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Hillary: I lost because I'm a dirty, dirty capitalist pig!

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At the Shared Value Leadership Summit, Clinton was asked if being a capitalist hurt her chances at winning the election, noting that she was specifically asked during a debate if she is a capitalist.

“Probably,” Clinton said with a smirk. “You know, it's hard to know but if you're in the Iowa caucuses and 41 percent of Democrats are socialist — or self-described socialists — and I'm asked ‘are you a capitalist?' and I say, ‘yes but with appropriate regulation and appropriate accountability,' that probably gets lost in the ‘Oh my gosh she's a capitalist!'”

This is why she had to rig the DNC — her Democrat Socialist competition, Bernie Sanders was much more popular with voters than she was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhl3JJX ... e=youtu.be


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Think of the words capitalism and freedom as being interchangeable here. They are.

"Are you for freedom?"

"Yes. As long as freedom is regulated by me and accountable to me it's okay."

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Hillary comes out clean. "I was a dirty capitalist pig!"

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So now we know what really happened...

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Hillary needs capitalism like a fish needs a bicycle. I know that doesn't make sense but I think you get my point.

If not, check this out:
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary CLINTON 2012

As a Made Prog™ I find this paragraph totally incomprehensible. Do you?

Oh well, maybe it's just me.

As a student of writing, though, I find the beginning of the third sentence: "My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride..." a bit redundant, if you know what I mean. I mean, I don't want to be an annoying nit picker or anything but.......

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Did not even the sainted Obama (PBUH) admit to working "behind enemy lines" for capitalist pigs early on in his career? Is the Many-Titted Empress Dowager of Chappaqua so inept that she couldn't figure out how to use her decades of experience behind enemy lines as supreme qualification for the throne office?

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Pamalinsky wrote: "My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride..." ....

Approved by the Department of Redundancy Department. Again.

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Pamalinsky wrote: check this out:
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary CLINTON 2012

As a Made Prog™ I find this paragraph totally incomprehensible. Do you?


Oh yes mam, I recognized it the second I read it. Below the Mason Dixon Line it's called the 'sidestep'. Of course because of the Gruber philosophy that we all just fell off the turnip truck yesterday, we're not suppose to notice that they are not saying anything.



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Hillary needs capitalism like a fish needs a bicycle.I know that doesn't make sense but I think you get my point.

If not, check this out:
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary CLINTON 2012

As a Made Prog™ I find this paragraph totally incomprehensible. Do you?
Comrade Pamalinsky: MS Hillary is a graduate of the
"Irwin Corey school of logic and reason"
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Pamalinsky wrote:Hillary needs capitalism like a fish needs a bicycle. I know that doesn't make sense but I think you get my point.

If not, check this out:
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary CLINTON 2012

As a Made Prog™ I find this paragraph totally incomprehensible. Do you?

Oh well, maybe it's just me.

As a student of writing, though, I find the beginning of the third sentence: "My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride..." a bit redundant, if you know what I mean. I mean, I don't want to be an annoying nit picker or anything but.......

Dafuq? I'd like to personally thank the Russians for saving us from the She Beast Hillary. They let her get away with that BS?

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What a brave, brave womyn to confess to this most egregious of thoughtcrime! She has set an example for us all.

Who among us hasn't harbored a secret desire, at some point in our lives, to sell something for more than we paid for it? We all have (except for me, of course*).

EVERYONE should confess, and renew our dedication the the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!
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*As a Scientist, I deal in pure Thought, and have no need or desire for the filthy lucre of the Bourgeoisie. Therefore, I am exempt. Do as I say, not as I do.

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:*As a Scientist, I deal in pure Thought, and have no need or desire for the filthy lucre of the Bourgeoisie. Therefore, I am exempt. Do as I say, not as I do.

Except, of course, if that filthy lucre comes in the form of grant funding. Because science.

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:*As a Scientist, I deal in pure Thought, and have no need or desire for the filthy lucre of the Bourgeoisie. Therefore, I am exempt. Do as I say, not as I do.

Except, of course, if that filthy lucre comes in the form of grant funding. Because science.

Well, ah... <AHEM!> ah, yes.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote: "My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride..." ....

Approved by the Department of Redundancy Department. Again.

I'm the Minister of Redundancy Minister, and she didn't even bother to file any of the proper approval forms (in triplicate) to request the proper approval forms (in triplicate) for an authorized redundancy permit (singular, one-time use only; batteries not included).

By the way, do we have a Postmaster General Field Marshal around here? If not, we need to appoint one and a deputy to promote after he/she/they/ze is executed after the show trial reassigned; everyone keeps claiming that their forms have been lost in the mail.

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Good Lenin,

Just how many of these Ministers of Redundancy Ministers are there running around?

We used to ship them out of here by the trainload, as I recall... good times...

Yep, good times, indeed.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Good Lenin,

Just how many of these Ministers of Redundancy Ministers are there running around?
It is a redundant position. (This is not to be confused with a recumbent position, which takes place elsewhere.)

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trashmouth wrote:
Hillary needs capitalism like a fish needs a bicycle.I know that doesn't make sense but I think you get my point.

If not, check this out:
"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked. My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."
- Hillary CLINTON 2012

As a Made Prog™ I find this paragraph totally incomprehensible. Do you?
Comrade Pamalinsky: MS Hillary is a graduate of the
"Irwin Corey school of logic and reason"
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OMG, Comrade Trashmouth, I love Professor Irwin Corey! He reminds me of my father-in-law who is a genuine Rocket Scientist and speaks very much like Irwin. Looks like him, too. We kid him about this frequently. Very handsome men, these two.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Think of the words capitalism and freedom as being interchangeable here. They are.

"Are you for freedom?"

"Yes. As long as freedom is regulated by me and accountable to me it's okay."

For the left, that works with just about any word, though I suppose there are a few exceptions, e.g., "abortion" and "[illegal] immigration."

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Comrades, wealth only becomes a vice when you actually sell something of value for profit. There is no evidence that Hillary ever delivered anything for those huge speaking fees, indeed, she didn't even solicit such payments. In her own words "That's just what they paid me." So, it was a gift of sorts without any expectation of a quid pro quo.

And for those who might suspect otherwise, to quote the Clinton family motto: "Neque Probare Possunt Tibi Eam" (You can't prove it).

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Ah, but what of that brilliantly conducted trading in cattle futures?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrades, wealth only becomes a vice when you actually sell something of value for profit.

And that, Comrades, is why I am as pure as the driven snow.

Just keep those research grants coming, and I won't have to stoop to selling anything.


 
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