Dateline - Washington DC
Last night in the nation's capital, Comrade President Barackzebub Hussein Obama gave a rousing rendition of the annual State of Disunion Address to a joint Congress filled with worshiping admirers. In the photo above, the President calmly makes it plain that He is, in fact, God, as his throngs applaud.
As the President begins his speech, Comrade Valerie Jarett goes into a little jig in the audience, much to the surprise and approval of those near her.
First Lady Above the United States Moochelle Obama tries to appear interested, as her husband speaks to his masses of
During intermission, Chuckie and Johnny both call out the winning raffle number!
In the audience, reich wing teabagger racist and rock star Ted Nugent looks on.
All in all, a splendid time was had by all, as Dear Leader enthusiastically, but firmly - let me be clear - explained how more government, more taxes, and more spending will solve every problem known to man (and womyn) during his second term, if the Rethugglikkkans will just get out of the way.
Tne next time he speaks on TV, I will be closely monitoring TV channels to see if this happens again.
The suspicious, thought criminals, dissidents, and enemies of the people will be severly dealt with. Free trips to the Gulag will be provided at no cost.
Non-Workers of the World Unite! Demand more government regulation, free bread, free I-Pads and other free stuff.