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Let's teach "Occupy WSJ" some strong communism!

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Finally, the barely educated and feeble-minded American intellectuals - or, as we like to call them, Useful Intellectuals (UI) - have their alternative news source called "Occupy Wall Street Journal." The new edition is aiming to become equal in scope and coverage to The People's Cube - which, by definition, is the only korrekt source of the Current Truth for libs and progs.

Granted, the new revolutionary edition is a well-meaning attempt to teach the unwashed masses the intricacies of overthrowing whatever it is they are overthrowing this week, based on the models already developed in Syria, Greece, Egypt, etc. - places they imagine to be exactly like the United States, both economically and politically. They are hoping that using the same methods might produce the same results: a moral and political vacuum to be filled by us - the glorious People's Vanguard™!

Predictably, the pages of O-WSJ are filled with embarrassingly weak pansy drivel that betrays the limited mind of the spoiled bourgeois intelligentsia. These writers are limited in ideas and in the will to kill for those ideas.

We here at the Party Organ, on the other hand, have no such limitations. Our slogan is and has always been:

WE CURE WEAK LIBERALISM WITH STRONG COMMUNISM!

It is imperative that we - the battle-hardened Bolshevik comrades, all survivors and active participants of riots, revolutions, purges, and show trials - urgently teach some strong communism to the liberal weaklings at"Occupy WSJ"!

Use this thread to post short and vigorous samples of korrekt revolutionary writing for the young Occupussies™ ** to learn from. If you can't think of anything original, don't hesitate to rip off your comrades on existing threads. And by all means, use our vast archives - the ultimate hive mind of the prog community!

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* For extra protection, I saved the PDF of the O-WSJ on our People's Server in case it gets dastardly purged from the current Kapitalist-Pig Server at Amazon.com.

** Occupussies™ is a registered trademark by Chairman (Meow) Punchenko.

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Red Square wrote:Use this thread to post short and vigorous samples of korrekt revolutionary writing for the young Occupussies™ ** to learn from. If you can't think of anything original, don't hesitate to rip off your comrades on existing threads. And by all means, use our vast archives - the ultimate hive mind of the prog community!

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Meow's primer for REVOLUTIONARIES not wanting to be OCCUPUSSIES

First and foremost, you must always be seen reading. It is important to be seen reading -- even if you are not really reading -- so that our crackpot ideas are given intellectual legitimacy based on our own intellectual appearance. Buy some books, maybe a few newspapers (of the left-wing variety), and be photographed with them in a setting like an office, a library, or a revolutionary hideout.

My hideout was the back table, the very far back table near the bathrooms, at our local McDonald's. Many inspiring revolutionary photographs of me looking like I was reading were taken at that most sacred of McDonald's. Many were convinced of my intellectual superiority at that McDonald's -- so much so, in fact, that the oppressed workers fed me free fries as a homage to my awesomeness and for organizing them into a revolutionary force to create even more free food! That could be you someday.


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It is important to have a distinctive look that goes well with your stacks of reading material that you are to be photographed “reading”. Facial hair, distinctive glasses, and your choice of peasant clothing, a three piece suit, or fatigues will be made available to you in order to complete your look. Remember: designer clothing and expensive tastes COMES AFTER you have taken control of the government, liquidated the opposition, and become full blown Politburo members with your own bureaucratic fiefdoms. Don't let us catch you wearing Calvin Klein jeans and a Hurley skull cap while you are mingling with the masses in the initial stage of bloody class warfare. Wearing such bourgeois mishmash can only mean you are an OCCUPUSSY and not a member of an intellectual revolutionary vanguard.


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We don't tree hug, you pansies. If anything we saw down trees in order to construct good battering rams in which to crash down the gates of the Tsar's Winter Palace. What is it with this Earth Mother shit anyways? Haven't any of you little pukes ever heard of a good scorched Earth policy? Crash the gate and raise the red banner of revolutionary glory! If banner raising is not your bag, like me, find some idiots who you have no attachment to whatsoever to do the job for you. A proper revolutionary never does his/her own “activism” since the proper revolutionary knows that survival is the first step towards becoming a well-heeled member of the ruling vanguard.


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There are no revolutionary villains since all revolutionaries are HEROS. Sure, some good people were lost, some eggs were broken, some populations were relocated en masse to colder climates -- but still, it was FOR A GOOD CAUSE. The true revolutionary always knows how to come out as the hero and knows how to make a very, very dramatic appearance. Once you achieve Politburo status, a team of Hollywood producers, directors, and writers will whitewash your pocked-marked face, your short stature, and transform you into the hero that you knew you always were! This is the HARD COMMUNIST WAY and not the OCCUPUSSY way. We don't do unwashed heroes sitting around drum circles. No, we do heroic GENERALISSIMOS!



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This video reminds me of a typical day at my humble 240 room beachfront dacha.

I ride up in the people's stretch limo along the mile long driveway while citizens throng on either side of the road.

