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Sheehan Challenges Gibbs to a Pissing Contest

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My fellow comrades:

Via this link under The Current Truth, I thought I would pay one of my occasional visits to Peace of the Action, one of Mama Moonbat's many dank, dripping, dreary caves where she can be found hanging upside-down, martyr-like, flapping her fat wings in disgust and dismay that no one other than Commissarka Pinkie seems to pay any attention to her anymore. And I only go there to see if she's dropped any fresh globs of guano since my last visit.

As is usually the case, I wasn't disappointed:

Hopium and Hypocritium by Cindy Sheehan

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that Cindy, who seems to spend most of her time camping out in makeshift tent cities when she isn't in jail, would be friends with so many sex workers.
Today, Whore House (again, with my apologies to my sex-worker friends) spokeswhore, Robert Gibbs, was quoted as saying this of the "professional liberals" who liken Obama to his predecessor: "(They) need to be drug tested," and that these principled critics of the Empire are "crazy." This kind of hearkens back to earlier in the Changery when Rahm Emmanuel, Obama Chief of Staff and committed Zionist, called us: "F@#king Retards." Nice, huh?

Cindy is barking up this tree.

Back to her whining and whimpering:
Our voices and vision for a more peaceful, sane, and healthier way of doing things have not even been given a seat at the proverbial table. So, what Gibbs is telling us is to: "Just shut the eff up—we don't care what you say or want."

You're in good company, Cindy. That company includes the state of Arizona, those who voted for Prop 8 in California, and most recently the opponents of New York's Trojan Mosque.

Meanwhile, something about this next passage makes me feel as if I'm back in middle school. I can almost hear Cindy chomping and snapping on her bubble gum:
Also, the acceptance of this Imperial Faux Pas (IFP) illustrates how far this country is divided along faux political lines. The only change Obama has brought with him to the Whore House is negative, bad, bad, bad, change. We cannot, should not, must not, and better not criticize the Imperial First Family (IFF). However, we are supposed to take up pitchforks and torches when the barely functioning Sarah Palin says something stooopid and forget and forgive the Obamas for Imperial Excess [Or OIE—C.P.] (trips to Spain on our many dimes, $6000 handbags, etc) and their stooopidity.

Hey! Michelle made a great sacrifice missing Barack's birthday to go all the way to Spain after she didn't get to attend her BFF's father's funeral and her BFF promised her daughter she'd take her to Spain, so it's not like she really wanted to go but what kind of friend would she be if she didn't? What kind of wife would she be to her dear husband (DH) if—oh, never mind. Anyway, is it her fault that her BFF didn't promise her daughter a trip to the Gulf Coast (GC) instead?

In keeping with the aforementioned dogs and trees, we take you back to Cindy:
So, I want to take Gibbs up on his offer—I will submit a vial of my urine to a location of his choosing—hell, I will even go and pee in the bathroom of the press corps room and hand him a warm sample, if that makes him happy—if he does the same. I seriously doubt that 535 members of Congress would pass the pee-test and I seriously doubt many denizens of the Whore House would, either.

When she says she'll "hand him a warm sample" do you think she means that literally?
I also wonder when Obama's supporters will quit smoking the Hopium or taking their daily dose of Hypocritium—those are the people who need to be drug tested, not the ones who have remained ideological pure. What is so "crazy" about wanting things like indiscriminate killing of civilians to end globally and social justice here locally?

I'll match my pee up against theirs any day!

Stitch that last sentence on your sampler or put it on a bumpersticker!

Meanwhile, does anyone know where I can get any of this Hopium? It sounds like really good stuff.

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Urban Dictionary has three good definitions that are easily interchangeable:

1: A substance that the media and press abuse, it makes them mesmerized by Barack Obama.

2: a political narcotic distributed by vested economic interests that makes moderate social liberalism, ethnicity, individual purity of heart, and soaring rhetoric appear to be substantive progressive change.

3: In securities trading a trader is said to be under the influence of the fictional narcotic hopium when she/he finds themselves deeply in the negative on the wrong side of a trade. The trader will continue to hold the position in the hopes that the security will return to the value at which they acquired it.

The last definition quite accurately deals with how the economic advisers see things inside the Amabo administration.

Maybe another compatible definition would be; holding out that Keynesian economics is still viable after so many failures leads some to believe that advocates of said economic system are on a double hit of hopium.

Or, The deeply held belief that if you capitulate to the practitioners of a religious edict with a proven history of violence and conquest, that your kind hearted Dhimmitude will result in your escape from it's wrath, would clearly indicate an near lethal overdose of hopium.

