SODOM-ON-HUDSON — In the wake of Trumpitler's
"Decades of lies, agitprop, and lying agitprop have failed,” explains new DNC
An advance copy of the new re-education syllabus has been
- The Constitution: How to kill a living document
- Grassroots Action: Funding and planning spontaneous protests
- Guns: How to define them so we can finally ban them
- Marching for Justice: Holding the patriarchy accountable for things they haven’t even done yet
- Stopping Hate Speech: How to use the military and police to get fascist white heterosexual males to shut the f*** up
- Hashtag Advocacy: Effective
propagandamessaging campaigns in the social media age
- Diversity: How to make society more inclusive by dividing people into ever-smaller groups
- Fundamental Principles of Journalism, Part One: Maintaining The Narrative™ through selective use of poll results and statistics
- Fundamental Principles of Journalism, Part Two: How to turn isolated incidents into representative examples of widespread intolerance/injustice
- Shaping Electoral Majorities: Proliferating racial and ethnic categories to make every American a minority of one
- Campaign Management: How to rig primaries and debates without getting caught
It is believed that with these
"On Wednesday evening, Sen. Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii) led a wine and cheese reception, then Democrats went to a presentation about Harper’s Ferry called “September Suspense: Lincoln’s Union in Peril. Democrats did not allow reporters to attend."
Imperatorskiy PingvinThe Constitution: How to kill a living document
Comrade, is not "kill" a harsh word for the
So I now propose that we adjust the bullet point to something like "How to prune and trellis-train the Constitution." And I further propose that a new bureau be created to monitor this ongoing development: the Department of Constitutional Health (DCH). Later, when it reaches Cabinet status, engulfing two or three other bureaus in the process, it can be renamed the Department Of Unified Constitutional Health Efforts (DOUCHE).
As always, I selflessly volunteer to establish and staff this bureau, with the assistance of my
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If only our "British" komrades had realised that shouting "racist/nazi/fascist" at anyone carrying (or near) a British Union flag ,would be taken as offensive or traitorous & push the British people towards voting for Brexit ,I'm sure they wouldn't have done it.
I saw a clip of the pro EU camp flying both flags on the news this morning ,but can't seem to find a photo online of it .