Comrades!!

We are in desperate need of distracting agitprop for the last presidential debate. It is the solemn duty of every loyal party member to be sure to counter relevant talking-points made by the opposing Republican candidate by any means possible using all known venues!! Pull out the stops for this one!! Be sure to include the old tried-and-true ones like Romney's paid up tax records, Romney's dog, ex-employee's dead wives, college sluts, birth control pills, big oil, big tobacco, global warming and if need be rubbers.

I have the Benghazi portion of the debate covered..........

Foreign policy? ....

Solution: hide a radio-controlled whoopie cushion in Romney's podium and give the remote to the "moderator."

Dear Leader just needs to stay on message to the People ™ and he'll mop the floor with that running dog tonight!