I hope this helps.

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Image Praise be unto Marx'Allah (swat)!

Sin de She Hand speaks Truthism to AmeriKKKlan Empire! She readily recognizes that the Berbers and the Kurds Who Deserved To Be Exterminated by Savior Saddam Because They Are Not As Brown As Arabs and the Assyrians Who Deserve Genocide Because They Are Christian and Maronites Who Are A Bunch of Christian Fascists Who Deserve to be Gassed to Death and The Evil Zionist Cabal of Jooooos Which Eats Haitian and Palestinian Organs are nothing but Western White Supremacist Imperialists squatting on land which has belonged to Arabs and to Islam since the Big Bang! Arab Empire is Good for the World -- it brings the peace and prosperity of endless ghazwat raids and stability and enrichment which consists of hostility to trade and progress! It brings the peace and harmony of totalitarian law called Sha'a'air Allah and rightly punishes non-Muslims for being tyrannical douchebags by forcing them to live under Dhimmi apartheid for their own good, so that Sweet and Cuddly Arabs can escape the inevitably of being forced under apartheid if the evil burgeoise infidels have any chance of ruling over them!

She possess the gnosis of Gaia, and needs no other for her lovely psychosis!

She knows that offensive jihad -- jihad al-talab wa'l-ibtida -- is just meant to liberate man from slavery to other men, and to return him to slavery to Allah or slavery to Allah's friends, the True Believers...

To quote Sin de She Hand's band of motley bisexual transvestite Muslim cleric lovers...

Allah's Governance On Earth Before Allah created Adam, He was the Sole Dominator over His creation and Earth with regard to any of them having the ability to disobey Him. Then Allah created and placed mankind upon Earth. Mankind was to rule and control earth on His behalf, this is the meaning of the term Khilaafa (Islamic governing system), knowing full well some people will disobey Him regarding His legislation and Shari`a. Allah's Dominance is divided into 2 categories…2) Tashrii` (Legislation), These are the laws that Allah gave mankind to judge amongst themselves with here on Earth. Allah gave mankind the free will to choose between His legislation and from the legislation of the Shaitan, with the condition that whoever chooses the Shari`a of Shaitan will be punished by Him. After knowing these definitions, we should understand that Allah sent Messengers to mankind so that they believe in Him alone, dominate and control earth, so that Shaitan and the forces of Kufr do not tempt mankind. This is the “real battle” between the Shaitan and man. Although Allah dominates every creation, as He is the Creator, he also wants the believers to dominate earth…Allah's Governance On Earth can then influence people so that kufr (unbelief) has no influence over Muslims to change their beliefs. To this battle Allah added some rules: 1. Whoever is winning this battle will be in control of the earth. 2. The Nation that does control Earth or a part of Earth will have the ability to dictate the policies of that part of the Earth. 3. A nation must have strength and power to prevail. This is why there is an order from Allah to the believers to control Earth so that they can enforce the policies of Allah. If the believers don't enforce the Law of Allah at a place, then some other people will make and utilise their own law. This is the “real battle” between imaan and kufr…Thus, if the law of Allah is not supreme, these people turn to kufr. These people are very weak and if they are ruled by kuffar, they could very well give way to kufr…Therefore it is an obligation for those who believe in Allah to apply His laws even if they are killed to protect the majority of mankind. These laws are given to humanity in the form of a book. Any book that Allah sent contains two components: 1. News about the people of the past (e.g. the people of Ad, Thamud, Madyaan, etc.) for us to learn from their experiences. 2. Rules and laws. Allah wants these rules/laws to be applied.

Allah's Governance on Earth (by “Supporters of Shariah Team”), https://www.scribd.com/doc/17199510/Allahs-Governance-on-Earth

See? All they want to do is create Paradise on Earth by liberating man from the evils of kufr and shirk, bringing him into pure slavery to Allah i.e. tawhidu'l-ubudiyyah and removing all obstacles to the enforcement of the only system of law which brings equality and fraternity to mankind, which is Submission to a 7th century man of the sword of loving hate!

Challah Who Snackbar, Moose-Shriek-Keen!

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Komrades, with all this discussion of human waste, one may come to the conclusion that Hopium is a smoke-able form of Jenkem...

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Hmmmm, a pissing contest. I hope Cindy has one of those Party approved funnels that insure gender equality.

(I always knew she was a "stand up" gal)

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Boy, even sisters like Cindy are racists. You know what her problem is? The only way she would be able to pee straight into a cup would be if Dear Leader was right there, holding the cup for her. What does she expect from a Mooslim president?

