Behold the triumph of Socialist Ingenuity! After only ONE SINGLE ATTEMPT our robot SET A RECORD FOR SOLVING THE PEOPLE'S CUBE. On top of that, our superior robot outperforms the capitalists, for EACH AND EVERYTIME we have it solve The Cube, IT DOES IT IN A NEW RECORD TIME! In honor of this triumph of noble socialist skill, I have allotted an extra hour of time today during the work day for each and every comrade. Praise Obama!
umm, now, exactly what does it do? Or am I being capitalistic presumptuous in assumptions that it should 'do' anything? Please give informative to me
Colonel 7.62" Future upgrades will enable it to set world records in rubber stamping Dear Leader's orders, thus replacing Congress. Again; superior than the capitalist system.
ah ha, I see, the Rubber Stamer czar. Very good! And most needed.