Dear Comrades,

The Central Committee of the Los Angeles Unified School District has announced formation of the Childrens' Obamacare Implementation Taskforce, also called the Healtherjugend.

Their task will be to teach their parents about the glories of Socialist Healthcare, and report non-compliant parents to their School Commissars and the Internal Revenue Security Service.

Healtherjugend battalions will be formed at all schools in the Los Angeles area, using the innovative ‘paid in the rear' system that schools are well-acquainted with.

Students who show proper posturing and performance in their activities by meeting their quotas for denunciations will be shown special favors by State authorities as well as increased rations.

Students will be trained in their Healtherjugend battalions how to educate their relatives about Obamacare. Party officials agree that this is only the beginning of using children to help with the implementation of Socialism in the USSA.

As the Healtherjugend spread into other school districts, they will be tasked with further indoctrination activities and assist the State's security organs with monitoring reactionaries and non-conformists hiding among worker and peasant families.

Support your local Healtherjugend Battalion! Children, bring the light of Socialism from your schools into your homes to teach your parents loyalty to the Motherland!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Healtherjungend is part of The Common Core? Digo si?

Es ist alles das Gleiche, Kamerad!

This is no conspiracy, Comrade... these are the People's Children. It takes a village to raise a child, and the name of that village is 'The Socialist Democratic Party'!

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:This is no conspiracy, Comrade... these are the People's Children. It takes a village to raise a child, and the name of that village is 'The Socialist Democratic Party'!

I suppose NSA can figure that out, too. Damn. Loose lips sink ships.

Nein kinder. Nein problem; yet.

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:This is no conspiracy, Comrade... these are the People's Children. It takes a village to raise a child, and the name of that village is 'The Socialist Democratic Party'!

"I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform."--Norman Thomas, perennial Presidential candidate of the U.S. Socialist Party (1944)

As near as I can tell, apparently Norman Thomas did say that. Snopes doesn't seem to have anything definitive about it. However, there is a heckofa story of his life at Wikipedia- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Thomas

Reading that Wikipedia article was quite educational for me.

HEY KIDS-

Maybe your Old Fogey - Heads In The Sand - Revanchist Backward-Looking "Parents" (Ick, ick, ick!) are simply too OLD - And Out-Of-Touch - To Join The World Of Next Tuesday!

So DO YOU KNOW WHO Hates THEIR Counter-Revolutionary "OLD, Outmoded" Thinking As Much As YOU DO?

[HINT: We have Ice Cream!, Chocolate-Chip Cookies!, and FREE PUPPIES!!! - to any kid who Rats-Out Informs On Confesses Discusses With US Their "OLD-Thinking" Parents! Plus, You Get to move to a Really Swell Kids' Kamp!]

Dear Apparatchik
Ice cream and cookies? That don't cut it no mo'. The Party Youth Corps want iPhones, und der Pantherkinder want double stack semi auto sidearms. The only positive aspect of their demands is in the knowledge that the young do have some sense of value.

Comrade Pistov wrote:Nein kinder. Nein problem; yet.

Ich denke, Sie meinen: 'Keine Kinder, kein Problem.'(Nur ein Dienst, den wir unseren Lesern anbieten.)

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:

Dear Comrades,

The Central Committee of the Los Angeles Unified School District has announced formation of the Childrens' Obamacare Implementation Taskforce, also called the Healtherjugend.

Support your local Healtherjugend Battalion! Children, bring the light of Socialism from your schools into your homes to teach your parents loyalty to the Motherland!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Amazing!!! My very good friend and Ministry of Love colleague, Adolf Healther, has just been informed that he will be chosen by Dear Leader to organize and inspire these groups of little Healthers. I'm worried that he's getting carried away with it though. Yesterday at lunch at the Heidelberg in Ann Arborstan, he told us of his plans to annex the Sudetenland, whatever that is.