRED OF BLACK PEOPLE!


I suspect that some of you (like the ones who DON'T chronically talk to yourselves) are a bit reluctant to embrace a seemingly psychologically disfunctional, delusional, paranoid and reality-denying conspiracy theory like the RACERS. Do not let whatever remains of your minds be troubled by this. You will all be glad to know some very high profile idiots are jumping on the RACER bandwagon and if it is good enough for them then it is good enough for you! For example, the noted CBS dead-weight anchor Bob Schieffer recently declared his RACER bona-fides:

Boob Bob Schieffer said:
"That's just code for saying he got into law school because he's black*," Schieffer said on the CBS Evening News Wednesday. "This is an ugly strain of racism that's running through this whole thing."
Comrades, I am so proud to see a white guy who reads off a teleprompter for a living sticking up for a black guy who reads off a teleprompter for a living, aren't you?

I cannot prove it but my hunch is that there are a lot of fellow RACERS in the ranks of print and talking head journolism (sic.) In fact, I wouldn't be surpised to find out that the New York Times is just lousy with RACERS not to mention just lousy. Of course, wonderful professionals that they are, they try so hard to hide this fact. Hopefully, having a opinion leader like Scheiffer whom everyone loves and respects will give more of them the courage to speak out.

Conversely, the entertainment industry is even lousier (with RACERS, that is) and they have made no attempt whatsoever to hide it. The well known frightener of cats and dogs comedienne Janeane Gawdawfulo is an obsessive, virulent, spittle-flecking RACER and is proud of it! The once and future sportscaster who some of his entourage have said is just as good as Murrow, Keith Olberman, is a RACER who once announced races! And, thanks to the unfairness of people blaming the bad Bush economy on Sainted Obama, more are coming out of the closet. Just recently, the noted non-racist entertainer Whoopi Goldberg announced to the hundred or so people watching the world:

Whoopi Goldbrick Goldberg said:
“I'm getting tired to trying not to find things slightly racist. It is very difficult, on a daily basis, to see this stuff and not say, you know, this is what it is. I have been raised to think, ‘Well, maybe that's not what they mean. Let me figure it out.' But, being black, when you say, ‘Y'know, this is racist,' 9,000 people say, ‘Oh, you're just playing the race card.' Well, you know, I'm playing the damn card now.”

“You know how Donald always says, ‘People are laughing at us, thinking we don't have it'? Here's one of the reasons they're laughing at us, Donald. When you show such insane disrespect to the president of your country, other countries think we're idiots.”
Now, there may be some straw men and women out there who have taken time out from harassing President Obama to come here and say, "But didn't Whoopi show a lot of disrespect to President Bush? What did other countries think of that?" Let me just indulge in a bit of the president's favorite pile of bullshit rhetorical device and note that because Bush was an idiot, other countries would have thought we were idiots if we didn't disrespect him. And besides, Bush was white so any criticism of him was not racially motivated.

Are YOU a RACER? To find out, answer the poll (besides, you have no choice....)

If your score is greater than zero, you may be a RACER.
If your score is zero, please be sure your shovel is polished and ready to travel.



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*The Ace of Spaces blog noted the doublethink inherent in Schieffer's rant...

"Let me ask this, seriously: Is what the liberals ask of the rest of us to not only support a racial-preference regime but then to simultaneously pretend we do not know that regime is in operation?

Because it sure sounds like Schieffert's saying that.

On one hand, Obama, we know that Harvard Law instituted a strong policy on affirmative action for law review right before Obama got there.

Obama himself wrote, while at Harvard, that he had undoubtedly benefited from Affirmative Action."

DOUBLETHINK... IT'S THE "IN" THING TO DO!
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Anyone, and I MEAN ANYONE, who disagrees with ANYTHING His Excellency, B. Hussain Obama says or does is a RACIST!!!. His Progressivism is the most perfect Progressivism!

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The worst racism of all is to be a commuphobe.

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Comrade Scratchy,

INDEED. And especially when the communist is "black"! Then it becomes RACER COMMUPHOBE.

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Hmmmm... I learn so much @ The People's Cube and it's 'short threads'. I had no idea until now that Communism was an Oreogle Invention.
Dead Unicorns as well? I'd never heard of such a thing, but I saw it in an Online Poll, so it must be true and exist.

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Well, since Fast and Furious Five is opening tomorrow, I have to admit that I'm a racer.

My personal ride:

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Huckleberry Commons Thyme wrote:Hmmmm... I learn so much @ The People's Cube and it's 'short threads'. I had no idea until now that Communism was an Oreogle Invention.
Dead Unicorns as well? I'd never heard of such a thing, but I saw it in an Online Poll, so it must be true and exist.

Then you may not know that the New Economy of Next Tuesday ™ will be powered by Unicorn farts.

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Comrades, distressing news... 53% of Pennsylvanians are violent racists who hate black people!

https://www.quinnipiac.edu/x1327.xml?ReleaseID=1594

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I just read this morning that CBS Face The Nation host Bob Schieffer has proven that greedy rich kapitalist Donald Trump is a racist, since he wants to know how a low-end top student like Fearless Leader got into Harvard Law School.

Oh dear.

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"WE MUST ERASE RACERS ™ "
I do not know what we would do without the brilliant unracer minds like Whoopi Goldbrickerberg. As we have all learned in Jiffy-Lobo, she is part of the "I'm smarter than you" Progressive Group of Fairness and Redistribution.
Herself and Bob Schittffer lead the way into the past, with their unbiased, un-bigoted pronunciations.

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Comrades,

It is the smokes that are racist! The vast majority have "white" paper! Forcing people to be subserviant to white. Can it be more obvious?

Major Mistake says "Right Arm"!

