To show its commitment to global peace and security, North Korea has detonated another atomic peace bomb today.
Our fellow travelers on the Korean Peninsula have indicated they wish to participate on the world stage to keep peace and fight the global war on terror.
Kim Il Sung explains that as North Korea lacks drone technology, they will soon be deploying small atomic bombs to kill terror suspects, and work with President Obama to kill US nationals overseas.
The UN has congratulated North Korea for joining the war on terrorism, and has promised to send more food and weapons aid to the beleaguered nation.
It somehow reminds me of the idiot next door who merely rebuked his pitbull with the words, "bad dog, bad dog!", after his pitbull ate the other neighbor's chihuahua.
True, the face could be quite a bit puffier, but...