Dear Leader doesn't care about the Joos. Does she think her son died for a Joo? No, he died to help other Mooslims. Dear Leader love Mooslims so much, he's just trying to bring them all together in Iraq. I knew the day would come when whitey sisters like her would fall off the track, and complain about the first black Mooslim president.

And don't forget what Dear Leader and others said over and over again, that they were the ones who were going to get Osawma. It's a matter of pride. What a whiney white bitch. Doesn't she know what a feather in Dear Leader's cap that would be? We have to show the Bush up. Where did her hatred of Bush go? Doesn't she understand our goal to make him look like the evil fool he was? All whiteys are alike. In the end, they always turn on a brother.


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What intrigues me is the term, "professional left," publicly uttered by someone very high up in the Obama Administration.

The other day I read some article about Al Gore whining about the "professional deniers" who, according to him, have totally hijacked the whole climate change narrative. He's long maintained that oil companies like Exxon pay certain scientists, geologists, etc. to convince the world that global warming is just a whole lot of hooey, and boy, are they good at it! All these years they've wielded an influence over the media and popular culture that poor, pitiful Al can only dream about. Or so he whines.

They also complain about the Tea Party movement being "astroturf" as opposed to "grassroots" (unlike OFA). I remember when we used to troll The Mime's impeachment site, he'd ask who was paying us to leave comments on his blog. He'd remark that whoever it was, they must be paying us very well. I cherish those observations.

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We need to find out who in the VRWC is paying Robert Gibbs to make these inexcusable slips of the tongue!

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Commissarka Pinkie,
Whore House? Whore House? Bobby Gibbs a Spokeswhore? Spokeswhore?
If ever someone deserved a serious whacking from the Pinkie Golden Shovel it's this Cindy Sin de She Hand!

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Commissarka Pinkie said;
"[highlight=#ffff99]We need to find out who in the VRWC is paying Robert Gibbs to make these inexcusable slips of the tongue![/highlight]"

They're not slips of the tongue. We're going to see much more of this in the next few months before the November elections. This is just part of the Great Conning of America. Dear Leader must convince the American public that he and the Democratically Controlled Congress are not of the far left, but indeed centrists. What better way than denouncing the extreme far left?

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Apparently (because I never got the memo) the word "professional" has taken on the same stigma as "big" has in Big Tobacco, Big Pharma, Big Oil.

So when you wanna cast aspersions on some entity you can use either prefix. However in using the term professional to describe the "bad" Left is the amateur Left the preferred alternative? Does the para-Left occupy some middle ground between heaven and hell?

Why not terms like pro-Left (the bad guys) and con-Left (the good guys). But then the traditional meanings of pro and con have been inverted.

So perhaps the pro-Left are the (good) amateurs, while the con-Left are the (bad) professionals.

(excuse me, I'm getting a headache and must lie down)

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If someone were to post a comment at her blogspeck she'd piss her pants in excitement.


I remember when we used to troll The Mime's impeachment site, he'd ask who was paying us to leave comments on his blog. He'd remark that whoever it was, they must be paying us very well. I cherish those observations.

Didn't you get your checks? I thought everybody got their checks. I laundered millions of big oil war bucks into a special account and put Punchenko in charge of paying you professionals for that work.

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Punchenko - where's our money?

I started writing a quick rant, which went on and on, and I finally had to paste it into Word, and when I was finished it stretched on two pages. Now I'm thinking about editing it into a larger article, but I'll post it here anyway.

Of course, the fact that I'm posting such a long rant doesn't mean anyone else of the Party members is allowed to do so as well. "Do as I say and not as I do" is the founding principle that makes a prog a prog.

And if you can't help it, you can at least hide your long posts inside the "Mystery Item" box like this:

        Mystery item No. 1
Wow! Someone popped the cork off his bottle! Only what's to think about? Turn it into an article! ~Pinkie
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Reason for editing this post: To assure myself he's fitted only with Energizer batteries.

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$.$. Halliburton said;"[highlight=#ffff99]Didn't you get your checks? I thought everybody got their checks.[/highlight]"

Checks????? There were checks? Oh Punchenko...............YOU'VE GOT SOME SPLAIN-EN TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yup, that sure was a long rant Red Square, but well written as usual and profound in it's truth.

As for missing money that Punchenko was entrusted with, I think it's about time we drag him down to Party HQ for a thorough body search and interrogation.

