I don't know what all the fuss is about. They look like really nice guys, there's nothing extreme about them at all. I can't believe they would do all the terrible things the media is telling us about. Look at them - they couldn't hurt a fly!
Oh, wait, that's a parade of womyn showing their breasts. Never mind.
Having family up in Asheville and been there several times, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if they would hold such praise and support for the Non-Islamic Islamists. It's known as the "San Fransicso of the South" for a good reason, after all.
I for one, have enjoyed the head-banging sounds of this place. Not to mention the drink specials; the beer bottles heads are just lobbing off like crazy.