The Dear Leader announced today that Wikireaks founder Jurian Ass-sponge and US Army Private First Crass Bradrey Manning are to receive the highest recognition that a non-citizen can receive, The Order Of Friendship - First Crass™ . Peopre's Hero Jurian Ass-sponge -
Peopre's Hero Pfc Bradrey Manning -
(Kim Jong Un reported this story from our Pyongyang bureau)
You make much trouble for big brother Beijing. China wants to be Asian super power but you make them look weak by throwing tantrums. Soon big brother going to disown you, then what?
This is to Comrade Bill Ayers, our longtime, ever loyal indoctrination commissar of the United Socialist States of America. Due to the diabolical machinations of Christopher KKKennedy, demon spawn of the late Zionist warlord Robert F. KKKennedy, Comrade Ayers has been denied professor emeritus status.
As a consolation prize, I hereby bestow a lifetime supply of Dalokohs bars to Comrade Ayers!
He'll be so aflush with glee (i.e. insulin shock)!
By the way, I want to crear the air on issue been bugging me for rong time now. My Engrish not so good and I now rearize that I been typing "Me So Ronery" when I meant to type "Me So Ornery". Yes yes!
Me so ornery, me ornery rong time.