Thronging Citizens: Long live Blogunov! Viva Blogunov! (and so forth in many languages while flying several different national flags)

I step out of the stretch limo and remove my beret so all can see my neatly combed hair and beard more clearly.

Thronging Citizens: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Blogunov: Citizens, comrades!

Thronging Citizens: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Blogunov: Today I shall have eggs and sausage croissants for breakfast!

Thronging Citizens: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Blogunov: And they shall be prepared by Mrs. Blogunov!

Thronging Citizens: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Blogunov: And let us not forget that I shall also drink coffee!

Thronging Citizens: Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Long live Blogunov! Long live Blogunov! Blog-u-nov! Blog-u-nov! Blog-u-nov! Blog-u-nov!

And so I return to my car and continue my drive past my 76' 5" bronze statue. Just another day at the office.

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I can't wait until Father Theocritus reads Blogunov's post above.

76' 5" huh ? This should be good. Stay tuned.


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Don't know what you stand for, comrades? Bollocks! A true Progressive—like me—is able to make an issue out of anything and everything! Just think of what you want, and then RAISE AWARENESS about the need to take immediate action to address whatever your all important issue is!

You don't need any special skills—you just need to care!

Start by always wearing Awareness Ribbons and Wristbands in the appropriate colors of your chosen issue, so everyone who sees them will know how much you care about that issue!

Stand on a street corner or in front of an establishment that isn't addressing your issue, and hold up a sign that says something about your issue. Passers-by will always pause to read your sign, and they may even give you money!

If that doesn't work, then drop your drawers and/or bare your boobs! Nudity is always a guaranteed awareness raiser—and you may still be offered money!

Blog about the issue, and the pressing need for a government program to address it! No writing skills? Not a problem! Simply surf the 'Net for other blogs and articles on the subject by likeminded individuals. Copy, paste, and presto! You are now a grass-roots, citizen journalist Making A Difference! Now cross-post your post by copying and pasting it at as many other sites as possible, to create a consensus and make it look as if your issue is wildly popular with the masses! You can even create more blogs with different names, to enhance the illusion of broad support for your issue!

Don't like all the maintenance that goes into a blog? No sweat—head over to You Tube where you can Broadcast Yourself! No verbal skills? Not a problem! All that matters is that you care, and what's more, you care enough to speak out about the issues that matter to you! People will be moved, in many cases to tears, by your courage and determination to raise awareness despite your tendency to stammer and mumble that only makes you sound genuine and believable—and who knows? They might even be moved enough to send you money!

Keep the funds flowing by using as many verbs as possible when writing or talking about the issue. Why? I refer you to the following:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... tml#113998

It's all about funding. Which one of these sentences is going to get you more money?

1. The Council will provide advice to the President on the best ways to mobilize citizens, nonprofits, businesses and government to work more effectively together to solve specific community needs. [Four verbs total. Mimeswiped from the White House website linked above.]

2. They will solve problems. [I called upon my brain to think of this original thought which I decided might be best able to express the pithiest way of writing Item 1 using only one verb to make my point.]

It's called Pinkie's Principles on Parts of Speech: The more verbs, the more shoveling.

More Verbs = More Shoveling = Bigger, Better Shovels = More Money Forever and Ever!

I think you can figure out from here what's being shoveled that requires extra big shovels, and probably extra thick boots.

But you want to choose Item 1. All those verbs make it sound so impressive. It also makes it sound as if Bon Jovi is going to be very busy, and if we want to keep him very busy--oops, let me rephrase that with more verbs--if we want the masses to think he's being kept busy working for the WH Council--then we have to give him lots of money.

But if you go with Item 2--"They will solve problems"--why the hell should I give them money based solely on that? If they say they'll solve problems, then--well--problem solved. No need to throw money at a problem if it's solved.
See how that works, comrades? Verbs, as I have written numerous times before, are like the cars in a train—a gravy train, if you prefer. The more cars you attach to it, the longer the train, the slower the journey to its intended destination, requiring more money to keep the train going, and in some cases, to build more track. That's the Progressive way to run a railroad!

Additionally, always mention the millions of people who have been suffering for years and will very soon die (because Republicans want people to die very quickly, but only after a lot of prolonged suffering) if something isn't done by the government to resolve your issue! Solicit friends, relatives, and strangers to share with you their heartwrenching stories of how their very existences have been totally ruined forevermore due to corporate greed and/or the lack of a government program that would have stopped such atrocities before they even started!

Motivate the masses by imbuing your issue with a sense of urgency through unceasing proclamations that Time Is Running Out! For instance, we have less than 10 years remaining to save the planet from total destruction caused by Global Warming! Never mind the naysayers who sneer that we've been saying it for over 40 years now. If it's still an issue after that many decades, then it stands to reason there MUST be something to it!

Having done all of this, you can now say that you Stand For Something and you have Made Your Demands. But if your Demands still aren't being met, then you must implement a Plan B (h/t Jodin Morey) by storming the steps of your local State Capitol and refusing to leave until the Legislature agrees to introduce and subsequently pass an immediate resolution calling for greater action at the federal level to address the issue and fund it accordingly. (Note how many verbs I used just in that one sentence!)

