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Laika's Annual May Day Address: Вперед! Vorwärts! Forward!

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Вперёд, к победе коммунизма! Kameraden!

In the spirit of the historic Non-Aggression Pact of 1939 (Which George W. Bush broke) Comrade Zero, The One We have Been Waiting For, has decided to forgive our National Socialist Comrades (Once the party of George W. Bush who has secretly been purged...this information is Geheimnis! Dissemination is only for the party elite) and together with our long struggle towards a better utopia, he has decided to use the tried & true one word slogan "Vorwärts!" which when translated into the oppressive language of the world, that being English, means "FORWARD!"

Even though in the last election we had two excellent slogans for the unwashed masses, Hope and Change, the Party™ in its infinite wisdom has decided to use only one word this time, rescuing the planet in the process...less ink, less paper, less thought, thereby saving the trees and insuring that the oceans will continue to recede due to a two syllable word constipating together the proletarian non-workers of the world along with our staunch union members thought process and bowels, requiring less carbon units being consumed for thinking plus toilet flushing as they try to comprehend its vast meaning.

Does this mean we won't have a military parade or any marching music? Kameraden, Nein! We shall have two! The usual in Red Square plus a new one down the Unter den Linden!

Isn't it wonderful that Comrade Zero chose a slogan that not only did Marx and Engels approve of, but Lenin and Hitler too? !!!

As usual, this is being done For The Children™. You knew that! For those who did not, report to platform #9 at the train station. Dress warmly and bring only one suitcase.With that being said let The Children lead us forth in the May Day Parade!


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Using time tested, tried-and-true, old as the dirt slogans of the dead past to capture the daring-do vissionary essence of Obama may be a Freudian slip but dialecticaly speaking the synthesis of the dead past with the greatness of the living Obama can only result in the glorious socialist future!

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I posted this before
but I love seeing my Papa Obama too muchImage


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Ivan Betinov wrote:WTF?
Yes indeed Jim Jones had tried to move Forward to a new socialist utopia But where he failed Papa Obama will succed Image

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Ivan Betinov wrote:WTF?
Neotrotsky!I do believe Comrade Brain-in-jar was merely asking about last year's wildly popular slogan, "Winning The Future", which concerned Comrade Zero's magical skills in creating total equalness among us all through a process in economics called a "budget".
As we all know, Comrade Zero's purposed budget WAS a HUGE success. The People's House of Commissars voted overwhelmingly for the budget, therefore the "WTF" slogan was no longer needed.

Comrades, the watchword now is Forward, so start moving Forward! Forget about WTF!
This order comes from the Central Committee and it WILL BE OBEYED.

Those who refuse to move Forward will be met by special detachments known as "blocking battalions".

Am I making myself clear?


NOT ONE STEP BACK!

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If "Win The Future" was "WTF" then "Forward" must be an "F."

F 2012!

F Obama

F It All! 2012

Give America an F Obama 2012!

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Comrades, I noticed something else at Laika's link, above, to a speech by Uncle Joe Stalin.

Anything in this clip from the speech look familiar? -

"And so the time for retreating is over. Not one step back! That must now be our watchword.
Can we take the blows of the enemy and push them back to the west? Yes, we can, because our factories in the rear are doing excellent work and the front is receiving ever more aircraft, tanks, artillery and mortars."

Dear Leader has been back to the future since BEFORE WTF!!!

PS - Margaret, I have always admired your Forward thinking :)

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:WTF?
Neotrotsky!I do believe Comrade Brain-in-jar was merely asking about last year's wildly popular slogan, "Winning The Future", which concerned Comrade Zero's magical skills in creating total equalness among us all through a process in economics called a "budget".
As we all know, Comrade Zero's purposed budget WAS a HUGE success. The People's House of Commissars voted overwhelmingly for the budget, therefore the "WTF" slogan was no longer needed.

Comrades, the watchword now is Forward, so start moving Forward! Forget about WTF!
This order comes from the Central Committee and it WILL BE OBEYED.

Those who refuse to move Forward will be met by special detachments known as "blocking battalions".

Am I making myself clear?


NOT ONE STEP BACK!


Thank you comradeIt all makes sense now

Forward

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Forward is the only possible slogan; going back would be going back to prosperity, the rule of law, pride in America, more fiscal responsibility, less class warfare, fewer people dependent on government, and a much stronger America.

I snap my fingers at all that lot. I'm in up to the neck--that's your neck by the way--in the creative description of Comrade Zero. How can we have the Progressive World of Next Tuesday ™ with all its incumbent misery, suspicion and poverty, if America is strong, proud, independent, and free?

It can't happen, that's what.

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Ok...I'm a little confused mind you...what is this strange word called"budget" and why is there one?

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I have a copy of The TPC Big Book of FORWARD! Political Movements in History (and their tragic short lives)

Makes for some light reading while I'm taking a dump.

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If you're taking a dump, $$, then I'm rather surprised someone like you would be reading it instead of using it for something else.

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Why, you cut me to the quick woman. It's the comic book version. Lots of funny pictures. Too good to waste.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:If you're taking a dump, $$, then I'm rather surprised someone like you would be reading it instead of using it for something else.
Me Too!

Komrades! You might have noticed that some Bund members manifested undesirable deviations from the party line by showing sympathy to world imperialism and zionism. I am happy to report that by campaigning under the name of our leading newspaper 99% of the deviants returned to proper party line!

URA, Komrades! Forward to the victory of eternal practice of Marxism Leninism BE READY! ALWAYS READY!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forward

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Ok...I'm a little confused mind you...what is this strange word called"budget" and why is there one?



Do not fret, dear four legged comrade. According to a small footnote in the People's History Book (revised) a "budget" is only a Retthuglikkan paperwork drill, much like voter registration. It's just not required. Fill in the names and numbers where you need them, we'll make it say what we need anyway when the time is right.


I believe Comrade Bill Clinton (husband to our own MTE) once balanced one (briefly) on his



desk.


it didn't last long.

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That's what Monica said ..........

And about that other thing..... isn't a budget kind'a like a parakeet ?


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About all-purpose paper. Of course that's light reading when you're taking a dump but you never use it for toilet paper. That's what the Constitution is for.

Are you up to date on your Jiffy-Lobo?


 
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