COMRADES!!!!!!!!!!


This is just to much. As an inner party member and a made comrade it is my duty to take on burdens that no normal ordinary party slob would or could do without being denounced, purged and sent to the gulag. Such as I have taken on the unpleasant burden of actually visiting right-wing web frights....err....sites and see what those teabagging reichwingers are up to, and dutifully file my party issued approved form 1287-23-567-000=98A "What Those Teabagging RiechWingers Are Up To" report in triplicate with a number two pencil and send it up the party chain of command.

Of course, I only peruse reading their babble about freedom, liberty and the hackneyed blather about capitalism actually working when allowed to without being stifled by Government interference because "it's for the children". Believe me Comrades I get no joy at all reading blogs such as American Digest and American Thinker or Hot Air or Ace of Spades.....ALL LOSERS.

Well, today after fumigating my keyboard prior to surfing the web before visiting these horrid sites, I went to that she devil Michelle Malkin's website, and comrades I have never been so angry in my life. Be prepared when you hit the link.

https://michellemalkin.com/2010/11/08/a ... increases/

This .... hack,...... snort, witch woman has stolen RED SQUARE'S glorious work!!!!! Plastered it right there on her website on a story MOCKING PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

After November elections, and that ever so slight messaging problem we encountered with the American voter, who just can't appreciate the brilliance of our superior political ideas
and minds and sorta voted a tad bit different this time than when Obama got elected, those tea bagging, cave dwelling, slurpee swigging low lifes are now rubbing salt on our wounds and stealing our artwork!!!!!!!!!

I DENOUNCE MICHELLE MALKIN.....I demand a retraction, an apology, an autograph, royalties paid to "Save The Children From Evil Republican's Fund". This cannot stand! If we do not stop this in its tracks post haste Comrades the next thing you know "The People's Cube" will get praise from Rush Limbaugh!!!!

Man your shovels Comrades and start denouncing!!!!!!!!!

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:...This is just to much. As an inner party member and a made comrade it is my duty to take on burdens that no normal ordinary party slob would or could do without being denounced, purged and sent to the gulag.

This made my heart go flutter flutter. We, the Inner Party Elite have our heavy burden to keep a sharp eye on these party slobs and slovenly proles. do we not?! Of course we do. This is the only way they will learn the True Ways of Corrected Thought ™ (which, yes, is a title I will take for myself). They must continually be denounced, purged and gulaged . . . but I digress....

This Michelle Malkin personage needs to be more than just denounced. We must send her a letter of impending law suites!! Why, I've never seen such a thing! (and regardless of what you have heard, I have never STOLEN CUBE ART FORMS BUT SIMPLY BORROWED ONE... OR SO... ONCE. AND YES, I AM SEND A CHECK THIS VERY DAY!!)
And, also, since I myself must do secret undercover, spying work and have user abilities at the Malkin place, cough cough, I will give them a DENOUNCEMENT.
The next time Michelle is on Faux News show, I will call in and give her a piece of my mind that is left!!

Dearest Fraulein Pulluskis persons,

" party slobs and slovenly proles " .

......this is of brilliance by you in posting !

Last week was very hard, fighting the usurper right-wingers, no ? But I can beginning this new week by the inspirations of your saying what you have said to me,

Krasnodar.

Most loyal comrade Krasnodar, we, the elite elite at the Progressive Cube, are here to serve and be served. Therefore, it is our duty to point out all of the mistakes and misnomers of the newbies, proles, the unwashed and those in backwards sorts in flyover country. ah yes, work is rewarding, is it not? Watching the proles grown into elitist snobs, speaking pure prog propaganda is one of our rewards (cash, "capitalist kickback", extra portion of beets'n booze, is also most satisfying... feel free to keep that in mind).

The sort of hooliganism we have seen by this reichwinger blogger is enough to make us spit (spit spit). You may send your emails of disgust to Michelle Malkin at hotair.com (obviously, a well chosen name!)

Alert the Inner Party! This was left at the Gulag door...




Now this reichwing witch wants to extort the vaunted Cube to keep quiet about her outright theft of The Peoples Director Intellectual Property ™ or she threatens to expose our glorious plans outright! The audacity of these corporate rethuglikkkan mobsters since last Tuesday ™ is increasing.
15 cases of RS Private Vodka Stock?? --- Ohhhhhhhh the humanity.

This monster must be dealt with most harshly for this most brazen disrespect!
I await your orders with Shovel Ready.

Who is this " Shovel Ready "?
Is this a person new to the collective? Have you checked his/her papers ?

While our URL appears on the image, the capitalist witch cheated us of our deserved SEO traffic by failing to provide a link to the Collective in her hateful rant.

It's obvious now that's she's also co-opted the First Lady's first name in a transparent attempt to trick people into reading her illiterate ramblings.