But if it still does not work, comrades, then there is always Plan C: You can make yourself feel better, fill yourself with glorious self-righteousness, and assure everyone else that your time and other people's money wasn't totally wasted by declaring, “THE IMPORTANT THING IS I CARE!”

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I am thinking we need to send them all, (COD of course) a copy of Saul Alinsky's Obama endorsed book or perhaps an extended visit to Chi-Com county. This will get their mind straight and iron out pro-capitalist pigs hiding in the group.

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My OWS Rant:

PEOPLE U BETTER WAK UP AND THING FOR URSEFLS BUT U CANT CUZ BUSH CONTROL UR BRANZ AND CHENEE DUZ 2!!!! THERE TAKE OUR $ AND ETING KITTTENS!!! WE CN MAKE AN DFFRENCE B4 ITS TOO LATE!! ALL RICH BANKER'S MUST BE BHEADED!!! DONT WAT FOR TH EARTH TOMELT!!! IF OBAMA DUZNT GET RELECTED ALL THE CHILDRN AN KITTENN,S WL DIE!!!! AND THIRE WILL BE MORE ILLEGAL WAR'S IN VEIT NAM!!! CAPITAISM IS BAD BUT U CN MAKE A DIFFRENSE!!!!!! 911 WAS INSID JUB I KNOW CUZ I SAW VID ON UTUB!!! IT WAS BIG OIL!!! THER CONTRL EVRYTHIN!!!!!

Sincerely,

Komissar Blogunov

I Care

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Blogunov's message is clear to us all........

Never post when you're inhaling nitrous oxide.

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I care, I have a (government subsidized) smartphone upon which I can read about our revolutionary yuppie octopussy comrade-lets. I hope it all works out! I'll be getting a venti macchiato, back soon....Viva la Revolucion!

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The chicks dig me. It gives me purpose.


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Surely people like these " Young Pioneers " will change the world !

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Comrades! The time has come. The disorganized masses occupying Wall Street need guidance and leadership of the hardened Bolsheviks.

But going there alone would smack of overestimating the role of a single personality in history. Who will join me appearing among the disgruntled Illiberals before the weather gets colder and their lovely breasts are covered up by bourgeois clothes?

I propose the time of 4:30 pm this Friday October 7th. Comrades unable to appear in person can pay for our pizza (concentrate on meat toppings) and high-resolution images to be turned into printed posters.

Let us show, what Red October is all about, Comrades!

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Comrades,

As I have been away organizing the un-washed masses who will be repairing the earthquake damage to the bourgeois monuments and cathedrals owned by Dear Leader Obama's capitialist antagonizers I was shocked, yes shocked, to learn that neophyte Socialists have occupied Wall Street. THESE CHILDREN OF THE SUBURBS ARE NOT YET TRUE PROGRESSIVES!!!. They are dilettantes. They have not paid their dues to The Party™, to The Union™ and to the Non-Workers of the World™.

Comrade Red Square us correct, comrades!!! WE MUST CURE WEAK LIBERALISM WITH STRONG COMMUNISM!

Did these unruly intellectual lightweights stand firm with the Great Stalin in 1944? NO!!!
Did they answer Comrade Brezhnev's call to arms in 1968 to put down the CIA sponsered insurrection in Prague? NO!!!
Did they infiltrate the DNC with Michael Harrington and subvert it from within? NO!!!
Did they ensure Comrade President Obama's victory by stuffing millions of ballot boxes? NO!!!
Did they bail [highlight=#ff99cc]Chairman Meowsevich S Punchenko[/highlight] out of jail? NO!!!
Did they pay the therapist bill for Comrade former-Governor Kaine's (S-VA) Border Collie after Meow mistook it for Chelsea Clinton? NO!!!

It is time, Comrades, to show these spoiled, pampered, "wanna-be's" what it is to be a true, MADE PROGRESSIVE(tm)!!! Because .... We Care™ and it's for The Children™.


HAIL OBAMA!!!!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Meow's primer for REVOLUTIONARIES not wanting to be OCCUPUSSIES

First and foremost, you must always be seen reading. It is important to be seen reading -- even if you are not really reading -- so that our crackpot ideas are given intellectual legitimacy based on our own intellectual appearance. Buy some books, maybe a few newspapers (of the left-wing variety), and be photographed with them in a setting like an office, a library, or a revolutionary hideout.

My hideout was the back table, the very far back table near the bathrooms, at our local McDonald's. Many inspiring revolutionary photographs of me looking like I was reading were taken at that most sacred of McDonald's. Many were convinced of my intellectual superiority at that McDonald's -- so much so, in fact, that the oppressed workers fed me free fries as a homage to my awesomeness and for organizing them into a revolutionary force to create even more free food! That could be you someday.


