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Herman Cain Now Sexually Harasses All Women From TV

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More evidence emerges of Herman Cain making white liberal women all over America uncomfortable with his signature “I'm gonna sexually harass you” behavior on TV

Inspired by this video on this thread. Ushanka tip to Comrade Shovel 4 U

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What else do you expect a white liberal woman to think when a black man offers her a "job"? Especially if it is accompanied with a show of fingers that suggests positions she hasn't yet even tried with any of her boyfriends and/or girlfriends? Especially if this is all coming at her from the same TV screen she uses to watch porn videos?

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Komrads. I never cease to be amazed at the Party's ability to counter kapitalist reactionaries through the time tested method of accusation. With the state controlled medias' coordinated blitz of never ending diversion from actual issues (which only confuse the proles anyway), the glorious denunciation by the kollektiv of this paper tiger will serve to promote the benign dictatorship policies of Dear Leader. As a Kommissar I can still vote for this enemy of the people to demonstrate the impunity of the politburo in these matters. By the way, how did we discover Herman Cain was black?

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I knew it! I was watching a Godfathers Pizza ad one night in the 1980s when I suddenly had a creepy feeling that if I were a female, the man who ran this company would be fondling me! What more proof do we need?

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Distance does not matter in sexual harassment.

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Didn't Herman Cain play Stiffler in his High School Play? Perhaps this is where he developed a need to abuse white womens.

I heard he followed up with a another classic performance...


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Much of Cain's sexual harassment is subliminal.

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Italy is complaining about unfair competition. Berlusconi is stepping down to concentrate his efforts.

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Excellent work comrades! As head fryer of The Wombat Factory, we have been looking to roast this Kulak Cain for some time. We sent forth Princess Nookie to do her thang and have created quite a stir in The Peoples Media.

This propaganda along with Rahm and Axelrods workin' it should get us some mileage.

Remember, if your a pizza connoisseur you should try bigger and thicker.

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If only Herman was a Hollywood director, then Whoopie might be cackling on the view about whether it was really "rape-rape". Speaking of which, I guess Whoopie doesn't take up for blacks unless they are on the democrat plantation. I'm obviously beating a dead horse by saying this, but... Imagine it was a black democrat male being maligned in this fashion.

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As People's Director, I am issuing a directive for Commisarka Pinkie and her mother Yellin' Yelena to come out together and file a class action lawsuit on behalf of all toiling women, describing, in vivid detail, how Herman Cain inappropriately touched their shovels, wiggled his eyebrow, and suggestively inquired which end really was the business end.

Pictures to follow. This will be a glorious working-class action. Gloria Allred is standing by.

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Just reading about Herman Cain on this thread is making me feel uncomfortable to the extent that I'm convinced I've been sexually harassed by him.

I'm too embarrassed to share any further details, not even with my mother, BFF, second BFF, doctor, therapist or police officer. However, if you bring on Gloria Allred and get all the other women of the Cube on board, and arrange a press conference for all of us, and TV appearances, maybe a whole cross-country bus tour like Obama's doing to sell his jobs bill, I'm sure I'd find it a lot easier to confide to all the masses the most intimate, explicit details of what happened.

I must emphasize that I'm not doing this for money, fame, attention, book contracts, TV or movie offers, or the hopes of one day being tapped to appear on ABC's Dancing With the Stars or to pose for Playboy. At least not at this time. What's important at the moment is that I've made the courageous, difficult decision to emerge from the shadows . . . to crawl out from under the rock, as it were . . . for the millions of other women who are too embarrassed to crawl out and speak up for themselves.

I'm doing this to raise awareness . . . because I care.

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Sob.... .. .. Commissarka.. . . weep.... . . I feel your pain.... the monster... . . .

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but your not alone.......


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Yes, it's starting to come back to me . . . you see in my avatar, how my shovel is as tall as I am? Obvious, right? Well, instead of stating the Obvious, Herman Cain remarked that my shovel was just a little thing that came up no higher than his chin.

I never felt so uncomfortable. So violated. So dirty.

Then he asked if I dig a deep ditch. Well, of course I do—always! That's when he said, “Then I have just the tool to show you!”

What was I to think? What would any good and virtuous woman think at a statement like that? Needless to say, I thought he was going to pull “it” out, so in a panic I said, “No, Mr. Cain, what are you doing? I already have a tool—I mean a shovel—and I love my shovel. It's big and strong and if you don't stop what you're doing, it's going to whack you but good!”

