Since A&E's Duck Dynasty proved to be a lot more popular with Americans than their messianic president, the A&E Network is now working on a substitute series that will be just like the indefinitely suspended Duck Dynasty, only with the Obamas - a progressive Washington family running a growing government business out of the White House while pretending to have American values.
David Axelrod says about the new show, "If this doesn't improve the President’s failing ratings, nothing will."
In the morning everyone is around the drinking fountain talking about the show: "Quack, quack, quack! Obama. Quack!!!"
"That's all (ya get) folks!"
How's about Adblack™? You're gonna need it folks, bigtime!
You screwed the duck alright, buddy ol' pal.
You also jumped it!
Good luck with that!
I think Boris Badunov would make a PERFECT press secretary for Obama; so much better than that weasel, Jay Carney.
OK, OK, I know Boris Badunov is not a real person. But then, neither is Obama.
Some say he was hatched in a KGB lab. I believe it. Only way to explain him.
America, Duck Yeah!
As I recall... Anyer and his brother Karl were, in fact, the leading men in a movie called Duck Soup.
Will Joe Biden ever run out of ingenious ideas?