It is important to have a distinctive look that goes well with your stacks of reading material that you are to be photographed “reading”. Facial hair, distinctive glasses, and your choice of peasant clothing, a three piece suit, or fatigues will be made available to you in order to complete your look.

Ummm, does this meet the reading criteria?

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All of these years of relentlessly penetrating every aspect of AmeriKan society and iron fist control of Akademia to prepare for the day of our glorious revolucion and this is it? Great Stalin, were gonna need alot more re- education camps than was in the last 5 yr. plan unless someone can whip these soft wanna-bes into fighting shape, pronto. But who?


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Is Comrade Drago available?

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Krasnodar wrote:Blogunov's message is clear to us all........

Never post when you're inhaling nitrous oxide.
Nitrous oxide? Nay, comrade. This rant is heartfelt showing that I care. The eloquence and insight of that stirring monologue have been compared to Shakespeare, Churchill, even Lenin and Richard Dawkins.

Komissar Blogunov

I Care

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In a strong showing of "Get out the Rage" solidarity, unemployed 37 year old Melvin Beckert made an appearance on Wall Street today. With the battle cry of :

"What do we want? DORITOS! When do we want it? After we finish playing Gears of War 2! And bring me a Coke Damn it!"

he joined the assembled throng bashing "unfettered capitalism" with reckless abandon.

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When questioned regarding his knowledge of the merits and benefits of socialist policy he mentioned his impending curfew (I have to be home for dinner by 5) and abruptly broke off the interview.

Apparently some indoctrination cajoling and direction might be necessary for our useful idiots enthusiastic acolytes....

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So glorious to hear the crowds chanting!

What do we want?
Ummm errrr

When do we want it?
Now

The whole world is watching laughing!
The whole world is watching laughing!
The whole world is watching laughing!
The whole world is watching laughing!
The whole world is watching laughing!
The whole world is watching laughing!

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mi wrote:
Comrades! The time has come. The disorganized masses occupying Wall Street need guidance and leadership of the hardened Bolsheviks.

But going there alone would smack of overestimating the role of a single personality in history. Who will join me appearing among the disgruntled Illiberals before the weather gets colder and their lovely breasts are covered up by bourgeois clothes?

I propose the time of 4:30 pm this Friday October 7th. Comrades unable to appear in person can pay for our pizza (concentrate on meat toppings) and high-resolution images to be turned into printed posters.

Let us show, what Red October is all about, Comrades!
I may just take you on your offer and go there (provided my Mom lets me because I don't want to miss the dinner).

I also clicked on your "pizza" link and wound up at a donation page for the Alliance for Global Justice in DC. They also listed a phone number 202-544-9355 for donations. So I called them to ask for a free pizza. I got a directory listing:

Press 1 for Worldwide Justice and Happiness
Press 2 for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday
Press 3 for the Department of Guillotines and Decapitation of Capitalist Pigs
Press 4 for Dictatorship of the Proletariat
Press 5 for Purges and Show Trials
Press 6 to Denounce Your Neighbor, Relative, or Co-Worker
Press 7 for Basic Needs (if you have been denounced and need to grovel before a commissar)
Press 8 for Free Pizza.

So I pressed 8 and a robotic voice told me to expect heavy boots kicking my door off its hinges at 3 am - that would be a delivery of my free pizza, accompanied by fair redistribution of my wealth and personal belongings, so that other comrades can have their free pizza too, thus achieving a complete Global Justice and Happiness.

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I pressed 8 and got Herman Cain offering to "deliver in 2012" if I would vote for him. Something is amiss...

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I've seen some great signs on this thread. Let's make even more:

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Tovarichi wrote:I pressed 8 and got Herman Cain offering to "deliver in 2012" if I would vote for him. Something is amiss...

What no 9-9-9 Plan?

9 Godfathers pizzas with 9 toppings for only 9 dollars!

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Comrades, something occurred to me today. Something I think is worth standing up for and making a demand out of.

Do you realize that all our favorite TV shows are paid for by the very same evil greedy corporations who stole all our money and now refuse to give it back?

This isn't right. This isn't fair. And as Obama himself might tell us, this isn't who we are.

This isn't what America is about!

We The People should not have to rely on Corporate America to provide us with hours and hours of mind-numbing, driveling entertainment.

Every quarter hour or so, Corporate America breaks into our favorite TV shows, and holds us hostage to its own greed by advertising products and services that it wants us to consume, thereby allowing the corporations to steal even more money from us!

That consumption leads to all manner of addictions and addictive behavior, much of which drives up health care costs and means more money for the greedy insurance companies!

Therefore, I Demand that our favorite TV shows should no longer be beholden to Corporate America, but made possible by The People!

By Viewers Like You. And others.

That means the Government should provide us with TV programming. And as Obama himself might tell us, it's already paid for!

All the Government has to do is impose a new tax on all the corporations that will pay for the programming.

Best of all, we can have TV without anymore commercials! Well, except for PSA's, but those aren't really commercials. Those are friendly reminders of all the many things Government does for us, and to protect us!

