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This just in - New Jersey governor Chris Christie plans to switch parties in time for the 2016 presidential election, becoming approximately two fifths (2/5) of the entire Democrat Party.
This comes as a shock to many Democrats, most of whom have traditionally viewed Michael Moore as two fifths (2/5) of the party, and obviously with Christie on board that would only leave a single fifth (1/5) for the entire remainder of the party.
However, by utilizing Core Curriculum Math, it has now been proven that Michael Moore is actually only one fifth (1/5) of the Democrat Party, so that leaves the remaining two fifths (2/5) to be divided between all other Democrats.
While both Hillary™ and official Court Jester Joe Biden will also be vying for the presidential nomination, in Hillary™'s case what difference, at this point, does it make? And Comrade Joe, with hair plugs and clown nose included, makes up only 1/gazillionth of the party, so it's clear that, unless current president B. Husseinovich Obama chooses to run for a third term, Gov. Christie will likely be the next president of the USSA.
I just had to try and fix R.O.C.K. in the USSA's subject/title when itGov. Chris Christie to Switch Parties,
This is one primary where people might have to vote by the pound (or kilo) instead of by item.