He replied, “Very well, Commissarka, I'll stop. I just think a pizza cutter would work a lot better on deep dish pizza than your shovel. You have a really thin crust, don't you?”

Now I felt more than just uncomfortable and violated and dirty. I also felt stupid. And that's when I whacked him upside the head with my shovel and left him slumped in the back seat of his limo, his pizza cutter spinning.

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You spun his pizza cutter on the first date? What were you wearing? Was your babushka a bit far back, showing some skin? Shall I ask about vodka?

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Comrades,
Although he may have reached millions by television, the number of in person behavioral grievances will probably not exceed 14,300.

Colonel, that's what my sources say too, Sir!

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New allegations have emerged from women who worked for Godfather's Pizza many years ago. The two accusers both claim that Mr. Cain was obsessed with "instructing them in the proper technique."

Anonymous Former Godfather's Associate #1: "He was always telling me that I needed to improve my tossing skills. Some might think it had something to do with pizza dough, but I knew what he really meant."

Anonymous Former Godfather's Associate #2: "Mr. Cain preferred calling pizzas "pies" and he talked about eating pies and how the pies tasted. That kind of innuendo digusted me, so I filed a complaint and was fired the next day."

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Tovarichi wrote:You spun his pizza cutter on the first date? What were you wearing? Was your babushka a bit far back, showing some skin? Shall I ask about vodka?

Dammit, it wasn't a date, Tovarichi! I went to him for help because I thought he could find me a new boyfriend. I was so embarrassed by what ensued that at the time I couldn't tell anyone except my then-boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend, and the only reason I was able to tell either of them was because I knew it would make them jealous and maybe my then-boyfriend, at least, would be sympathetic and more sensitive about things like the toilet seat; while the ex-boyfriend would simply be sorry he ever broke up with me now that he saw other boys wanted me.

Just last night I spoke about this with my current boyfriend, and he says he'll back me up, because he knows if he doesn't, I have a future boyfriend waiting in the wings.

In fact, if Gloria Allred can get me a push-up bra to enhance my cleavage like she did for Sharon Bialek when they went on national TV to make their case to Martha McCallum on Fox News the other day, I expect to have a lot of future boyfriends wanting to become my current boyfriends!

Not that that's why I'm doing this. As I said before, I'm only doing this to raise awareness of how much I care about all the other women who may have suffered as I have.

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By Lenin, the next time someone says "who cares?" I shall certainly use your name. Who could have believed that a shovel swinger like you would care so much for the attentions of a person of color, and so many boyfriends to try to please! You poor thing.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Tovarichi wrote:You spun his pizza cutter on the first date? What were you wearing? Was your babushka a bit far back, showing some skin? Shall I ask about vodka?

Dammit, it wasn't a date, Tovarichi! I went to him for help because I thought he could find me a new boyfriend. I was so embarrassed by what ensued that at the time I couldn't tell anyone except my then-boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend, and the only reason I was able to tell either of them was because I knew it would make them jealous and maybe my then-boyfriend, at least, would be sympathetic and more sensitive about things like the toilet seat; while the ex-boyfriend would simply be sorry he ever broke up with me now that he saw other boys wanted me.

Just last night I spoke about this with my current boyfriend, and he says he'll back me up, because he knows if he doesn't, I have a future boyfriend waiting in the wings.

In fact, if Gloria Allred can get me a push-up bra to enhance my cleavage like she did for Sharon Bialek when they went on national TV to make their case to Martha McCallum on Fox News the other day, I expect to have a lot of future boyfriends wanting to become my current boyfriends!

Not that that's why I'm doing this. As I said before, I'm only doing this to raise awareness of how much I care about all the other women who may have suffered as I have.

BAGAWWWKKKK!!!!
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..He harassed me too!.He said "Nice beard dude!"


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I was tonight robo-called for fundraising by Herman... I feel so cheap.


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Comrades, here in a disturbing display of male chauvinist sexual and mental abuse, Herman Cain is photographed telling his audience that "size matters".

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As you can see by the insert in the photo, in the lower left three abused women (who were photographed in the lobby watching Cain's speech due to there being standing room only in the auditorium) are shocked by what they've just seen.

Where will it end, Comrades?? Haven't we seen enough of this Cain???

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Herman Cain even harasses his wife in public:

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