        Mystery item No. 0

Dammit, I wanted to hide this thing! Why won't it hide? I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW!--Pinkie

There you go Pinkie, you have to assign a number to the hidden pic like this
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Reason for editing this post: I, Commissarka Pinkie, found Whoopie's image to be very disturbing. This is my thread and unlike everyone else around here, I have standards.


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So now we have the Urine Wars? I've been saying it over and over, but has anyone paid attention? I said these pseudo socialists will be the undoing of all we've worked so hard for. Thank heavens Stalin never lived to see this day!

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I'll toss Cindy a bone for her Hopium of da Massa.

For our artists:
Can we come up with a Mao like poster with Comrade Zero's face and a Mao hat?

Caption reads "The Great Corpseman"

After all, the ChiComs had "The Great Helmsman"?

No need to thank The Cube Cindy, just keep doing what you do best, ummm, actually better than best, amusing the Right and now (oh goody!) the Left too,
Things must be tight at Soros Inc. that they can't spare a few million to shut her up.
Her cash flow ain't what it used to be. Even the "Professional Left" is downsizing.

Once I built a protest, gee it was swell.
Full of that "Hate that Yankee Bushitler scum"
Once I built a protest and now it's gone to hell
Barry can you spare a dime?

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I was sent this image as a Friday the 13th joke. I think Dear Leader never looked better.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:I was sent this image as a Friday the 13th joke. I think Dear Leader never looked better.

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Awesome!

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We own it. Nowhere else does that phrase appear.

Copywriter! Stat! On the double!
We need legal here!
Hurry before some jackass at zazzle steals it!

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one of Mama Moonbat's many dank, dripping, dreary caves


Double eeew!






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But that is not all... no that is not all...

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"Commissarka Pinkie"
Meanwhile, does anyone know where I can get any of this Hopium? It sounds like really good stuff.


Just keep drinking Dear Leaders Kool-Aid - it will come.

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
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Shovel, most equal snapshot of Dear Leader and our affection for Him.

And Comrade Red Square, your magnificent mystery manuscript hits a point I ponder. Does some unseen strong cosmic force deflect massive hoards of money to the left? What cruel irony allows a conservative catchup empire to be built, only to be conscripted by the left? How many conservative fortunes have been inherited by guilt ridden wives and children and then directed toward Utopian social planning? The Bible says, "the wealth of the wicked is laid up for the righteous". So perhaps those wicked conservatives are forever doomed to earn fortunes that end up in a righteous collective coffer. Whatever the reason, collectivism is always well funded.

Some of us may never understand the dynamics behind this financial stream nor the talents of those who tap into it. Many of our backgrounds did not involve other people's money. We work and earn, spend or save and that is the end of it. The more ideological portion of our population needs to earn in less traditional ways so as to allow them more time for ideology. Their skills in manipulating and extracting other people's money develop in proportion to their ideological commitment. God may have nothing to do with it.

However it happens, my eyes have been opened. I now advise my children to secure their future by acquiring a government job (for the good of the people).

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I also wonder when Obama's supporters will quit smoking the Hopium or taking their daily dose of Hypocritium—those are the people who need to be drug tested, not the ones who have remained ideological pure. What is so “crazy” about wanting things like indiscriminate killing of civilians to end globally and social justice here locally?

[highlight=#ff99cc]I'll match my pee up against theirs any day![/highlight]

I think I can piss'em both under the table!

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I did write an extended version of the above rant as promised. After a delay, Pajamas Media published it. It will soon appear on the Cube too.

https://pajamasmedia.com/blog/the-profe ... epage=true

Judging by the comments on that thread so far, I must have done something right.


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Red Square wrote:I did write an extended version of the above rant as promised. After a delay, Pajamas Media published it. It will soon appear on the Cube too.

https://pajamasmedia.com/blog/the-profe ... epage=true

Judging by the comments on that thread so far, I must have done something right.
Right? Of course you were right. You have defined the very essence AND the complete scope of our collectivity. The conservative right stands no chance of winning the end game. They are doomed to a Glorious Future. Stand in front of the oncoming locomotive of Progress and get crushed or ________________________. See that's where I get stumped. I have no previous training in public troughishness. So it's beet fields for me.

But I am a quick learner so any links to "Troughology" or "Troughing Made Easy" would be appreciated. I'm not the type to go down with the ship, so I plan on following the rats.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a man of principle but a guy's gotta eat. Right now I'm supporting Mark Dayton for Governor. I want to be in the right line. I don't know, do you think a Liberal Democrat has a chance in Minnesota?
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