What's more, we'll never have to worry about our favorite TV shows being canceled ever again—if any of them sink in the ratings, the Government will be there to subsidize them and bail them out!

Now I defy any of you to tell me this isn't the most brilliant idea I've come up with all year!

P.S. Did you know if you turn Herman Cain's 9-9-9 thing upside-down, it becomes 666, the mark of the beast? This would make him the Antichrist, assuming one is dumb enough to buy into all that Bible crap! I say the joke is on all the science-hating, Bible-toting, God-clinging, Jesus-freaking neocon rightwingers who support him! Heheheheheheheeeee!

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Occ -U -Pussies indeed!

Do you see a single barricade?

Do you see any summary executions of the Bourgeoise?

And where is the two ton truck loaded with 20 men weilding moisin-nagants?

Revolution, my ass!

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Now here is a Comrada that knows what she stands for!

One of the highlights is at the 2:26 mark, she states that Universities don't pay taxes and that they should be.

Pure genius, her sign is complaining about having to pay for education, so why not just tax all the Universities so their operating costs go down and with it she can have a free education!

Now there's some strong Communism for you. Not all these are people are useful idiots.


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Looks more like infestation than occupation.

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dedhedvedev wrote:Looks more like infestation than occupation.

Glorious Greetings, Comrade dedhedvedev,

Infestation, Occupation, Overthrow. I'll add this to my rules list.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Motivate the masses by imbuing your issue with a sense of urgency through unceasing proclamations that Time Is Running Out! For instance, we have less than 10 years remaining to save the planet from total destruction caused by Global Warming! Never mind the naysayers who sneer that we've been saying it for over 40 years now. If it's still an issue after that many decades, then it stands to reason there MUST be something to it!

Actually, Dear Pink One, there was Global Cooling in the 70s. In the mid-to-late 80s it changed to Global Warming. Then in the 90s it really heated up with Anthropogenic Global Warming. Now that the globe is cooling again, after flailing for a year or two, we came to the consensus, like Gaia on fire, that it's really CATASTROPHIC ANTHROPOGENICALLY INDUCED CLIMATE CHANGE (Give us verbs! Give us money! Then we can tell you even louder and more urgently how quickly we'll all die!), the excuse reason to destroy Evil KKKapitOlist Wealth we've all been waiting for. And yes, as it has been for the past forty years, so Climate Change remains: it'll still kill us in less than ten years. But it'll get the polar bears first. And all life in the oceans. And it's all the Evil KKKapitOlists' fault! (The OWS site shows us the proper spelling!)

Unless the flus get us all before our Anthropogenic Climate Changes do. Be very afraid: The KKKapitOlists and RethugliKKKans are responsible for them too, cooked up in their Evil corporate conspiratorial top-secret military-industrial pandemic-making labs to kill all African Americans, Mexicans Unregistered Democrats™, The Children™, and Kittens. Four (or was it five?) years ago, a third of us died from the swine flu. (Or was it the avian flu?) The next year, a third of us died from the avian flu. (Or was it the swine flu?) Then a third of us died from either the swine or avian flu again. Then Senor Chavez said we would all die from the fish flu, of which another third of us did. So now that 133.333… percent of the population has died, we can all be 0bamazombies with complete confidence in our imminent doom. At least all the deniers are dead!

The preceding has been an effort to try to get into the putrid, petrified souls, the addled, compliant, squishy malfunctioning little brains and pebbly little hearts, and smelly, hairy malodorousness (Deodorant? We don' need no steenkin' deodorant!) of the Occupussies. It is a strange, wavering, tremulously quaking state of collective parasitic fear and gloom that they generate. That is why we can confidently state that our Strong Communist Progdom will sweep them away like a cleansing Anthropogenically Induced Catastrophic Global Climate Change-caused Tsunami.

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The education demands don't go far enough. So what if you have a free college education? Does that guarantee a degree? No! Does it even guarantee a 4.0 GPA for all? No! Higher education is still unfairly biased toward the diligent, the intellectually gifted, the achievers, in short, people like (I feel my breakfast coming up) Herman Cain! No!

Everybody should be guaranteed a degree. It's a basic human right!

Everybody should be guaranteed a 4.0 GPA. It's a basic human right!

Everybody should be guaranteed a PhD. It's a basic human right!

Everybody should hold an MD in neurosurgery. It's a basic human right!

End the unjust oppression of the sluggard, the intellectually average, and the whiner NOW!

And somebody go to REI and get me a really nice tent and sleeping bag NOW! I'm too busy Making a Difference to do anything about getting them for myself.

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Whew! It's been a wild time at the “Occupy Bay View Mall” protest in my neck of the woods. This is a picture of my like minded revolutionist friend Joy. She wisely uses a grease board so we can change our message as new things to protest pop into our minds.

