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Co Rep. Salazar Defends Women Against Temptation of Guns

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Dear Comrades,

Colorado People's Deputy Comrade Josef Panchovich Salazar defended the right of women to be raped without fearing their potential misuse of a firearm they might be carrying if the Party's Universal Disarmament and Pacification Plan is not followed on Colorado Oblast's university campuses.

The citing the ‘gender inequalities' that would lead women to misuse firearms, Comrade Joe strongly defended the interests of women to not become mass murderers through gun ownership.

It is a well-known that male gun owners often have the irresistible urge to kill people due to prolonged exposure to weapons, and the natural vulnerability of women to social pressure means that women are even more susceptible to flipping out and killing random people, including potential threats, if they are permitted to carry weapons.

The Party also acknowledges that rapists, like other criminals, are driven into a life of crime because of social injustices. Killing rapists is not a solution to bourgeois oppression, but rather those with criminal predilections need treatment in a safe, secure environment. Were women permitted to use guns, many rapists and others with violence issues would die before they could receive treatment.

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Comrade Salazar has courageously stood up for the values of compassion and rehabilitation that are hallmarks of the Socialist Democratic Party. Just as women can go through counseling and become stronger as a result of their rape experiences, so relying on call boxes and whistles, which summon State security officials, means that safely-detained rapists can be rehabilitated and become productive workers.

Yes, Comrades, rapists and the women they rape can work together to for a glorious future which overcomes social inequalities left over from Capitalism and the abusive Kulak class. We don't need to put women in jeopardy of becoming vicious killers by allowing them to bear arms.

Protect women from guns!
Women and rapists are united against firearms violence!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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....so relying on call boxes and whistles, which summon State security officials, means that safely-detained rapists can be rehabilitated and become productive workers.

Comrade, I am not sure potential rapees can be trusted with call boxes and whistles, either. They might summon State security officials while they are on break and the inappropriate use of whistles might disturb nesting birds.

Some other solution to this vexing problem will have to be found, one that
(a) does not blame the victim
(b) does not blame the perpetrator, who is also a victim
(c) does not deter the State security officials from more important activities, such as denying gun permit applications
(d) places the blame on those who deserve it such as George W. Bush, the GOP and Big Oil

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Exactly, Comrade!
Opiate of the People wrote:
....so relying on call boxes and whistles, which summon State security officials, means that safely-detained rapists can be rehabilitated and become productive workers.

Comrade, I am not sure potential rapees can be trusted with call boxes and whistles, either. They might summon State security officials while they are on break and the inappropriate use of whistles might disturb nesting birds.

Some other solution to this vexing problem will have to be found, one that
(a) does not blame the victim
(b) does not blame the perpetrator, who is also a victim
(c) does not deter the State security officials from more important activities, such as denying gun permit applications
(d) places the blame on those who deserve it such as George W. Bush, the GOP and Big Oil


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Wondering when Sandra Fluke will come out with her own rape whistle...

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The University of Colorado has its own suggestions about how to avoid being raped, without the (ugh) disgusting necessity of carrying a gun.

The suggestions include vomiting, claiming it's "that time of the month", and urinating.

Comrades - we progressives sure know how to promote femininity!

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Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Wondering when Sandra Fluke will come out with her own rape whistle...

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Yes... a whistle that calls rapists! Sandra would certainly be up for that! And, with all her free protection, there would be no risk of pregnancy or other preventable diseases!

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Rep. Salazar should take comfort that an overwhelming majority of young-women LIVs who ardently supported Obama are equally ardently committed to Obeying the concept of "Universal Background-Checks" for ALL firearms:

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"Ye the People Cannot Resist this Transition" and likewise cannot resist "Universal Background-Check" requirements for owning/possessing any type of firearm.

--KOOK

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I was going to claim gonorrhea but this handgun seems more effective against a rapist.

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Why don't womyns just use the Rosa Delauro defense?

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Bold and red added by Pinkie.

https://michellemalkin.com/2013/02/18/c ... ing-a-gun/

here's what the University of Colorado- Colorado Springs advises innocent victims to do when they fall prey to attackers:

What To Do If You Are Attacked
These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.
Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
Don't take time to look back; just get away.
If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. (Pinkie: IOW, close your eyes and think of Obama and all the free stuff he's going to give you.)
Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate. (Unless you want to use a gun. We only want you to take actions that may stop him, not will.)
Actually, these are not exactly new. I recall reading something very similar in a women's magazine many years ago. The article encouraged all manner of unladylike behavior (i.e., belching, passing gas, nose-picking) to turn off a rapist. Telling him that you're menstruating or that you have an STD is a ploy as old as rape itself. In fact, it predates the invention of guns.

The UCCS has since removed these so-called 10 tips from their website:

https://www.uccs.edu/pusafety/what-to-d ... cked-.html

Click on the above link that perpetuated all this medievalism, and you'll now find this:

Update - February 19, 2013
• The recent circulation of this web page containing information about rape prevention at the University of Colorado Colorado Springs was taken out of context on popular social media sites.
• No policy was changed by the university and no advisories were sent to students.
• This page is not related to the gun control discussions now taking place in the Colorado General Assembly.
• This page was created in 2006 as supplemental material for women who had completed an internationally recognized Rape Aggression Defense course offered free of charge to UCCS
students.
• The 10 tips were considered last resort options when all other defense methods have been exhausted. (Pinkie: Go nuclear by cutting the cheese and flicking boogers?)
• This site was intended as a reminder for graduates of the RAD program, an intensive self defense program, and part of a larger discussion of last-resort tactics.
• As a response to recent interest in the page, the Department of Public Safety has updated this page to provide additional context and information about crime prevention and the
opportunity to enroll in the RAD class.
We apologize for the miscommunication and any confusion that this page may have caused.
In other words, we at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs aren't about to admit that the 10 tips we posted here are pretty darn stupid and useless and belong in the Dark Ages along with wind power.

Nor are we about to acknowledge they're indefensible. In fact, we could defend and clarify them anytime we want, but we're too busy with more important things right now—like raising awareness of the need for gun control—to enlighten a bunch of digitally Limbaughtomized, Faux News addicted 23 percenters.

No, instead we scrubbed the 10 tips because some mean, hateful conservatives found them and are making a joke out of them, because conservatives think rape is always a laughing matter.

In fact, if only they'd been outraged and offended by the 10 tips, WE would have said they were only a joke, and accused the conservatives once again of not having a sense of humor and being too stupid to get an obvious joke.

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Speaking of medieval stories of romance and rape...

At midnight, Cinderella turned into a pumpkin, but that didn't stop the Prince who could no longer control his passion...

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Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Wondering when Sandra Fluke will come out with her own rape whistle...

As soon as the government decides to pay for it.

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Personally, I've always found the Islamic tradition effective.

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University of Colorado Coeds Don't Need Guns to Protect Their Guns. We provide Anti-Rape Masks so life-like our Coeds can stroll the campus naked at night without fear of being raped.

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