CHICAGO, IL - From an undisclosed location somewhere in the Chicago metropolitan area, a cult known as "Disciples of Barack," whose members revere President Obama as a living deity, has taken to the streets and social media platforms with the message that "the arrival of Donald Trump signifies that the end times is here and the only escape from the horror and peril is to leave with us on January 20th, 2017 at 11:00pm Eastern Time."
Jeremiah Allison, the self-proclaimed prophet and leader of the Disciples of Barack, has come out in the open for the fist time since he conceived this religion during the 2008 presidential race. His following, which has been slowly growing over the past seven years, has seen a sharp increase in membership in recent weeks, with Obama's last term entering its final year.
The crippling fear of a world where Barack Obama is not the president is widely shared in the radical Left circles, often combined with the perception of the Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump as King of Hell and Prince of Darkness. Preying on those very fears, Allison has taken to Twitter and Facebook to spread his end-of-days warning and recruit new members.
Many were quick to point out that the date Allison keeps warning about is the last day Obama will hold the presidential office. What sounds like the ranting of a madman has already attracted a large number of Obama's most loyal followers, who are now seeking to join the cult in an attempt to escape what they believe will be the world's destruction, when the heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare.
The secretive group is reportedly screening applicants so that only "true followers" will be allowed to join them when they "depart" on January 20th, 2017. Due to the specific dates given and the nature of the organization, authorities and other public officials are deeply concerned that the group may be planning a mass suicide on the evening of Barack Obama's final day as the President of the United States.
Religious leaders in the area have been attempting to counter the cult with a campaign of their own, trying to sway the easily influenced away from Allison's organization. Local Democratic Party organizations, however, have opposed the counter-campaign because they feel it may tarnish President Obama's image - a fear that church leaders have dismissed as "irrational," "unsupported by facts," and "a knee-jerk reaction of a frightful and helpless mind."
The counter-campaign has also encountered heavy criticism and resistance from members of the left-wing community, who were quick to label Chicago church leaders as bigots, racists, and culturally ignorant. This has inadvertently strengthened the Disciples of Barack's message, attracting more converts and increasing the number of the cult's following to an estimated 638 members at the time of this post.
Allison continues to maintain a strict no-contact policy for himself and other cult members regarding speaking to the press or law enforcement officers, which makes it next to impossible to obtain an interview with the cult leader, let alone infiltrate their organization.
Chedoh.... authorities and public officials are deeply concerned that the group may be planning a mass suicide on the evening of Barack Obama's final day as the President of the United States.
Zampolit BlokhayevIs Comrade Bernie a member?
Heh heh... he called Bernie a "member"...
Lev TermenThat big ol' plastic tarp on the floor says "Wesson party," if you know what I mean, and I think you do, nudge nudge wink wink say no more sir.
I'd be very interested in some snaps of this party. Holiday snaps? They could be taken on holiday. Even some candy photography would be splendid. Nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat, don'tcha know.
Red SquareMr. and Mrs. Obama welcome cult members into what looks like the afterlife...
Looks like hell to me, Comrade Red Square. Oh, wait ... "afterlife" and "Paradise" are not synonymous, are they? Nor is "eternal."
Photo of Comet Bohoutek. Is it really returning 20 January 2017 to take O-Ba-Ma back home? Watch The History Channel to find out.
MargaretThe comet Bohoutek is expected to return on January 20 2017. Many believe the comet Bohoutek is actually the spaceship that brought the all wise ancient space alien Bohoutek (otherwise known as Barack O-Ba-Ma) to earth thousands of years ago. Many believe that Bohoutek is returning on that date to take O-Ba-Ma back home. If they are true believers and wish to catch a ride they have to drink the Boho-aide and when their corporal bodies die their real self will go to join O-Ba-Ma on the spaceship/comet Bohoutek, they believe. Really.
I have a warehouse full of paper cups at Craptek's Safer-Space™ World!™ (recyclable of course)