And... What a great idea having the new revolution in my favorite Mall. I can do some serious power shopping while I rise up against corporate greed and fight the good fight for the freedom to be free and junk. You should see the way the Mall security looks at us, I mean if looks could kill. Obviously rasist pigs.

Anyway, Joy insisted we go to the Apple store to pay tribute to that one guy that died. She said he invented everything that's important. So he must have created things like cell phones, and Cadillac Escalades, and Gucci purses, and finger nail polish and stuff like that. She says he's why so many protestors have signs with stuff about “jobs” written on them.

This whole thing is so exciting and dizzying and confusing. Have fun.

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This is most encouraging.

Dear Leader has declared that he shares the same frustration as these "Young Pioneers"....... and that they will be a force in the 2012 elections.

How could he possibly lose the election with allies such as this ?

Note: Does Obama's sharing their frustration mean that they can't say a coherant thought without it being written on a teleprompter, or that they all have spouses who pig out on lobster ?

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Glorius Greetings, my dear Crystal Moon

Just as our Dear Leader is bringing us The Workers' Paradise,

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Perhaps you will be so kind as to design, for us, The Shoppers' Paradise - Soviet Style.

All the best,

Saul

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Infidel Castrate wrote:Now here is a Comrada that knows what she stands for!

One of the highlights is at the 2:26 mark, she states that Universities don't pay taxes and that they should be.

Pure genius, her sign is complaining about having to pay for education, so why not just tax all the Universities so their operating costs go down and with it she can have a free education!

Now there's some strong Communism for you. Not all these are people are useful idiots.

Excellent comrade! I have made a sign for this proles Free Education of The Masses march...

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Reason for editing this post: Corrected mispelling in my quoted text

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Dear OWSJ:

Thank you for your efforts to further the cause of socialism in America. While your heart is in the right place, your results are pathetic at best. Sitting around near banks, waving cheeky signs and drinking lattes? Get off your asses. Seize all banking facilities and latte shops! It's time for the People's tellers and baristas to take over. Anyone currently employed in these facilities is an enemy of the state by default, so drive 'em on out. Imprison or shoot them if necessary. Who needs their experience or education? . . . So you're a college student who doesn't understand interest rates? Who cares? You'll learn on the job. If the institution closes down after six months, we can secretly seek assistance from the imperialists in the West. (Well, we are the West, but now is not the time to worry about pesky little details.)

As far as baristas, how hard can it be? I know the equipment may break down and no one will know how to fix it, but now you're just pining for the old days. This is a revolution and everyone must sacrifice. Coffee is equally as potent if stirred in a tin of boiling water over a stove. Before long, coffee beans will be scarce on the shelves anyway.

(However, since our leaders will need full access to their brain capacity, a few qualified baristas should be sent to serve the state asap, along with an assortment of only the finest equipment, before everyone forgets how to make a latte and all the machinery breaks down.)

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Krasnodar wrote:Blogunov's message is clear to us all........

Never post when you're inhaling nitrous oxide.
N2O makes a rant so much more meaningless but it does make the ranter feel important. It's all about feeling isn't it?

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At one of their assemblies (perhaps too strong a word) a number of them were asked what was on the agenda. Their reply, "we don't know".
"You don't know?"
"Nope"
"When will you know?"
"When they tell us."
"You mean you don't know whats going to happen on any given day, you just wait to be told what the program is for the day?"
"Yep"

What kind of revolutionaries are this? How can they know what signs to post what weapons to carry what target to destroy or demolish as the case may be if they wait until the last minute to put it together (Using their blackberries of course to tweet them as to their goals for the day)
Oh the shame, I bet there is not one good shovel among them.
Alas the revolution has fallen into disrepair.
Indeed we should teach them all valuable lessons, Are the gulags in San Francisco still available?
Perhaps a day with 'Pink Pride" would help.

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Guardian of Pravda wrote: Oh the shame, I bet there is not one good shovel among them.
Dude! What am I supposed to do with a shovel? It's all cement and stuff here. Is there an App for that?

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It is with sublime greetings of socialist solidarity that this Servant of the People™ makes a post on this most auspicious of threads. Humbly I must confess to the infinite wisdom of the previous posters & Central Committee members, and hope to last through the purges long enough to continue my awe-struck, but ever class-conscious, struggle for the People, the Party, and the Cube!


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Komrade KOOK, I almost choked on my Peoples Wine™ when reviewing your poster!!!

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Genosse Gummiadler wrote:Komrade KOOK, I almost choked on my Peoples Wine™ when reviewing your poster!!!


I was able to be at the right place at the right time to snap this picture because I saw a text-message from the WH on an AP photographer's I-Pad directing the photographer to the site of this Golden Shovel event. (I'm told it's one of the Golden Shovels Biden brought back to the WH as a souvenier from the Solyndra Green is People's Money groundbreaking.)

--KOOK


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Perhaps some inspiring words from our "Great Revolutionaries of the Past" will begin to get these hapless hippie pacifists motivated enough to at least start overturning some bourgeois limos or something.


