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Country Music, & NASCAR! Appealing to the Unwashed Masses

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Dear Leader (PBUH) who is all things to all people will appeal to his Reichwing Teabagger constituency by celebrating the "music" that they are brainwashed to...

Though he is not "of" these people, he is their leader, and must show his love for them before he wipes them out. He has invited a collection of these "artists" to bring thier banjos and jugs and they may entertain the staff of the House of Color not to be Mentioned, though there will be a matter of national security and a buffet scheduled that will prevent the first Family from actually attending and being too close to such contagion.

Dear Leader (PBUH) in order to display his white southern (as opposed to his Kenyan, Indonesian, or Irish) heritage has already dispatched his dearest emissary, FLATUS Her Majesty Moochele to the temple of redneck religion--the NASCAR circuit, where in Miami, sadly she had to order the race drivers to start their engines.

The crowd of what is ordinarily bitter clingers Honored the Wife of His "O-liness" and quickly realized a problem and took out their vitreol against the drivers; and they booed them for not following orders before they were spoken, even though the silly drivers knew EXACTLY what was expected of them.

When SHE-who-speaks-to-HIM is introduced, things are to already be in motion, she should not be forced to stoop to giving commoners simple instructions to do their JOBS. Truly a display that is not to be duplicated again.

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The video in the link https://tv.breitbart.com/nascar-crowd-b ... lle-obama/ says it all, and you couldn't even see the mess from the cheese-fries Moochele was grazing on. Moochele was disgruntled as "Pits" had nothing to do with barbecue...

Image These slack-jawed drivers are to be ashamed, as not one of them was driving a Prius or a Chevy VOLT. Small wonder they were booed.


 
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