Like I said elsewhere, next time she drops by my dacha to visit I'm so going to put her over my knee and give her a spanking. Naughty, naughty girl.

Comrades,

The witch Malkin serves a useful purpose.

She helped the [questionably] intelligent cactus bush spread the rumors that this system of government is a democracy, just like India, Italy, and Austria.

The party efforts is to steer wantabe cliff jumpers to the nearest cliff and way from constitution of founding.

Many defects and lies are contained in Declarated and Bill of rites as well.

The party will say what is rite, not the herd of lemmings.PS to Comrade Krasnodar, Your new outfit is a real gas!

"private stock vodka"?!! NEVER.

humm, possibly a comrade in the stead! Say, oh gosh, I don't know . . . Red Rooster might be willing to make the sacrifice. He's a stand upward guy, is he not? Or perhaps, let's see . . . Buffoon! Either one of these glorious comrades would never be missed deeply but who is to say that wouldn't be returned?? But our vodka. NEIN.

As for that woman, we should also sue her for stealing Mama MO's name. That is just spitting disgusting.

Krasnodar wrote:Who is this " Shovel Ready "?
Is this a person new to the collective? Have you checked his/her papers ?

Classified. On a need to know only basis.


(Suffice it to say - The Cubes Nakita.)

My Comrades

I feel your pain.

But I must say the following.

1) Redistributing the People's (Cube) Wealth is usually a good thing.
2) However, We cannot Condone redistributing our wealth to Reactionary Swine, who use it to Slander our Cause.
3) However, Michelle Malkin is not White, that is an Extenuating Circumstance.
4) I must also point out that she is Extremely Good Looking, which, in my book, renders her completely innocent.
5) However, since we cannot forget that she is a Dirty Reactionary Pig, I suggest the following compromise:

I, Obamugabe, by the power vested in me as DEar Leader and Feared Tyrant of the People's Utopia of Zimbabwe, do hereby grant Michelle Malkin, for the sole purpose of redistributing the Wealth of the People('s Cube) to her own website in this instance only, the status of Honorary Prog on the grounds that she is Not White and Extremely Hot!

I also invite her to my People's Palace in Harare for a quiet evening of Sorghum Beer Drinking and Traditional Dancing.


(If she does not show up we will make sure that she votes Democrat as a necro-voter in 2012)

Amandla!

Obamugabe

I'm sure her neanderthal blog deadheads would like to see this.

Hey, that dress looks just like the tablecloths and bed sheets in the White House !
Has she ever been there ?

We demand an equal redistribution of all links to ThePeoplesCube.com!
- Angry Babies for Change

WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS KID GOING TO??!!!

Comrades,
Small kidsrin like this need change! Many times during the day depending on how much beets , rice, and potatoes they consume.

You would be upset in their predicament with no change, funny smells are everywhere!

I SMELL SOMETHING, COMRADE TOOORISKY, BUT IT IS NOT OF HUMOROUSNESS!

Is there no end to the inhumanity? The MM is evil incarnate!

MM on a regular day, doing what she does best:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I SMELL SOMETHING, COMRADE TOOORISKY, BUT IT IS NOT OF HUMOROUSNESS!

Comrade Frauline,Maybe it is childrens, or small critters, garbage disposal, trash can, refrigerator, close by neighbors,across the gulag, or any other sources of unusual orders or smells [souoos]

I stand in solidarity with Comrade Whoopie, this upstart needs a spankin.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:next time she drops by my dacha to visit I'm so going to put her over my knee and give her a spanking. Naughty, naughty girl.

I know you must be very busy at Party Headquarters after last week Comrade, so I'll volunteer to carry out sentence on this most deserving lackey. For the Motherland!

"The Peoples Paddle" ™

I don't understand this collective obsession with spanking. If we are equating womyn with men at the workplace, we must thus also make them equal in punishment. The flip side of equal pay for equal work is equal punishment for equal thoughtcrimes.

The harsh Current Truth is: teabags have no gender. The korrekt treatment of genderless teabags has been recently demonstrated by Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred on another thread. For more korrekt examples see Sarah Palin, Sharon Angle, Meg Whitman, Christine O'Donnell, etc.


We are still keeping a picture of antiquated "spanking with a hairbrush" in our clip art gallery under our Text Editor for the Rich (see below) - but only as an example of outmoded, demeaning, and highly ineffective gender-based punishment that not only failed to fight thoughtcrimes, but rather caused them to grow in size.

Perhaps Ms. Malkin needs to take a lesson from her namesake Michelle Obama and learn to act like a good mooslim female...

[OFF]
Michelle had to dress up like a good mooslim wife and I don't think she was too happy about it.

Nope, she definitely wasn't happy. Looks like she's giving Barry the stink eye in this closeup.

