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Defend Chicago Against Republican Imperialism!

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Comrades! Chicago is under assault from right-wing forces. They have one of the worst murder rates in the USSA, horrible schools, and a massive debt, and the highest sales tax. Do not let these glorious achievements get destroyed. Chicago must be defended at all costs if their way of life is to be preserved!

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Opiate of the People wrote:Defend Chicago (tax Indiana!)
Didn't NYC do that to NYS ? Never the less...

To arms, comrades!!!!!! Break out the Mosin-Nagants and help Comrade Mayor Rahm Emmanuel defend the moral superiority of Marxism and Socialism in the Chicago Oblast!!!!

There are more people on Welfare in Illinois than there are people working.

Chicago pays the highest wages to teachers than anywhere else in the U.S. averaging $110,000/year. Their pensions average 80-90% of their income. You can't blame that on republicans because there aren't any.
Wow, are Illinois and Chicago great or what?

Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago? Body count: In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago. 221 killed in Iraq AND Chicago has one of the strictest gun laws in the entire US.
Here's the Chicago chain of command:

President: Barack Hussein Obama
Senator: Dick Durbin
House Representative: Jesse Jackson Jr.
Governor: Pat Quinn
House leader: Mike Madigan
Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)
Mayor: Rahm Emanuel
The leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago. Of course, they're all blaming each other. Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!
Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country. Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!
State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country. Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!
Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois. And he is going to 'fix' Washington politics for us???
George Ryan is no longer Governor, he is in the big house.
Of course he was replaced by Rob Blajegovitch who is...that's right, also in the big house.
And Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. resigned a few weeks ago. That is because he is fighting being sent to...that's right, the big house.
The Land of Lincoln, where our governors make our license plates.
But you know what? As long as they keep providing entitlements to the population of Chicago, nothing is going to change, except the state will go broke before the country does.

This Defies Logic. This is the Left.

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Chicago will defend itself against conservatives with your re-distributions make all things even more equal.

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We must stop this Republican adventurism! I have taken the liberty of drawing up plans for the defense of Chicagograd. It is not so much a Ring of Steel as one of blubber. No one shall squeeze past the barricades!

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Comrade Chairman
With targets like those defending the barricades of Division St. we will have to requisition a few BMG's for the use of. Is there a record roll by weight for drooling idiots in Boone and Crockett?

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Chairman Meow wrote:No one shall squeeze past the barricades!
Comrade Meow, we are happy to see our past military training investment has not been wasted on you. Please wear this to all future people's assemblies.
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As was mentioned elsewhere remarkably recently, Dear Father Guido Hussein Obama has this under control...

Remember, you can get further with a kind word and a propeller than you can with just a kind word.


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Comrade Mayor Rahm would be well served to learn the story of Comrade General Dmitry Pavlov who failed in his duties to defend the Motherland during the opening days of the great patriotic war in 1941. Party doctrine requires those who are responsible for failure to be held accountable and denounced as an enemy of the people. Since there is a shortage of bullets in the USSA, the use of a propeller is a great example of glorious socialist ingenuity that makes Dear Leader Comrade President such an effective leader! In fact this is an inspiration to the blocking units that instead of machine gunning retreating cowards, propellers will not only be used, but be set to blow our glorious troops towards the enemy!

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Commissar manning the new weapon during the battle of Chicagograd.


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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Comrade Meow, we are happy to see our past military training investment has not been wasted on you. Please wear this to all future people's assemblies.
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I am honored to be awarded this decoration and shall wear it proudly on my collar along with my Order of Lenin, rabies vaccination, concealed claw permit, bird and small rodent hunting license, Obamacare waiver, and various tags showing I have paid state and municipality cat tax license fees.


 
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