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General Confusion wrote:Comrades,

It is the smokes that are racist! The vast majority have "white" paper! Forcing people to be subserviant to white. Can it be more obvious?

Major Mistake says "Right Arm"!

Very perceptive, Comrade General. These kind of nuisance complaints about imagined subtle crypto-racism help us to grind down the will of the unenlightened proles by the very nature of their trifling tediousness and increase their general level of discontent. Eventually, this will result in anti-social violence which we will use to our advantange.

BTW, Major Mistake should say "LEFT Arm".

Comrades, here is an example of another evil racist who hates black people. I don't know what is wrong with these fools, perhaps Obama should show them his birth certificate again.

Today on The Laura Ingraham Show, Harry Alford, president and CEO of the National Black Chamber of Commerce, blasted President Obama's anti-business administration in an explosive interview. Alford, a 2008 Obama supporter, labeled the administration "Marxist" and "fanatical." "They might as well put on the brown shirts and swastikas," he said.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/04/29/black_chamber_of_commerce_president_blasts_marxist_brownshirt_obama.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecdf4RS ... edded#t=0s

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Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:
Huckleberry Commons Thyme wrote:Hmmmm... I learn so much @ The People's Cube and it's 'short threads'. I had no idea until now that Communism was an Oreogle Invention.
Dead Unicorns as well? I'd never heard of such a thing, but I saw it in an Online Poll, so it must be true and exist.

Then you may not know that the New Economy of Next Tuesday ™ will be powered by Unicorn farts.

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My dad often said before he was shot in the head,
" A farting horse never tires, so a farting man is the man to hire "
Those silly Teamster Pipeliners were ever so eloquent with their wisdom I always found.

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Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
"WE MUST ERASE RACERS ™ "
I do not know what we would do without the brilliant unracer minds like Whoopi Goldbrickerberg. As we have all learned in Jiffy-Lobo, she is part of the "I'm smarter than you" Progressive Group of Fairness and Redistribution.
Herself and Bob Schittffer lead the way into the past, with their unbiased, un-bigoted pronunciations.

Correct, comrade. We must erase the word RACERS which is too simplistic to express the many integrative complex nuances constantly whirling around in our minds. The official approved term should perhaps be PIgment-Neutral-Human-Equality-Advancing-Democratic-Socialists (P.I.N.H.E.A.D.S. for short). For the same reasons as "double plus ungood" is a superior substitute for "bad", the new phrase makes it much clearer to everyone what we are all about. I see you have been up nights reading "1984". Very good.

BTW, love the RACE CARD concept. I am a member of the Party's Frequent Borrowers Club.... I presume I can get a RACE CARD for a reduced fee? (If not, I will just have to resort to the usual Prog 5-Fingered discount plan.)

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As snoopy as I am, I have yet to find the stash of cards that the True Proles Image donate to
The Party ™, but when I do, yoink, like a thief in the night i'll snag one for you as well Comrade Opiate.....

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Hi Kiddo's,

Misty (my neighbor) told me that It's much harder for Baracky because of his superior intelligence. What do you suppose she means by that? Anyway....., don't you just Love him? He will probably be the only black man running for president again this time. I say it's time to move on to the 20th century you haters.

Proud to be a RACER.

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Comrade Moon,

It depends on what your definition of "superior intelligence" is.

We are now hoping for a dazzling display anytime now.

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Oh.. My God! (OMG) Mr. Confusion,

Our black man President of the USA said “ I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.” Who wouldn't agree with that?
My X-husband manages “Crystal Moon Law & Associates” He should definitely spread his wealth around.

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Crystal Moon wrote:He will probably be the only black man running for president again this time.

This is undoubtedly true, because THESE GUYS ARE NOT Democrats, therefore they are not black.


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I'm sure our gallant MSM RACERS will confront anyone, anywhere for anything including those British Monarchy raaaaaaaacists for the royal snubbing of the true King & Queen of this World.

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I for one am very disappointed with what I'm seeing in this thread. For starters, a proud new Comrade, Crystal Moon, correctly identifies the Party's target century (the 20th) and not one member complimented said Comrade for brilliance. FYI Comrade Moon, that's early 20th century for the record and please forgive their manners. The Comrades get a little carried away some time.

Second, the poll reveals an astounding 45% with a score of zero. Did I mistakenly type in the address of that she devil's site, The_Succubus_Ingraham.com? I don't think so...let me check...yes, it says thepeoplescube.com, the pinnacle of progressive thought. Hmmm... Most polls reveal a few bad beets in the pile, but 45%?

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Comrade Crystal, a most excellent and yet perfectly equal welcome to you!

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Oh……. Believe / You ……me.


We all know, the bad, bad, BAD..... haters and other republicans have been secretly planning things for the future. They don't admit how freedom (via VISA and MasterCard) can solve this problem. Like it's real easy. Just...Buy junk and save America.

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Until 100% of our citizenry votes for Obama we must suspect racism. And even then we can not be certain that all truly WANTED to vote for Obama even if they did vote for Obama. Latent racism is racism of the worst kind. I believe Comrade Schieffer is dead on, once again proving the objectivity of State Media.

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Until 100% of our citizenry votes for Obama we must suspect racism.
This is exactly the point, ComradePeoplesComrade. May I call you Comrade?

And yet, there are literally billions of people around the world in our global community who DID NOT VOTE FOR THE ONE - what are we to make of this? The hatred displayed by the fact that only people who actually live here in the USSA (plus dead people and duplicates) were allowed to vote in 2008 disturbs me greatly. I am sure that the vast majority of Global Citizens WOULD have voted for Dear Leader, had they had a chance.

Perhaps by 2012, or Next Tuesday™, whichever comes first.


 
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