Barry was all smiles but Michelle looks dejected (checkout those panty lines).

A good mooslim wife knows her place. "Silence woman, the men are talking."

Oh, if looks could kill.

If looks could kill, it would've been us instead of him!

All the Children™ sing:

Hey, Michelle my Belle, whom did you slay, Michelle my Belle*
Hey, Michelle my Belle, whom did you slay, Michelle my Belle...

__________________
* Michelle Obama is the character in this song. Not to be confused with Michelle Malkin, who is NOT Michelle my Belle and has NEVER been called that by any card-carrying Party member lest he be sentenced to severe self-criticism with a shovel.

Dear dear comrade, it is not because she is wearing a scarf.... it is because they had NO lobster. Anyway. And would not fly it in for her. Very distressing, I am sure.

If she were truly following Mooslim dictates, she would look as this: (and I might say, would be a marked improvement)

this is how a loyal Mooslimic woman would have her attire.

humm, it does appear her underwear line is crooked, does it not? What could that say about her body type?? (gasp)

Red Square wrote:If looks could kill, it would've been us instead of him!

All the Children™ sing:

Hey, Michelle my Belle, whom did you slay, Michelle my Belle*
Hey, Michelle my Belle, whom did you slay, Michelle my Belle...

__________________
* Michelle Obama is the character in this song. Not to be confused with Michelle Malkin, who is NOT Michelle my Belle and has NEVER been called that by any card-carrying Party member lest he be sentenced to severe self-criticism with a shovel.

Thank you, Red Square, for your elucidatory derivations of " Michelle". By the way... is it true you have at least 15 cases of the special vodka in your private stock ?Word of that is spreading about..... FYI

Comrades,Prog off

One picture says "men are talking". What men? All I see is Humpty Dumpty and the midget.
Are not real men supposed to wear shoes in public?

" ah yes, work is rewarding, is it not?" Indeed it is comrade Fraulein ... just as long as your work is not rewarded more than lazy, non-working prole. After all, we all have same needs, da? In glorious worker's paradise all are equal, da?

Comrade Ogrrre wrote:" ah yes, work is rewarding, is it not?" Indeed it is comrade Fraulein ... just as long as your work is not rewarded more than lazy, non-working prole. After all, we all have same needs, da? In glorious worker's paradise all are equal, da?

Dear Sir or Sirette, surely, if you are a true made prog, you realized that equality is never equally distributed, but distributed according to higher, fundamental ideals within the collective. We could never expect her glorious highness, Nanski Pelosi, to ride in a commercial airliner, now could we? NEIN. She is an equal above equals. Unfortunately for lowly proles, some will remain, just lowly proles.

Frau, I'm certain we'll never have to see a photo of Naski waiting to board a commercial flight or suffering the indignity of a body scanner or being fondled by some TSA worker.

If she can't afford to lease or own a private jet I'm sure some uber wealthy Limousine Libtard seeking some Congressional favor will let her use his.

[ON] It's just a shame the taxpayers won't have to foot the bill or that the military will no longer have to scramble F-16's to escort the plane to all the way to it's destination [OFF] which I hope is the crash site.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Frau, I'm certain we'll never have to see a photo of Naski waiting to board a commercial flight or suffering the indignity of a body scanner or being fondled by some TSA worker....

INDIGNITY?? Why, that is the most exciting part of travel! I have booked many'a flight and gone to the Peoples Airport for the sole purposes . . . umm, well, anyway, as I was saying, possibly you have had a poor screener.

See the photo I snapped of Mildred Bullafarht. Is she not enjoying herself, I ask? Of course she is!


and you can see how Myrtle Muckleberry is enjoying her search (it is the only excitement she has since Mr. Muckleberry passed 39 yr. ago)


I will tell you privately that cousin 3rd cousin remove, Adolph was a wee bothered when the screener put on rubber gloves but he told me later, it was "no so bad!".

Yes Frau, it must be a thrill, even nuns enjoy being felt up by the TSA...
(Note the young girl waiting her turn, she's on the edge of her seat with anticipation.)

After all, we must be alert for boobie bombs...

Fortunately no mooslim women's in burkas will be forced to endure such indignities.

Why of course not, comrade. We cannot insult the Mooslims. They get angry, which is Bush's fault.
But to be fair and equal, it is the Mooslimic males who have been hiding boobsbombs in their underwearables and other private places. I am telling you, I would not want to be a screener and go digging around in their . . there looking for bombs. Besides, I am allergic to latex.

Comrades,PROG OFF

TSA is a small piece in a lager pan or ramadan. The long range goal is to break the economy, this one small step is to make flight so objectionable, that entire section of the economy will implode. That will further drive the "Private Sector" into financial oblivion, courtesy of Dear Leader, who will disavow any knowledge of his [goals] actions.