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Informant X03981 wrote:
Guardian of Pravda wrote: Oh the shame, I bet there is not one good shovel among them.
Dude! What am I supposed to do with a shovel? It's all cement and stuff here. Is there an App for that?
The shovel is important, it is a symbol and icon. The use of it is unimportant unless you run afoul of the Political Police then it becomes your savior. An APP is available on request. (Have you not heard of Cement Shovels?) The Park is not made of cement, it has dirt and that is a good place for a Beet field.
Besides they now say the park is full of 'unsanitary' items. I leave it to your imagination as to what constitutes 'unsanitary'.

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These amateurs are beginning to bore me. How about some REAL entertainment, like mass executions in Central Park, while Nancy Pelosi titters (a cappella) "What the World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love" over the P/A system.

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Comrade Dedhed.....

Your imagery of this event would even leave Stalin feeling a little queazy.

Now add Hillary, our beloved M.T.E. into the scene as a distorted queen of hearts, screaming at the top of her lungs : " Off with their heads !!!"

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Comrade Krasnodar, for some reason totally unbeknownst to me, I picture MTE on a stage in Central Park looking much like Princess Leah in a repeating hologram - but instead of saying "You've got to help us Obe Wan, you're our only hope!", Dear MTE keeps saying "Off with their heads!!", and then the hologram jerkily repeats "Off with their heads!!" over and over, as Nancy Piloski sings (as dedhed suggested) "What the World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love" and Comrade Jar Jar Biden makes faces at a teleprompter.

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This entire Street Performance is all in the name of worship of the Glorious Leader. Its the latest form of campaign finance, those evil Wall Street Rethugs think they don't have to pay for all the Big Crony Business Regulations that Dodd, Frank, and Pelosi handed them with the Almighty Blessings of He Who must be Obeyed. They Still are too stubborn. You must pay to play


This is our glorious "Shakedown Socialism" .... far bigger and better than ACORN or any mere Community Organizer could do. Its enhanced with Chicago politic.

We are the .099% Bundler With enhanced level 666-a Street Theater skills and whopping nickel of common sense equally distributed among the entire crowd.

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Say...isn't that Michelle Malkin's missing cousin?


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Guardian of Pravda wrote:What kind of revolutionaries are this? How can they know what signs to post what weapons to carry what target to destroy or demolish as the case may be if they wait until the last minute to put it together (Using their blackberries of course to tweet them as to their goals for the day).
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In case you haven't seen this linked over at Drudge, these comrades bring clarity to the concept of "Groupthink".




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STDs. The gift that keeps on giving.......

or

TSA worker practicing his " pat-down" skills.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Just think of what you want, and then RAISE AWARENESS about the need to take immediate action to address whatever your all important issue is!

Stand on a street corner or in front of an establishment that isn't addressing your issue, and hold up a sign that says something about your issue. Passers-by will always pause to read your sign, and they may even give you money!

Like this?

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Red Square wrote:
Guardian of Pravda wrote:What kind of revolutionaries are this? How can they know what signs to post what weapons to carry what target to destroy or demolish as the case may be if they wait until the last minute to put it together (Using their blackberries of course to tweet them as to their goals for the day).
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Would that make Soros a Collie? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Comrade Krasnodar...That just proves Stalin was a CommUNisT. As Comrade Roseanne Barr already knows, these Tea Baggers are too stupid to comprehend our Something-Higher-Than-Reason ™ , so re-education camps are a waste of kopeks. Dear Leader needs to grow a pair, lose that phony game show host smile, and proctor the purge. He is our Robespierre and Comrade Barr is his Danton, and they lead the march to our glorious, blood-soaked socialist future. Get with the program, i.e., the pogram.

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It seems one thing always leads to another. My last post caused a memory dump of this childhood rhyme:

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
But they were handy at pulling ropes
So they worked the guillotine

Photoshop amongst yourselves.

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A MANIFESTO FOR THE MASSES AGAINST BIG POTTY

Comrades, do not under any circumstances avail yourselves of those so-called conveniences variously referred to as Port-a-Potties, Port-a-Lets, portable outhouses, Don's Johns, etc.

They are but tools of the massive corporate dungheap known as Big Potty, deployed to exploit the masses by taking advantage of people's bodily functions to make obscene profits!

Big Potty does not donate their potties. Cities, companies, and other organizations make contracts to pay Big Potty--with YOUR money!--to provide Little Potties for Little People.

Big Potty makes millions off human waste--YOUR waste! Millions of dollars that should be YOURS, and especially MINE!

Ever tried to infiltrate a teabagger rally, or been to a professional sports event, and seen the long lines for the potties? The people in those lines are fools who think they're respecting others and being kind to the planet and showing good manners and oh, just look at how civilized they are, when in fact they're nothing but slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging tools and puppets for Big Potty.

That's why you never see any lines for the potties at a Progressive event.

Go where you like, where you must--but not in one of Big Potty's Little Potties.

