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Kerry's War Flip-Flops

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John Kerry has a pair, why not you?

Costly? Well you could give kidneys, combat medals, two bottles of Hines Ketchup, guns, cheese burgers, cupcakes, your soul, melons, or currency for a pair.

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Comrades, it's the 21st Century so all appropriate Party members should reach way back into that closet they've just come out of and proudly strut their stuff; Image

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I have finally come to realize how full of wisdom our Comrade [color=#C0392B]Subvet[/color] is when he wrote:Comrades, it's the 21st Century so all appropriate Party members should reach way back into that closet they've just come out of...

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Comrade Putout wrote:
I have finally come to realize how full of wisdom our Comrade [color=#C0392B]Subvet[/color] is when he wrote:Comrades, it's the 21st Century so all appropriate Party members should reach way back into that closet they've just come out of...

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Comrade T always wears his helmet in the closet for that reason.

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Who will exit the closet next - Captain?
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Hammer and Loupe was hilarious when he wrote: John Kerry has a pair, why not you?

Comrade Hammer, where is this carefully-hidden evidence suggesting that he has a pair?

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Lev Termen wrote:
Hammer and Loupe was hilarious when he wrote: John Kerry has a pair, why not you?

Comrade Hammer, where is this carefully-hidden evidence suggesting that he has a pair?
Well Comrade Termen, have you ever seen his feet lately? He is ready for Global Warming.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Lev Termen wrote:
Hammer and Loupe was hilarious when he wrote: John Kerry has a pair, why not you?

Comrade Hammer, where is this carefully-hidden evidence suggesting that he has a pair?
Well Comrade Termen, have you ever seen his feet lately? He is ready for Global Warming.

Ah, an understandable misunderstanding. But you see, Comrade Hammer, I was not referring to either feet or flip-flops when I said "has a pair."

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Lev Termen wrote: Ah, an understandable misunderstanding. But you see, Comrade Hammer, I was not referring to either feet or flip-flops when I said "has a pair."
Well comrade, I do not see the fruit you are looking for.

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Lev Termen wrote: Ah, an understandable misunderstanding. But you see, Comrade Hammer, I was not referring to either feet or flip-flops when I said "has a pair."
Well comrade, I do not see the fruit you are looking for.
Perhaps we are speaking of card games instead? But then again, I do not believe he has a poker, either.

Hammer and Loupe quoted a reliable source when he wrote:
Lev Termen wrote: Ah, an understandable misunderstanding. But you see, Comrade Hammer, I was not referring to either feet or flip-flops when I said "has a pair."
Well comrade, I do not see the fruit you are looking for.

We can call him John Small Berries, then?

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