Remember, when you go anywhere other than Big Potty's Little Potties, you're actually creating a job for a unionized public service employee whose job it is to clean up public places after you're done messing them!

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This one is for Commissarka, with love...

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Red Square wrote:This one is for Commissarka, with love...

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A-ten-hut!

Holy Mary Mother of Jesus, now I know what you hippies mean by "Progressive Movement". I thought it was just some communist crypto code for something.

Hell, I have one of those progressive movements every morning, just like clockwork. Out here in the bush the Marine K rations keep me very regular. Only problem I have is if Charlie and the VC find me in a "compromising position".

Now I wonder what that commie pinko draft dodger is going to do in December in NYC when it gets colder? HEHEHEHEHEHE

Carry on men.

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Keep up the glorious work comrades! We are almost to The Progressive World of Next Tuesday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... Qf_QfitmKE

Hey all you Occupussies! Now quit your whinin'! Quit your complainin'! Take off your house slippers! Put your marching boots on! We got work to do!

Hail Obama!

There is some funny stuff in here!
Good work!

The Occusissy taking a dump on the cop car pretty well counters the notion that 20 and 30 year olds spontaneously started these demostrations, and that their cause is a noble one.

Maybe a suitable caption should be along the lines of Unnnngh! bVooote for the [unintelligible] Obammunist! Hoorr(hiccup)raaay!

The crowd repeating the megaphonist seems so individualistic. What a strong man! Can't carry his own megaphone.

Ah, well, Marx was a lazy drunken layabout, so, why not everyone else!

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Pravda, where have you been?! Glad to see you're among the un-purged :)

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As for the young revolutionary purging himself of his corporate waste on the cop car, there is nothing so glorious as dumping on "the man"!! Quite a stirring display of revolutionary fervor. Well done, young prog, well done.


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Komrad Phobianov wrote:There is some funny stuff in here! Good work!

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Lenin 'n' Things wrote:Pravda, where have you been?! Glad to see you're among the un-purged :)
I snuck out?
(Actually I have been traveling extensively. I love retirement)

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Rejoice Comrades! Our operatives have been working clandestinely to guide the "Rage" in a productive direction but no more shall we hide behind the scenes! Time to show the true color of OWS!



Excellent video work, however it needs something... a little background music perhaps?



Ah, yes! Perfect!

All hail the God-State!

-KAM

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Nancy Pelosi performs a grand manure'ver: it sucks being a minority speaker.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Comrades, do not under any circumstances avail yourselves of those so-called conveniences variously referred to as Port-a-Potties, Port-a-Lets, portable outhouses, Don's Johns, etc.

Ahem! Commissarka Pinke,

I am experiencing some downward pressure. You will be so kind as to suggest a suitable first-class place to go. And make it quick!

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Dear Dr. Amin etc etc:

Piss on Wall Street! Unload on their capitalist doorsteps your crap, because they've been unloading on us for so many years and we're not going to take their crap anymore!

Now they have to take ours--and glory be, we're full of it!

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Comrades - according to Diane Sawyer, the Wall Street Occupation "as of tonight, it has spread to more than 250 American cities, more than a thousand countries -- every continent but Antarctica."

ABC Anchor Comrade Sawyer made this informative and glorious statement on ABC's Monday night World News.

While the Rethuglikkkans and Tea-rrorists are claiming that there are only 195 countries currently in the world and are trying to embarrass Comrade Sawyer, let's face it - who's the ABC News Anchor? Hmmmmmmmm?? Certainly not the Rethuglikkkans and tea-rrorists. Who would better know how many countries there actually are than Comrade Sawyer, unless, of course, it was Dear Leader Himself!!

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It was on the ABC news, it has to be true. I'll need more pages in my passport for all of the new countries I'll have to invade.

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Stop me if you've heard this, but on the local radio in NYC a caller proposed to call this protest a Flea Party and the protesters Fleabaggers.

We must make an effort to stop these epithets from propagating like a herd of hungry fleas on Wall Street! Wait, that didn't come out right...

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Well, fleas go for blood, don't they? From an Occupy Los Angeles flea participant:

"One of the speakers said the solution is nonviolent movement. No, my friend. I'll give you two examples: French Revolution, and Indian so-called Revolution.

Gandhi, Gandhi today is, with respect to all of you, Gandhi today is a tumor that the ruling class is using constantly to mislead us. French Revolution made fundamental transformation. But it was bloody.


India, the result of Gandhi, is 600 million people living in maximum poverty.
So, ultimately, the bourgeosie won't go without violent means. Revolution! Yes, revolution that is led by the working class. Long live revolution! Long live socialism!"

Ahhhh comrades - finally!!

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So these extra 800 +/- 3 or 4 countries not previously charted...(still listed as " Dragons be Here" on party maps) the only acceptable answer is that they are being hoarded as private properties by the evil rich. These must be absorbed by the State, Martial Law imposed, and their citizens punished for the crimes of their leaders, just like we're doing in N. Korea. Dammit.


 
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